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Humurous quotes relating to our situation

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  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    [cite]Posted By: WSS[/cite]Totally agree mate and let me know if you need a hand with anything.

    err strange quote
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    Never before, in the field of football pitches,
    Have so few, given so little, for so many.

    Winston Churchill, yesterday.
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    "you can have any result you want as long as its a defeat " Henry Ford
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,560
    Tomorrow morning in RM's Office

    Phil "Charles Darnay" Parkinson hands RM his letter of resignation

    "It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known."
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,560
    edited December 2008
    Phil parkinson at Half Time against Sheffield United <Tora, Tora, Tora -Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto>:

    I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    "No, no, it's not goodbye Championship, it's just bonjour..." - Del Boy
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,593
    "Rodney, this time next year, we be in Milton Keynes.." - Del Boy
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    Charlton is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    I only follow charlton to enjoy when i am not following charlton.
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    Supporting charlton is like pissing yourself, every one can see it but only u can feel the warmth that it brings.
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  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    Scene; the Charlton Boardroom; Manager's Report Day.

    RM: 'You're hopeless, really useless, you're really useless'.

    PP: 'What do you mean I'm useless?'

    RM: 'You're a funny guy, but useless'.

    PP: 'What do you mean, you mean the way I manage? What?'.

    RM: 'It's just, you know, you're just useless, the way the team plays, y'know?'.

    The Boardroom goes quiet.

    PP: 'Useless how, what's useless about it?'.

    SW: 'Phil no, you got it all wrong'.

    PP : 'O.K Steve, he's a big boy, he knows what he said, what the f*** did he mean?'.

    RM: 'just...'

    PP: 'What?'

    RM( laughing nervously): 'Just....y'know....you're useless'.

    PP: 'You mean, let me understand this 'cos ,y'know, maybe it's me. Useless like Dowie or Pards? I'm here to make you laugh, to f****** amuse you 'cos I'm useless?'.

    RM (twitching) 'Just you know, how you train the team, you know'.

    PP: 'No,no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm useless, tell me, tell me how I'm useless!'.

    Long pause, everyone looks at their boots.

    RM (laughing): 'Get the f*** out of here, Phil'

    Everyone laughs- they were worried he might resign.

    PP: ' You motherf*****! I almost had him. I wonder about you sometimes RM, you've been talking to those supporters again haven't you? Don't listen to them'.

    (with apologies to Martin Scorsese)
  • Rodex
    Rodex Posts: 310
    edited December 2008
    I found the Charlton Athletic managers crown lying in the gutter and I, I, picked it up.

    Curbs on his return to Charlton/Napoleon on his return to France.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,554
    'All for none, and none for all' - Parky's H/T team talk
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    What the doos?


    Stewie from Family Guy.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    O Curbishley, Curbishley! wherefore art thou Curbishley ?


    Specially for Len and OoooohAaaaaargh!

    ;o)
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    alas poor Alan we knew him so well

    for myself, Len and OoooohAaaaaargh!
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    More from Shakespeare:

    For the Board:
    Wisely and slow; they stumble that run fast

    For Mr Parkinson:
    Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow.

    For the supporters wringing their hands in despair:
    For you and I are past our dancing days
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    Is that three points I see before me?
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    nay nay and thrice nay

    young off it
  • Nug
    Nug Posts: 4,623
    Richard Murray should have read this before employing Dowie:

    "Heat a furnace not for your foe so hot that it do singe yourself." Shakespeare
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  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    I know what you're thinking, have we lost 6 games or only 5? Well to tell the truth, in all the discussions I've kinda lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do you Parky?'
  • mstoneaddick
    mstoneaddick Posts: 31
    Phil Parkinson is a modest little man with much to be modest about - Winston
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    "See, I told you (we) was Ill "

    (Sir) Spike Milligan.
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    Same Shit, Different day


    (Valley McMoist)
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    Q. Ask not what you can do for your Board but what can your Board do for you?

    A. Screw it up!
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,560
    From the West Wing

    Ambrose: All right... It couldn't have gone far, right?
    Sam: No.
    Ambrose: Somewhere in this Valley... is our talent.
    Sam: Yes.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    [cite]Posted By: March51[/cite]I know what you're thinking, have we lost 6 games or only 5? Well to tell the truth, in all the discussions I've kinda lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do you Parky?'

    That's a corker!
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    We started out with nothing and we've still got most of it left.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    edited December 2008
    "DON'T PANIC!!!" - Corporal Jones from Dad's Army
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    edited January 2009
    'The truth, you can't handle the truth '. R. Murray: A Few Good (Chair) Men.

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