++ Beram Kayal signs a season long loan (ed. oh no he doesn't)++

Think maybe people were getting frustrated that they always seemed to be involved with Israel but not us.

grumpyaddick said:

harveys_gardener said:

Current injury list, most barely played.

Amos
Williams*
Aneke
Hemed
Kayal*
Field

Otzumer
Lapslie
Foster-Caskey
Leko*
Page*
Cullen*

Have I missed anyone? Five players starred I'd consider shoe-ins for starting XI; additionally we have Pratley asked to play twice a week and had Aoucharia not been injured, I'm sure he'd have been in squad before Davison. Taylor barely fit after layoff. Unbelievable Jeff!

If our injured First XI played our fit First XI what would the score be?

0-0 as the injured XI have no defenders but the first XI have no strikers

Garrymanilow said:

I really don’t understand the mentality of people who get angry at players for being injured. Kayal and Hemed are both getting the ‘waste of money what a shit’ treatment. Sure, it’s not a good use of resource if a player is injured but that’s not his fault and it’s hardly something Bowyer would have expected either. Kayal always looked like he wasn’t quite ready when he played for us leading to flashes of brilliance but never a full performance. Hemed has barely played due to injury and he gets even more abuse. It’s bizarre digging players out for not being available through no fault of their own and claiming they’re rubbish footballers because a part of them has broken down. It’s really disappointing that we never got to see the best of Kayal but it’s unfair to dig him out 

Kayal's brief cameo revealed silky skills and flimsy everything else.  If he was underprepared he can't deny responsibility.
Hemed's appearances revealed a lard arse apparently lugging around a spare bag of cement that when he dropped it he was unable even to trap.  There can be no excuse for that.
Neither bit of business has been successful.
Kayal we can return as sub-standard goods, Hemed (like Page)  we're stuck with for who knows how long.
Injuries incurred on the field of play resulting from collisions, tackles, mishaps etc are a fact of footballing life.
Muscular injuries can occur in fit and diligent players if they are flogged through lack of squad alternatives eg Bonne.
Blokes suffering repeated muscular injuries when they rarely if ever get beyond Sparrows Lane have to have accept a chunk of the responsibility.  There will be a failure to dedicate themselves to one or more elements of their recovery, strengthening, cardio, rest, nutrition, hydration.  They have all been involved in a professional athletic pursuit for years, they do not lack the basic structural integrity, they would not have got this far if they did.
If their failure to prepare attracts brickbats, criticism or opprobrium, that is only to be expected.

StigThundercock said:

Garrymanilow said:

I really don’t understand the mentality of people who get angry at players for being injured. Kayal and Hemed are both getting the ‘waste of money what a shit’ treatment. Sure, it’s not a good use of resource if a player is injured but that’s not his fault and it’s hardly something Bowyer would have expected either. Kayal always looked like he wasn’t quite ready when he played for us leading to flashes of brilliance but never a full performance. Hemed has barely played due to injury and he gets even more abuse. It’s bizarre digging players out for not being available through no fault of their own and claiming they’re rubbish footballers because a part of them has broken down. It’s really disappointing that we never got to see the best of Kayal but it’s unfair to dig him out 

Kayal's brief cameo revealed silky skills and flimsy everything else.  If he was underprepared he can't deny responsibility.
Hemed's appearances revealed a lard arse apparently lugging around a spare bag of cement that when he dropped it he was unable even to trap.  There can be no excuse for that.
Neither bit of business has been successful.
Kayal we can return as sub-standard goods, Hemed (like Page)  we're stuck with for who knows how long.
Injuries incurred on the field of play resulting from collisions, tackles, mishaps etc are a fact of footballing life.
Muscular injuries can occur in fit and diligent players if they are flogged through lack of squad alternatives eg Bonne.
Blokes suffering repeated muscular injuries when they rarely if ever get beyond Sparrows Lane have to have accept a chunk of the responsibility.  There will be a failure to dedicate themselves to one or more elements of their recovery, strengthening, cardio, rest, nutrition, hydration.  They have all been involved in a professional athletic pursuit for years, they do not lack the basic structural integrity, they would not have got this far if they did.
If their failure to prepare attracts brickbats, criticism or opprobrium, that is only to be expected.

Yeah mate, if Hemed is a lard arse I dread to think what the rest of us are. 

