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Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,221
in General Charlton
The museum have a column in the matchday magazine (no VAT on magazines, 20% on programmes in case you wondered what the difference is).

400 to 500 words on a topic vaguely historical.

Just has to be any good.

Inbox me.




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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    Henry Irving said:
    The museum have a column in the matchday magazine (no VAT on magazines, 20% on programmes in case you wondered what the difference is).

    400 to 500 words on a topic vaguely historical.

    Just has to be any good.

    Inbox me.





    @T_C_E 's fashion sense?

  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,845
    Henry Irving said:
    The museum have a column in the matchday magazine (no VAT on magazines, 20% on programmes in case you wondered what the difference is).

    400 to 500 words on a topic vaguely historical.

    Just has to be any good.

    Inbox me.




    That's absolute bullshit.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Off_it said:
    Henry Irving said:
    The museum have a column in the matchday magazine (no VAT on magazines, 20% on programmes in case you wondered what the difference is).

    400 to 500 words on a topic vaguely historical.

    Just has to be any good.

    Inbox me.




    That's absolute bullshit.
    No different to McVities branding Jaffa Cakes as a cake so they didn't have to pay VAT.

    I blame the EU. :*
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
    Whats the salary?
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,845
    Addickted said:
    Off_it said:
    Henry Irving said:
    The museum have a column in the matchday magazine (no VAT on magazines, 20% on programmes in case you wondered what the difference is).

    400 to 500 words on a topic vaguely historical.

    Just has to be any good.

    Inbox me.




    That's absolute bullshit.
    No different to McVities branding Jaffa Cakes as a cake so they didn't have to pay VAT.

    I blame the EU. :*
    A jaffa cake is a cake not a biscuit. The clue is in the name.

    There is no difference between calling something a programme or a magazine.
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,333
    Magazines are zero-rated for VAT.  Football programmes are zero-rated for VAT. 
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,846
    I'll make a start Henry

    The museum is a load of rubbish, bollocks to history. All that old junk should be thrown out into a skip, we should be looking to the future when the mighty Greenwich Ubers are competing in the Global Super League against the Manchester Google, Samsung Madrid and Huawei Beijing Soccerstars.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    edited January 2020
    DaveMehmet said:
    Henry Irving said:
    The museum have a column in the matchday magazine (no VAT on magazines, 20% on programmes in case you wondered what the difference is).

    400 to 500 words on a topic vaguely historical.

    Just has to be any good.

    Inbox me.





    @T_C_E 's fashion sense?

    "What a Feckin liberty"

    I was thinking
    "My Teenage years"

    by
    @Redmidland
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,913
    Does it have to be written in a specific language?

  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    cantersaddick said:
    Does it have to be written in a specific language?

    English might be a safe bet. 
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  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Off_it said:
    Addickted said:
    Off_it said:
    Henry Irving said:
    The museum have a column in the matchday magazine (no VAT on magazines, 20% on programmes in case you wondered what the difference is).

    400 to 500 words on a topic vaguely historical.

    Just has to be any good.

    Inbox me.




    That's absolute bullshit.
    No different to McVities branding Jaffa Cakes as a cake so they didn't have to pay VAT.

    I blame the EU. :*
    A jaffa cake is a cake not a biscuit. The clue is in the name.

    There is no difference between calling something a programme or a magazine.
    But a Wagon Wheel isn't a wheel.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,220
    Off_it said:
    Henry Irving said:
    The museum have a column in the matchday magazine (no VAT on magazines, 20% on programmes in case you wondered what the difference is).

    400 to 500 words on a topic vaguely historical.

    Just has to be any good.

    Inbox me.




    That's absolute bullshit.
    Bloody hell Mr Angry!  Its Friday.  Why aren't you down the pub?
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,845
    Curb_It said:
    Off_it said:
    Henry Irving said:
    The museum have a column in the matchday magazine (no VAT on magazines, 20% on programmes in case you wondered what the difference is).

