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  • snowinberlin
    snowinberlin Posts: 807
    Americanisms

    Pundits talking about football and saying 'Offence' instead of ATTACK, is one example
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,680
    Gorilla glue. 

    I didn't know you have to dampen one surface with a fine mist of water before gluing the other surface - what a palarver.  I'm going back to Locktite. 
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,918
    Going in the NU bogs for a line and someones taking a shit. 
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    man_at_milletts said:
    I think Lord Snooty of the Tory party is on to something when he talks about dropping the comma after the word and, and several phrases which are not to be used any more.

    An electric cattle prod up the rusty bullet hole from me for those who continue to use the following phrases:


    My bad
    Hollybobs
    Back in the day
    I don't want to sound racist/homophobic/mysogynistic, but.....
    Listen, I'm being truthful now.. (You're not the rest of time then).

    Feel free to add.


    You can add Nom Nom to that list.
    Whatever happened to yum yum or yummy
  • snowinberlin
    snowinberlin Posts: 807
    Greg Wallace's manchild act on inside the factory
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    My partner using menopause as an excuse to not put her her beer on a coaster unless it overlaps it.

  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    snowinberlin said:
    Greg Wallace's manchild act on inside the factory
    Recording it but not yet seen it. Has he done his "cor blimey just a salt of the earth millwall fan greengrocer outta peckham done good guv" speech yet? Seems to be a mandatory feature of his tv appearances. 

    Is he wearing a baker boy cap n'all the loveable rogue?



  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,126
    snowinberlin said:
    Greg Wallace's manchild act on inside the factory
    I thought it was quite interesting tonight as I have a friend that works in a mattress factory. 
    She doesn’t earn a lot of money but she’s comfortable 
  • snowinberlin
    snowinberlin Posts: 807
    They were in a Mattress factory, it went something like:

    WOWWWWW i've neva seen so many mattresses in one place, blimey!

    'ow many springs in em?  ONE THAAASAND AND FIFTY FOUR?  GORD BLIMEY!

    Then proceeds to bounce up and down on one, WAHAAAY....

    COCK
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    Perhaps he should have ended with a rendition of 'no one like me, I don't care'.
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  • snowinberlin
    snowinberlin Posts: 807
    iaitch said:
    Perhaps he should have ended with a rendition of 'no one like me, I don't care'.
    Everyone loves a cheeky chappie barrow boy from the East end innit guvnor?
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,680
    snowinberlin said:
    They were in a Mattress factory, it went something like:

    WOWWWWW i've neva seen so many mattresses in one place, blimey!

    'ow many springs in em?  ONE THAAASAND AND FIFTY FOUR?  GORD BLIMEY!

    Then proceeds to bounce up and down on one, WAHAAAY....

    COCK
    I note the program has changed tack from food to other stuff now. 

    Had a random thought about what they could do next whilst listening to Wallace's excitement during the manufacture of wax jackets. 

    What about, 'Inside the sex toy factory?' 

    'WAHAAY'
    'SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THAT WAS JUST MOLTON RUBBER 30 MINUTES AGO?'
    'CAN I HAVE A GO ON THAT?'
    'WHOO WHOO' 
    'CANT WAIT TO TRY THE FINISHED PRODUCT' ...Etc.

    (I quite like the program tbf.)


  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,968
    The apparently all one word 'inanywayshapeorform'
  • Afternoon Delight
    Afternoon Delight Posts: 914
    buckshee said:
    Channel 4

    They have the main channel as well as more 4, E4 and All 4 online but seem to want to show tons of repeats of American sit coms despite having tons of old stuff they could be showing like Scully, Prospects, the Manageress etc. 

    I’m currently sat in bed watching every episode of Scully, takes me right back 
    Got Prospects on DVD recently, absolutely fantastic. Scully is top drawer too.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    Some tosser walking past the front of the house while my dogs are out claiming one of the dogs manage to grab the jacket he was carrying and tear it. £25 should cover it he said or I’ll phone the OB..........
    You phone them, I’ll rewind my cctv........
    He left without saying a word......
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    Every single piece of my footwear squeaking on the floor while on hols.

    Even took my trainers and sockies off last night and my feet were squeaking on the floor ffs.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,629
    edited August 2019
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:
    Gorilla glue. 

    I didn't know you have to dampen one surface with a fine mist of water before gluing the other surface - what a palarver.  I'm going back to Locktite. 
    What about T-Rex 🦖 tape, you can only pull it apart by 6 inches, with their small arms.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    Macronate said:
    Every single piece of my footwear squeaking on the floor while on hols.

    Even took my trainers and sockies off last night and my feet were squeaking on the floor ffs.
    Try suede hush puppy loafers available at Clarkes, mention my name for a 25% discount. ;)

  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Whilst going swimming with my girls on holiday is one of life's true pleasures and nothing I'd swap for the world, repeated armband seam strikes across the nipples most certainly belong on this page. 
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,629
    McBobbin said:
    Whilst going swimming with my girls on holiday is one of life's true pleasures and nothing I'd swap for the world, repeated armband seam strikes across the nipples most certainly belong on this page. 
    It’s about time you learnt to swim.
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    McBobbin said:
    Whilst going swimming with my girls on holiday is one of life's true pleasures and nothing I'd swap for the world, repeated armband seam strikes across the nipples most certainly belong on this page. 
    I’ll see your armband strikes and raise you getting kicked in the bollocks when they launch themselves off for a swim
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    The A2 again.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
    LenGlover said:
    The A2 again.
    Troubles on it today or the absolute fun of it last night

    Either trying to get on it or dealing with the fact they put it down to one lane from Pepperhill to the Cobham junction last night!!

    Absolute shambles!!
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    UPS - Do all the hard work getting a parcel from Donnington to my local village, 5 miles up the frog, OVERNIGHT, and the div in the van taking it 35 odd miles back to the depot because he couldn't find the address, no phone call nothing. 
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,853
    DaveMehmet said:
    McBobbin said:
    Whilst going swimming with my girls on holiday is one of life's true pleasures and nothing I'd swap for the world, repeated armband seam strikes across the nipples most certainly belong on this page. 
    I’ll see your armband strikes and raise you getting kicked in the bollocks when they launch themselves off for a swim
    And add the all inclusive wrist band scrape as they jump on your back
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    DaveMehmet said:
    McBobbin said:
    Whilst going swimming with my girls on holiday is one of life's true pleasures and nothing I'd swap for the world, repeated armband seam strikes across the nipples most certainly belong on this page. 
    I’ll see your armband strikes and raise you getting kicked in the bollocks when they launch themselves off for a swim

    and I'll raise you the little blighters jumping up out of the water and nutting straight on the beak.  Luv 'em really tho'.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    DaveMehmet said:
    McBobbin said:
    Whilst going swimming with my girls on holiday is one of life's true pleasures and nothing I'd swap for the world, repeated armband seam strikes across the nipples most certainly belong on this page. 
    I’ll see your armband strikes and raise you getting kicked in the bollocks when they launch themselves off for a swim
    Plenty of this, plenty of being headbutted, plenty of finding undiscovered sunburn as they climb up your back for the 100th time today... Supping an Estrella on the balcony hoping the little wotsits are finally asleep 
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,900
    Having to prune a gigantic wisteria 
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    lolwray said:
    Having to prune a gigantic wisteria 
    I hear you. My neighbours was encroaching my garden like a giant combover, and has claimed about 3ft of my washing line before I broke out the clippers
  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,680
    Sitting in the Jolly woodman stroking a cracking Alsatian -then noticing the palarse lead. TCE?
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