Talal said:

Think maybe people were getting frustrated that they always seemed to be involved with Israel but not us.

That is the issue I have. Both unfit when they signed, played a few mins here and there, fully fit for international duty but not for us when they returned. 

Hemed still has half the season left to prove the doubters wrong.

FishCostaFortune said:

StigThundercock said:

Garrymanilow said:

I really don’t understand the mentality of people who get angry at players for being injured. Kayal and Hemed are both getting the ‘waste of money what a shit’ treatment. Sure, it’s not a good use of resource if a player is injured but that’s not his fault and it’s hardly something Bowyer would have expected either. Kayal always looked like he wasn’t quite ready when he played for us leading to flashes of brilliance but never a full performance. Hemed has barely played due to injury and he gets even more abuse. It’s bizarre digging players out for not being available through no fault of their own and claiming they’re rubbish footballers because a part of them has broken down. It’s really disappointing that we never got to see the best of Kayal but it’s unfair to dig him out 

Kayal's brief cameo revealed silky skills and flimsy everything else.  If he was underprepared he can't deny responsibility.
Hemed's appearances revealed a lard arse apparently lugging around a spare bag of cement that when he dropped it he was unable even to trap.  There can be no excuse for that.
Neither bit of business has been successful.
Kayal we can return as sub-standard goods, Hemed (like Page)  we're stuck with for who knows how long.
Injuries incurred on the field of play resulting from collisions, tackles, mishaps etc are a fact of footballing life.
Muscular injuries can occur in fit and diligent players if they are flogged through lack of squad alternatives eg Bonne.
Blokes suffering repeated muscular injuries when they rarely if ever get beyond Sparrows Lane have to have accept a chunk of the responsibility.  There will be a failure to dedicate themselves to one or more elements of their recovery, strengthening, cardio, rest, nutrition, hydration.  They have all been involved in a professional athletic pursuit for years, they do not lack the basic structural integrity, they would not have got this far if they did.
If their failure to prepare attracts brickbats, criticism or opprobrium, that is only to be expected.

Yeah mate, if Hemed is a lard arse I dread to think what the rest of us are. 

Just look at how fat he is... 

ForeverAddickted said:

Dazzler21 said:

FishCostaFortune said:

StigThundercock said:

Garrymanilow said:

I really don’t understand the mentality of people who get angry at players for being injured. Kayal and Hemed are both getting the ‘waste of money what a shit’ treatment. Sure, it’s not a good use of resource if a player is injured but that’s not his fault and it’s hardly something Bowyer would have expected either. Kayal always looked like he wasn’t quite ready when he played for us leading to flashes of brilliance but never a full performance. Hemed has barely played due to injury and he gets even more abuse. It’s bizarre digging players out for not being available through no fault of their own and claiming they’re rubbish footballers because a part of them has broken down. It’s really disappointing that we never got to see the best of Kayal but it’s unfair to dig him out 

Kayal's brief cameo revealed silky skills and flimsy everything else.  If he was underprepared he can't deny responsibility.
Hemed's appearances revealed a lard arse apparently lugging around a spare bag of cement that when he dropped it he was unable even to trap.  There can be no excuse for that.
Neither bit of business has been successful.
Kayal we can return as sub-standard goods, Hemed (like Page)  we're stuck with for who knows how long.
Injuries incurred on the field of play resulting from collisions, tackles, mishaps etc are a fact of footballing life.
Muscular injuries can occur in fit and diligent players if they are flogged through lack of squad alternatives eg Bonne.
Blokes suffering repeated muscular injuries when they rarely if ever get beyond Sparrows Lane have to have accept a chunk of the responsibility.  There will be a failure to dedicate themselves to one or more elements of their recovery, strengthening, cardio, rest, nutrition, hydration.  They have all been involved in a professional athletic pursuit for years, they do not lack the basic structural integrity, they would not have got this far if they did.
If their failure to prepare attracts brickbats, criticism or opprobrium, that is only to be expected.

Yeah mate, if Hemed is a lard arse I dread to think what the rest of us are. 

Just look at how fat he is... 

How long did it take everyone else to notice Tomer?

We’ve seen so little of him that I was going to ask which one he was. No wonder he always has a groin strain.

