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On a foggy Sheffield Wednesday morning, Accrington Stanley stepped aboard the Leyton Orient express

LennyLowrent
LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
edited April 2020 in Not Sports Related
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  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    'Couldn't get any Grimsbyer than this' he thought 
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    After getting up Brighton early.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,335
    edited April 2020
    He put his Wigan his head and
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    When he noticed Sampdoria in all Perth Glory
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    She had Fife in her eyes like Millwalla from Taming of the Shrewsbury 
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,680
    He was Welling there ... or so he thought.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    Told her to Oldham, it was like a cow having it's Huddersfield. 
  • Coyotejohn1947
    Coyotejohn1947 Posts: 1,163
    Genoa well enough to ask her that?


  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,335
    edited April 2020
    He knew her Motherwell and had fancied her since Doncaster eye on her.
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    Yeah.... she'll give you a Watford
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  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    We Schalke not go into that at the moment.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,335
    He had fancied her Forfar longer than she knew.
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    Him and the rest of the Crew...
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,039
    iaitch said:
    Told her to Oldham, it was like a cow having it's Huddersfield. 
    Then got into her Arsenal.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    edited April 2020
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    iaitch said:
    Told her to Oldham, it was like a cow having it's Huddersfield. 
    Then got into her Arsenal.
    and Aldershot his load on her Bristol Citys
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,335
    She had always found sex unsatisfactory though, she wanted Morecambe before he Exeter
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,680
    She didn't like Shepherds Bush but admired his Manchester
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    Meanwhile in the other carriage her sister Fiorentina was busy performing Q.P.R. on an exhausted  Charlton dancer
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    She wasn't that chatty but her sister was quite Torquay 
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,335
    On TV, there was an old tennis match with Chris Everton.
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  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    On the other channel they were showing classic horse racing with Leicester Piggott riding in the Derby.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,335
    Sunderlandly, the police turned up. “Alloa, Alloa, Alloa. What’s going on here then?” 
    “I must get some fresh Ayr”, she said.
    ”I need to see your donor Cardiff you have it”
    ”Sure. It’s for donating Hearts and contributes to the Liverpool. I’ve also donated my right hip”
    ”Right hip?” enquired the police officer
    ”I mean my left hip”
    ”Hmm. An Ipswich. That sounds suspicious”

  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    Did the police arrest and put her in a cell with a Bolton the door?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,630
    After a full body search, Arsenal.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    Maybe they'll find an Accrington Stanley knife, she's gone for a Burton.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,630
    edited April 2020
    Police are saying they have Leeds to follow. Including graffiti written on the Millwall and it didn’t make good Reading.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    iaitch said:
    Did the police arrest and put her in a cell with a Bolton the door?
    There was a strange old Cove in the next cell loudly singing 'Oh my Darlington Clementine' and she would Stoke him up even more by saying is this your Swansea song?
  • Danepak
    Danepak Posts: 1,629
    If they find them, they Shelbourne in hell
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,630
    Whilst in gaol, she was bitten by a Celtic.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    Will they Preston charges?

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