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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,448
    edited May 2018

    My little one was in Hospital over night on Thursday, nothing serious yet the Docs just wanted to keep an eye on him... Me and my wife stayed up all night with him and had to wait all of Friday for him to be discharged.

    Meant I wasnt able to go into work - Have raised it with my Manager this morning yet will potentially have to class that Friday as Annual Leave which is what annoys me!!

    If that is the case, do they seriously think that I'd leave the Hospital and go to work - i.e. in this case my little one wasnt in danger yet next time could be, oh sorry I cant keep you company mate I've gotta go in as Ive used up all my Holiday!!

    Hope little fellas on mend asap mate
    Yeah he's doing fine mate... He had his first vaccines on Thursday and reacted badly with a really high fever it seems
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,169
    edited May 2018
    T_C_E said:



    People who buy dogs and then carry them around in bags or put them in dog pushchairs (yes, there IS such a thing..)........ they have four legs for a reason you halfwits!!

    Oh ffs, give me a break. ;)image
    I doubt that that’s what he means, it’s those who treat their dogs as a fashion accessory!
  • To_Be_Franck
    To_Be_Franck Posts: 1,095
    When you're told some REALLY juicy gossip at the POTY dinner, but have been sworn to secrecy...
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051

    My little one was in Hospital over night on Thursday, nothing serious yet the Docs just wanted to keep an eye on him... Me and my wife stayed up all night with him and had to wait all of Friday for him to be discharged.

    Meant I wasnt able to go into work - Have raised it with my Manager this morning yet will potentially have to class that Friday as Annual Leave which is what annoys me!!

    If that is the case, do they seriously think that I'd leave the Hospital and go to work - i.e. in this case my little one wasnt in danger yet next time could be, oh sorry I cant keep you company mate I've gotta go in as Ive used up all my Holiday!!

    Glad he's on the mend. Had days off to look after poorly children, and get the option of holiday or unpaid leave... Soon did something I've never done before and pull a sickie
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987

    When you're told some REALLY juicy gossip at the POTY dinner, but have been sworn to secrecy...

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  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,493

    My little one was in Hospital over night on Thursday, nothing serious yet the Docs just wanted to keep an eye on him... Me and my wife stayed up all night with him and had to wait all of Friday for him to be discharged.

    Meant I wasnt able to go into work - Have raised it with my Manager this morning yet will potentially have to class that Friday as Annual Leave which is what annoys me!!

    If that is the case, do they seriously think that I'd leave the Hospital and go to work - i.e. in this case my little one wasnt in danger yet next time could be, oh sorry I cant keep you company mate I've gotta go in as Ive used up all my Holiday!!

    Glad to hear he's doing well now.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Women putting perfume on while on a train, no one wanted to smell that disgustingly sweet, cheap scent on a busy train
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,448

    Women putting perfume on while on a train, no one wanted to smell that disgustingly sweet, cheap scent on a busy train

    They gotta mask their farts somehow
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,991

    Women putting perfume on while on a train, no one wanted to smell that disgustingly sweet, cheap scent on a busy train

    There's a bird in our office who does that 2 or 3 times a day (in the office). She has a false sense of her own attractiveness, and likes to apply her perfume in a vivacious manner. I suspect that she is under the illusion that the blokes in the office get a waft of her Eau de Deptford Market and follow the path of the scent lustfully down the office until they spot her curvacious derriere (that's "fat arse" to you and me) and then stare longingly at her whilst she giggles playfully.

    The sad reality is that she sounds like Janet Street-Porter, looks like Meatloaf and the perceived wisdom around the office is that she uses the perfume to mask the fact that her Lady Garden smells like Billingsgate Market on a baking hot summer day.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156

    Women putting perfume on while on a train, no one wanted to smell that disgustingly sweet, cheap scent on a busy train

    They gotta mask Dave's farts somehow
    :lol:

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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,603
    MrLargo said:

    Women putting perfume on while on a train, no one wanted to smell that disgustingly sweet, cheap scent on a busy train

    There's a bird in our office who does that 2 or 3 times a day (in the office). She has a false sense of her own attractiveness, and likes to apply her perfume in a vivacious manner. I suspect that she is under the illusion that the blokes in the office get a waft of her Eau de Deptford Market and follow the path of the scent lustfully down the office until they spot her curvacious derriere (that's "fat arse" to you and me) and then stare longingly at her whilst she giggles playfully.

