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RodneyCharltonTrotta
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wipe their own arses?
Just wondering based on some of the Wembley threads/posts on here past few days?!
Threads to appear before Sunday:
Do the tube doors at Wembley Park open automatically or are they button operated?
Do I sing or clap or clap and sing?
When leaving the house should clothes be worn?
What is the Wi-Fi speed at Wembley and will I be able to login to Facebook during the game as it is affecting my decision to go?
Will eating carbs the morning of the game bloat me for 3pm?
Just wondering based on some of the Wembley threads/posts on here past few days?!
Threads to appear before Sunday:
Do the tube doors at Wembley Park open automatically or are they button operated?
Do I sing or clap or clap and sing?
When leaving the house should clothes be worn?
What is the Wi-Fi speed at Wembley and will I be able to login to Facebook during the game as it is affecting my decision to go?
Will eating carbs the morning of the game bloat me for 3pm?
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Cracked up at the 1st one! Button operated lol0
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I am very much enjoying learning what the print status is of different posters tickets, whether they have arrived, or not as the case may be, then repeat questions and answers along the same themes.2
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25000 people shouting out the window 'I ordered a ticket its not here yet ahhhhhhh' as if they are the only person waiting.2
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Masturbation was a lot more difficult10
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Having worked away this week staying in a hotel with non existent internet connection I can concur.ValleyGary said:Masturbation was a lot more difficult
The Premier Inn in room brochure and freeview babestation doesn't touch the sides after years of being spoiled by the internet.
Really don't know how I got through the 90s looking back now.
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I know! When I worked away pre internet, in fact pre smartphone I actually had to approach local women and persuade them to accompany me back to a 20 quid a night b&b and even then I always made clear one person was going to be getting disappointed quickly and it wouldn't be meRodneyCharltonTrotta said:
Having worked away this week staying in a hotel with non existent internet connection I can concur.ValleyGary said:Masturbation was a lot more difficult
The Premier Inn in room brochure and freeview babestation doesn't touch the sides after years of being spoiled by the internet.
Really don't know how I got through the 90s looking back now.
I also felt like I had a superpower when working in the far reaches of the UK as I felt zero shame, none at all from browsing and selecting an array of adult art literature from the nearest corner shop. Unlike in my hometown where I wouldn't even buy condoms for fear of ridicule9 -
Can't remember a time before the internet now.
But, as a measure for comparison look how pepper pig has fared...
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RodneyCharltonTrotta said:
Having worked away this week staying in a hotel with non existent internet connection I can concur.ValleyGary said:Masturbation was a lot more difficult
The Premier Inn in room brochure and freeview babestation doesn't touch the sides after years of being spoiled by the internet.
Really don't know how I got through the 90s looking back now.Kids these days will never know the hardships of fishing out a copy of Razzle from a stream and drying it on the nearby trees. Then returning it back to the steam to remove the DNA evidence.The questions asked on these threads are surely part of a parody that i've missed the start of? There's a thread on taking a bag in FFS!3 -
Bronco.
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In answer to the original question, we got a magazine and a sock0
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When the tickets first went on sale every fan was buying 50 tickets each
now they’re being posted it’s 40,000 envelopes that have to be sent out2 -
Had to ask the help of Females if they would be pleased to participate in preventative prostate practices.0
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I put info on the bags out there to prevent us flask wielding blanket clutching wrong uns from kicking off at the turnstiles when a security jobsworth tries to separate us from our most treasured possessions. There will be families there, and we don’t want kids to see those soft terrorist shit sort of scenes ehFriend Or Defoe said:RodneyCharltonTrotta said:
Having worked away this week staying in a hotel with non existent internet connection I can concur.ValleyGary said:Masturbation was a lot more difficult
The Premier Inn in room brochure and freeview babestation doesn't touch the sides after years of being spoiled by the internet.
Really don't know how I got through the 90s looking back now.Kids these days will never know the hardships of fishing out a copy of Razzle from a stream and drying it on the nearby trees. Then returning it back to the steam to remove the DNA evidence.The questions asked on these threads are surely part of a parody that i've missed the start of? There's a thread on taking a bag in FFS!
Now, more importantly, what variations of milk do Wembley offer with their lattes?
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I believe they do semi skimmed with a soy option.3blokes said:
I put info on the bags out there to prevent us flask wielding blanket clutching wrong uns from kicking off at the turnstiles when a security jobsworth tries to separate us from our most treasured possessions. There will be families there, and we don’t want kids to see those soft terrorist shit sort of scenes ehFriend Or Defoe said:RodneyCharltonTrotta said:
Having worked away this week staying in a hotel with non existent internet connection I can concur.ValleyGary said:Masturbation was a lot more difficult
The Premier Inn in room brochure and freeview babestation doesn't touch the sides after years of being spoiled by the internet.
Really don't know how I got through the 90s looking back now.Kids these days will never know the hardships of fishing out a copy of Razzle from a stream and drying it on the nearby trees. Then returning it back to the steam to remove the DNA evidence.The questions asked on these threads are surely part of a parody that i've missed the start of? There's a thread on taking a bag in FFS!
Now, more importantly, what variations of milk do Wembley offer with their lattes?1 -
Explains why we only had 15,000 T the full members finalRodneyCharltonTrotta said:wipe their own arses?
Just wondering based on some of the Wembley threads/posts on here past few days?!
Threads to appear before Sunday:
Do the tube doors at Wembley Park open automatically or are they button operated?
Do I sing or clap or clap and sing?
When leaving the house should clothes be worn?
What is the Wi-Fi speed at Wembley and will I be able to login to Facebook during the game as it is affecting my decision to go?
Will eating carbs the morning of the game bloat me for 3pm?3 -
I do think it has been nice to see the younger folk and more computer literate helping out the not so literate. Our fans are a pretty helpful bunch...yes sarcastic as well.1
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So it's going go be jeans and t shirt weather. How does the modern gentleman carry all his bits and pieces to a football match?0
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Comb ?Baldybonce said:So it's going go be jeans and t shirt weather. How does the modern gentleman carry all his bits and pieces to a football match?4 -
Same as travelling on RyanAir.Baldybonce said:So it's going go be jeans and t shirt weather. How does the modern gentleman carry all his bits and pieces to a football match?
You wear 14 layers of clothing and a jacket to travel, plus a large carrier bag folded tightly in your pocket ....... and take off most of your clothes (but perhaps, not all) and put in unfolded bag when you get off the plane.
Wembley? Just eat your sandwiches before you go through the turnstiles.
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Packet of polos?0
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CruelCovered End said:
Comb ?Baldybonce said:So it's going go be jeans and t shirt weather. How does the modern gentleman carry all his bits and pieces to a football match?2 -
Before the Internet I had to shout sarcastic, snide and factually incorrect comments at passers by from the tops of buses.
T'internet has saved me a lot of time.3
