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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    Brilliant

    "Everything came to a crescendo that day"

    You don't say. No need to boast!

    Was he in full kit at the time? .
  • Phil
    Phil Posts: 612
    No wonder he didn’t see that car he was shoving down the A40!
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    edited December 2019
    Arsenetatters said:
    I may be analysing this a bit too much but is it a) possible to drive and wank at the same time?
    b) would he have had to stand up at the window for them to see his knob? I drive a van and even with the window wound fully down you’d be hard pushed to see my knob (if I had one). 
    To answer question a)

    NSFW!!!!!

    https://youtu.be/9hSYfHQ6HKg
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,017
    Got to feel for the ladies involved.  They clearly didnt see him coming.

    Absolute cock up on his part!
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    It's ironic, because normally when people see a picture of Neil Shipperly, these days, they say "he's let himself go!", but if anything he was holding himself too tightly this time.
  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,234
    Are they sure he wasn’t just rubbing his head as he looks like an enormous knob. Can’t believe he’s 45. Looks older than me and I’m 55. 
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Love that they list a load of his old clubs at the end, but rightly highlight that's he's a palace wanker front and center
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,942
    Sillybilly said:
    Are they sure he wasn’t just rubbing his head as he looks like an enormous knob. Can’t believe he’s 45. Looks older than me and I’m 55. 
    He was mate, that's the issue. 
  • Valleysarr
    Valleysarr Posts: 1,097
    Disgusting and not sure how people find it funny?! 
    Poeole like that are building up to something more ..
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,723
    edited December 2019
    man_at_milletts said:
    Careful now, he's the offspring of one of ours.

    So? He wanked off in front of a teenage girl.
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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,942
    Exiled_Addick said:
    It's ironic, because normally when people see a picture of Neil Shipperly, these days, they say "he's let himself go!", but if anything he was holding himself too tightly this time.
    Definitely let himself go, looks at risk of having a stroke. 

    Oh. 
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    Thought this was going to be a thread about one of the Royal Family ... doh 
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    To the tune of chim chimeney

    Ship Shipperley, Ship Shipperley, Ship Ship aroooooo, I'm an ex Palace footballer can I jizz over you..........
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,157
    I know this is horrendously prejudiced but you only need to look at the shape of his head to know he’s a wrongun!
  • Pringle
    Pringle Posts: 464
    He was feeling his lad all over. 
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,835
    sillav nitram said:
    I know this is horrendously prejudiced but you only need to look at the shape of his head to know he’s a wrongun!
    I didn't think the photo showed that much detail

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