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One thing you’d like to see at The Valley when he goes.

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  • Vinegar in the urinals on his last day.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    hot water in the bogs, bogs that flush, bogs with doors that lock.
    , free Glory Holes
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,369
    evening kick offs at 19.30 like in the 'old days' .. (this is a EFL issue not a Duchatelet one)
  • East Stand to be named The Alan Curbishley stand 
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Bidets - with inbuilt ashtrays. 

    Honestly think we should close the West stand and turn it in to a giant communal toilet full of bidets and TV Screens 
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,927
    Mirrored cisterns in the NU bogs 
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,042
    Myself
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,366
    A loverly statue of Roland just so we can remember the good times...
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,420
    edited December 2019







  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,667
    An effigy of Roland and Katrien burnt in the West stand car park.

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  • Home win against Millwall. Not at the Valley, I’d like the away kit to be forever black and white.
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    The Who
    Bruce Springsteen
    Thunder
    and Van Halen.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Me.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,420
    hot water in the bogs, bogs that flush, bogs with doors that lock.
    , free Glory Holes
    Just a reminder Men in Men's and Women in Women's.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,420
    Home win against Millwall. 
    What's your first name again?
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,667
    Dazzler21 said:
    hot water in the bogs, bogs that flush, bogs with doors that lock.
    , free Glory Holes
    Just a reminder Men in Men's and Women in Women's.
    That's enough of your regressive gender normative bile. 
  • The Who
    Bruce Springsteen
    Thunder
    and Van Halen.
    Kiss as half-time entertainment doing 'Crazy Nights' on the pitch.
  • The Prince-e-Paul
    The Prince-e-Paul Posts: 6,690
    edited December 2019
    Dazzler21 said:
    Match ball and new (fourth alt) kits parachuted in. Replicas of the CARD kit.
    CARD kit to be worn at Leeds on last game of the season and auctioned off for Upbeats or another CAFC endorsed charity. 
  • An effigy of Roland and Katrien burnt in the West stand car park.

    The Liar bedsheet to be hung in the museum.
  • Valiantphil
    Valiantphil Posts: 6,411
    Put the away fans in the South corner of East Stand and allow standing for home fans in the JS.

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  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,333
    A statue, slightly smaller than the Mannekin Pis, of Roland Duchatelet (with duck-taped shoe) to commemorate his monumental lack of ambition for five whole years. It could be placed in the distant bogs up by the Laundry entrance and situated facing Belgium. Lest we forget....
    Maybe miniature statues placed in the urinals to improve aim?
  • No knee braces. 
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,113
    First match ... Football for a fiver
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,667
    _MrDick said:
    First match ... Football for a fiver
    Not until we're safe from relegation.
  • Brilliant food stalls outside the east that arrive with Roland and died very shortly after. 
    B city do this really well. Think they had a stall for every type of food 
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,040
    I also enjoyed watching the Jr Reds relay race against the away team kids.
  • Put the away fans in the South corner of East Stand and allow standing for home fans in the JS.
    Good idea but plod would not allow it.
  • Better choice of lagers and ales in all concourses and lounges and at a more reasonable price
    More kiosks on the concourse with a proper queuing system. Seen it work at Norwich, with 25,000 fans, when I've been to a few games so no reason why we can't with smaller crowds
    Toilets done up 
    Any fan who emails the club asking for goal music to played to be blocked 

  • UEAAddick said:
    Better choice of lagers and ales in all concourses and lounges and at a more reasonable price
    More kiosks on the concourse with a proper queuing system. Seen it work at Norwich, with 25,000 fans, when I've been to a few games so no reason why we can't with smaller crowds
    Toilets done up 
    Any fan who emails the club asking for goal music to played to be blocked 

    Also a Jamaican food stand 
  • PopIcon
    PopIcon Posts: 5,970
    Wet T-Shirt competitions, all the time.