    The sad reality is that she sounds like Janet Street-Porter, looks like Meatloaf and the perceived wisdom around the office is that she uses the perfume to mask the fact that her Lady Garden smells like Billingsgate Market on a baking hot summer day.
    So it's a yes from you then?
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    MrLargo said:

    Women putting perfume on while on a train, no one wanted to smell that disgustingly sweet, cheap scent on a busy train

    There's a bird in our office who does that 2 or 3 times a day (in the office). She has a false sense of her own attractiveness, and likes to apply her perfume in a vivacious manner. I suspect that she is under the illusion that the blokes in the office get a waft of her Eau de Deptford Market and follow the path of the scent lustfully down the office until they spot her curvacious derriere (that's "fat arse" to you and me) and then stare longingly at her whilst she giggles playfully.

    The sad reality is that she sounds like Janet Street-Porter, looks like Meatloaf and the perceived wisdom around the office is that she uses the perfume to mask the fact that her Lady Garden smells like Billingsgate Market on a baking hot summer day.
    Any vacancies at your place....I'm asking for a friend.
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,105
    MrLargo said:

    Women putting perfume on while on a train, no one wanted to smell that disgustingly sweet, cheap scent on a busy train

    There's a bird in our office who does that 2 or 3 times a day (in the office). She has a false sense of her own attractiveness, and likes to apply her perfume in a vivacious manner. I suspect that she is under the illusion that the blokes in the office get a waft of her Eau de Deptford Market and follow the path of the scent lustfully down the office until they spot her curvacious derriere (that's "fat arse" to you and me) and then stare longingly at her whilst she giggles playfully.

    The sad reality is that she sounds like Janet Street-Porter, looks like Meatloaf and the perceived wisdom around the office is that she uses the perfume to mask the fact that her Lady Garden smells like Billingsgate Market on a baking hot summer day.
    Wow, someone has a crush
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    McBobbin said:

    My little one was in Hospital over night on Thursday, nothing serious yet the Docs just wanted to keep an eye on him... Me and my wife stayed up all night with him and had to wait all of Friday for him to be discharged.

    Meant I wasnt able to go into work - Have raised it with my Manager this morning yet will potentially have to class that Friday as Annual Leave which is what annoys me!!

    If that is the case, do they seriously think that I'd leave the Hospital and go to work - i.e. in this case my little one wasnt in danger yet next time could be, oh sorry I cant keep you company mate I've gotta go in as Ive used up all my Holiday!!

    Glad he's on the mend. Had days off to look after poorly children, and get the option of holiday or unpaid leave... Soon did something I've never done before and pull a sickie
    Yep - typical of some bosses, no idea about motivation or staff care. End up shooting themselves in the foot.

    Before we moved here Mrs AA had a major op, off work for six months (HSBC), when she returned she asked what her adjusted target was, to be told that she had to make her annual target in the six months remaining. Needless to say she didn't bend over backwards to make any sales, and any she did make she credited to someone else on her team who would benefit.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,991

    MrLargo said:

    Women putting perfume on while on a train, no one wanted to smell that disgustingly sweet, cheap scent on a busy train

    There's a bird in our office who does that 2 or 3 times a day (in the office). She has a false sense of her own attractiveness, and likes to apply her perfume in a vivacious manner. I suspect that she is under the illusion that the blokes in the office get a waft of her Eau de Deptford Market and follow the path of the scent lustfully down the office until they spot her curvacious derriere (that's "fat arse" to you and me) and then stare longingly at her whilst she giggles playfully.

    The sad reality is that she sounds like Janet Street-Porter, looks like Meatloaf and the perceived wisdom around the office is that she uses the perfume to mask the fact that her Lady Garden smells like Billingsgate Market on a baking hot summer day.
    So it's a yes from you then?
    She might ming a bit, but she's not dead - of course it's a yes!
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,448
    MrLargo said:

    MrLargo said:

    Women putting perfume on while on a train, no one wanted to smell that disgustingly sweet, cheap scent on a busy train

    There's a bird in our office who does that 2 or 3 times a day (in the office). She has a false sense of her own attractiveness, and likes to apply her perfume in a vivacious manner. I suspect that she is under the illusion that the blokes in the office get a waft of her Eau de Deptford Market and follow the path of the scent lustfully down the office until they spot her curvacious derriere (that's "fat arse" to you and me) and then stare longingly at her whilst she giggles playfully.