ForeverAddickted said:

Dazzler21 said:

FishCostaFortune said:

StigThundercock said:

Garrymanilow said:

I really don’t understand the mentality of people who get angry at players for being injured. Kayal and Hemed are both getting the ‘waste of money what a shit’ treatment. Sure, it’s not a good use of resource if a player is injured but that’s not his fault and it’s hardly something Bowyer would have expected either. Kayal always looked like he wasn’t quite ready when he played for us leading to flashes of brilliance but never a full performance. Hemed has barely played due to injury and he gets even more abuse. It’s bizarre digging players out for not being available through no fault of their own and claiming they’re rubbish footballers because a part of them has broken down. It’s really disappointing that we never got to see the best of Kayal but it’s unfair to dig him out 

Kayal's brief cameo revealed silky skills and flimsy everything else.  If he was underprepared he can't deny responsibility.
Hemed's appearances revealed a lard arse apparently lugging around a spare bag of cement that when he dropped it he was unable even to trap.  There can be no excuse for that.
Neither bit of business has been successful.
Kayal we can return as sub-standard goods, Hemed (like Page)  we're stuck with for who knows how long.
Injuries incurred on the field of play resulting from collisions, tackles, mishaps etc are a fact of footballing life.
Muscular injuries can occur in fit and diligent players if they are flogged through lack of squad alternatives eg Bonne.
Blokes suffering repeated muscular injuries when they rarely if ever get beyond Sparrows Lane have to have accept a chunk of the responsibility.  There will be a failure to dedicate themselves to one or more elements of their recovery, strengthening, cardio, rest, nutrition, hydration.  They have all been involved in a professional athletic pursuit for years, they do not lack the basic structural integrity, they would not have got this far if they did.
If their failure to prepare attracts brickbats, criticism or opprobrium, that is only to be expected.

Yeah mate, if Hemed is a lard arse I dread to think what the rest of us are. 

Just look at how fat he is... 

How long did it take everyone else to notice Tomer?

Erm where is her hand going lol

Dazzler21 said:

FishCostaFortune said:

StigThundercock said:

Garrymanilow said:

I really don’t understand the mentality of people who get angry at players for being injured. Kayal and Hemed are both getting the ‘waste of money what a shit’ treatment. Sure, it’s not a good use of resource if a player is injured but that’s not his fault and it’s hardly something Bowyer would have expected either. Kayal always looked like he wasn’t quite ready when he played for us leading to flashes of brilliance but never a full performance. Hemed has barely played due to injury and he gets even more abuse. It’s bizarre digging players out for not being available through no fault of their own and claiming they’re rubbish footballers because a part of them has broken down. It’s really disappointing that we never got to see the best of Kayal but it’s unfair to dig him out 

Kayal's brief cameo revealed silky skills and flimsy everything else.  If he was underprepared he can't deny responsibility.
Hemed's appearances revealed a lard arse apparently lugging around a spare bag of cement that when he dropped it he was unable even to trap.  There can be no excuse for that.
Neither bit of business has been successful.
Kayal we can return as sub-standard goods, Hemed (like Page)  we're stuck with for who knows how long.
Injuries incurred on the field of play resulting from collisions, tackles, mishaps etc are a fact of footballing life.
Muscular injuries can occur in fit and diligent players if they are flogged through lack of squad alternatives eg Bonne.
Blokes suffering repeated muscular injuries when they rarely if ever get beyond Sparrows Lane have to have accept a chunk of the responsibility.  There will be a failure to dedicate themselves to one or more elements of their recovery, strengthening, cardio, rest, nutrition, hydration.  They have all been involved in a professional athletic pursuit for years, they do not lack the basic structural integrity, they would not have got this far if they did.
If their failure to prepare attracts brickbats, criticism or opprobrium, that is only to be expected.

Yeah mate, if Hemed is a lard arse I dread to think what the rest of us are. 

Just look at how fat he is... 

You mean there’s a bloke in the picture???

Rylo said:

Baronoli said:

Hemed looked to have lost a few pounds when he came on during the FA cup game

I’m not surprised. He’s on a pay as you play deal...👀

Had no idea!

It's on the official site now

Oztumer has trained this week. Think William's will be able to start. Cullen should be on the bench soon. We are getting there.

Edit. Dont have a source read someone saying the above about Ozzy. Cullen has been back at sparrows for a while according to various people. Rest is me filling the gaps.

DoctorCharlton said:

One positive is we now have 2 loan slots, hopefully Matty can fill them for us.

He may have to if he doesn't secure any players