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Has Anybody seen Elfsborg Addick?

ricky_otto
ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
edited March 2020 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Family and Friends are growing increasingly worried about the whereabouts of @ElfsborgAddick. He was last seen leaving The Valley in a carrier bag. Police are looking for a man being in his late 50’s who looks as if he has been sleeping rough for the last year or so. 

Police are urging anybody with information to come forward and call  crimestopers on 0800 555 111 - calls will be treated in the strictest of confidence.

A reward of a reclaimed Range Rover is being offered.


Comments

  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,020
    I told the prick I did not want a car as I do not even drive.

    First person to come up with 10k can have it.

    The keys are with the main stand reception.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,141
    Long way from the seat them pedals 
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,840
    Long way from the seat them pedals 

    Image result for too short to see over the steering wheel
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    The man with the bag looks like his taken Elfsborg’s face and put it on his body. Worrying 
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,141
    The man with the bag looks like his taken Elfsborg’s face and put it on his body. Worrying 
    Did they do that in the program “V” put faces over aliens 
    I used to watch V around the same time as 1984 Olympics 
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    The man with the bag looks like his taken Elfsborg’s face and put it on his body. Worrying 
    Did they do that in the program “V” put faces over aliens 
    I used to watch V around the same time as 1984 Olympics 
    Yes but they had forked tongues, Elfs says it as he sees it 😉.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,827
    I thought I saw him a couple of hundred yards down the road, but turns out he is just really small.