    The sad reality is that she sounds like Janet Street-Porter, looks like Meatloaf and the perceived wisdom around the office is that she uses the perfume to mask the fact that her Lady Garden smells like Billingsgate Market on a baking hot summer day.
    So it's a yes from you then?
    She might ming a bit, but she's not dead - of course it's a yes!
    Wasnt there a post from someone on here who met a girl who was into pretending being dead whilst he did the deed on her?
  • SidewaysInOz
    SidewaysInOz Posts: 1,340
    Living so far away from Wembley should my team make an appearance there! ;-)
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,169
    MrLargo said:

    Women putting perfume on while on a train, no one wanted to smell that disgustingly sweet, cheap scent on a busy train

    There's a bird in our office who does that 2 or 3 times a day (in the office). She has a false sense of her own attractiveness, and likes to apply her perfume in a vivacious manner. I suspect that she is under the illusion that the blokes in the office get a waft of her Eau de Deptford Market and follow the path of the scent lustfully down the office until they spot her curvacious derriere (that's "fat arse" to you and me) and then stare longingly at her whilst she giggles playfully.

    The sad reality is that she sounds like Janet Street-Porter, looks like Meatloaf and the perceived wisdom around the office is that she uses the perfume to mask the fact that her Lady Garden smells like Billingsgate Market on a baking hot summer day.
    Stop beating around her bush and get to the point.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,015
    MrLargo said:

    Women putting perfume on while on a train, no one wanted to smell that disgustingly sweet, cheap scent on a busy train

    There's a bird in our office who does that 2 or 3 times a day (in the office). She has a false sense of her own attractiveness, and likes to apply her perfume in a vivacious manner. I suspect that she is under the illusion that the blokes in the office get a waft of her Eau de Deptford Market and follow the path of the scent lustfully down the office until they spot her curvacious derriere (that's "fat arse" to you and me) and then stare longingly at her whilst she giggles playfully.

    The sad reality is that she sounds like Janet Street-Porter, looks like Meatloaf and the perceived wisdom around the office is that she uses the perfume to mask the fact that her Lady Garden smells like Billingsgate Market on a baking hot summer day.
    Ha ha ha. That made me proper LOL.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,863


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    toilet roll dispensers where the paper comes screwed up out of the middle



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  • rina
    rina Posts: 2,334
    on weeks with a bank holiday monday the rubbish collection on my street moves from wednesday morning to thursday morning. it's always the same, it's really not hard to remember and for those that struggle the info is clearly available on the council website

    however, every single week when there is a bank holiday monday I appear to be the only person who is aware of this. everybody puts their rubbish out on the street on the wednesday morning where it sits until the binmen turn up 24 hours later to do their best sorting out the mess that's been left by the foxes having a field day, they must really look forward to bank holidays

    I'm thinking of getting flyers made up and delivering them to all the neighbours for the late may holiday
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
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  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,369

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    I put the holes in my mates kitchen ceiling like that.
    One out of line out of twelve, that ain’t too bad success rate for me.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,815
    Means the bulbs last longer if they are out of series.

    Oh wait no.
  • JWADDICK
    JWADDICK Posts: 846

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    That would seriously do my head in if I had to live or spend any length of time there.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,360
    A weird one but the poster I refer to is quite odd so here it is.

    Could definitely reveal who I
    Have a real annoyance with on Charlton Life
    I assume it's just something about his personality, I mean
    Zebra's are less annoying and they're a weird
    Zigzag horse donkey combination.... It must be his weirdness then!
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,946
    Dazzler21 said:

    A weird one but the poster I refer to is quite odd so here it is.

    Could definitely reveal who I
    Have a real annoyance with on Charlton Life
    I assume it's just something about his personality, I mean
    Zebra's are less annoying and they're a weird
    Zigzag horse donkey combination.... It must be his weirdness then!

    Sorry.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,603
    edited May 2018
    Dazzler21 said:

    A weird one but the poster I refer to is quite odd so here it is.

    Could definitely reveal who I
    Have a real annoyance with on Charlton Life
    I assume it's just something about his personality, I mean
    Zebra's are less annoying and they're a weird
    Zigzag horse donkey combination.... It must be his weirdness then!

    If it's me, go f**k yourself. ;)
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,015
    Is it me ?
  • Addickforlife
    Addickforlife Posts: 2,101
    edited May 2018
    People at work that make sarcastic comments when leaving early.

    I work outside London so if I need to leave early to get back for something I will come in an hour or so earlier than usual in order to get away nice and early. Cue 'oh half day is it' when walking out.

    P*ss off
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