    400 to 500 words on a topic vaguely historical.

    Just has to be any good.

    Inbox me.




    That's absolute bullshit.
    Bloody hell Mr Angry!  Its Friday.  Why aren't you down the pub?
    Not angry at all, just calling it out for what it is - absolute bullshit.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,035
    ricky_otto said:
    cantersaddick said:
    Does it have to be written in a specific language?

    English might be a safe bet. 
    Saarf Londonish would be better 
  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,679
    Curb_It said:
    Off_it said:
    Henry Irving said:
    The museum have a column in the matchday magazine (no VAT on magazines, 20% on programmes in case you wondered what the difference is).

    400 to 500 words on a topic vaguely historical.

    Just has to be any good.

    Inbox me.




    That's absolute bullshit.
    Bloody hell Mr Angry!  Its Friday.  Why aren't you down the pub?
    Because he was off his nut last night and he’s too old to do 2 nights on the trot!

     But he’s right on both points. Not the first time our ‘Enry  has been pulled up on tax matters but as always he knows best.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,783
    Addickted said:
    Off_it said:
    Addickted said:
    Off_it said:
    Henry Irving said:
    The museum have a column in the matchday magazine (no VAT on magazines, 20% on programmes in case you wondered what the difference is).

    400 to 500 words on a topic vaguely historical.

    Just has to be any good.

    Inbox me.




    That's absolute bullshit.
    No different to McVities branding Jaffa Cakes as a cake so they didn't have to pay VAT.

    I blame the EU. :*
    A jaffa cake is a cake not a biscuit. The clue is in the name.

    There is no difference between calling something a programme or a magazine.
    But a Wagon Wheel isn't a wheel.
    And a Bombay duck isn't a duck.  Nor, for that matter, is a Bombay oyster an oyster.  Dutch courage and going Dutch / Dutch treat are, however, both Dutch, meaning bad in these cases.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,966
    And the Belgian tosspot is both Belgian and a tosspot
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,221
    Still looking for articles
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,221
    Got a great article from a lifer last night which I'm sending on to @Ollywozere today.

    Still hoping to get more.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,221
    The first article by a lifer will be in the programme on Saturday.

    And it's a good one.

    More still required.

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  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,845
    Is this for the programme or matchday magazine?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,221
    Great stuff. It could be you


  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
    edited February 2020
    Gonna have to ask this based on the writers name but which Lifer wrote this article? - Strange question I know but my Nan was a Hollingsworth, doesnt seem a very common surname...
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,221
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Gonna have to ask this based on the writers name but which Lifer wrote this article? - Strange question I know but my Nan was a Hollingsworth, doesnt seem a very common surname...

    I'll let them reveal themselves if they wish
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
    No thats understandable Henry...
  • 9goalswentpastperry
    9goalswentpastperry Posts: 1,109
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Gonna have to ask this based on the writers name but which Lifer wrote this article? - Strange question I know but my Nan was a Hollingsworth, doesnt seem a very common surname...
    Hi mate, I am the author of the article in today's programme. I hope you enjoyed it. 
  • Vincenzo
    Vincenzo Posts: 2,911
    Nice one @9goalswentpastperry. Nicely written, properly geeky, nostalgic and affectionate about the club. Good work feller!
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Disappointed at the lack of pictures of the actual train to Barnsley.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited February 2020
    I’ll do a write up all the good things from Yesterday’s game. Just copy and paste from here, I don’t want paying either. Here goes....

    Pearce was substituted at half time and Hemed ran off the pitch like Usain Bolt desperate for a number 2. 



















  • 9goalswentpastperry
    9goalswentpastperry Posts: 1,109
    Vincenzo said:
    Nice one @9goalswentpastperry. Nicely written, properly geeky, nostalgic and affectionate about the club. Good work feller!
    Thank you very much, Vincenzo. I appreciate your kind words. 

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