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Snake On A Bench
Mendonca In Asdas
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I think I’ve seen it all now, whilst our for a walk round a local park, I saw a fella sitting on a park bench, with a dirty big and I mean drainpipe thick snake lying across his lap, it was bright gold in colour with black markings on it , very colourful.
Subsequently my underwear nearly changed colour, is this what they mean By “The new normal” that goes on in parks these days?
Subsequently my underwear nearly changed colour, is this what they mean By “The new normal” that goes on in parks these days?
Any other “unusual” experiences in your local park that have been a bit odd?
I must hasten to add, after seeing this fellow, the guy walking towards me was wearing a charlton hat, I proceeded to warn him about said snake round the corner , as he had a dog with him, he didn’t seem particularly rattled.
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Obviously wasn’t a rattlesnake then.Mendonca In Asdas said:I think I’ve seen it all now, whilst our for a walk round a local park, I saw a fella sitting on a park bench, with a dirty big and I mean drainpipe thick snake lying across his lap, it was bright gold in colour with black markings on it , very colourful.
Subsequently my underwear nearly changed colour, is this what they mean By “The new normal” that goes on in parks these days?Any other “unusual” experiences in your local park that have been a bit odd?I must hasten to add, after seeing this fellow, the guy walking towards me was wearing a charlton hat, I proceeded to warn him about said snake round the corner , as he had a dog with him, he didn’t seem particularly rattled.5 -
Thought Taylor had re-signed and been given the number 12 shirt.13
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I also thought it was Lyle w****r relatedMacronate said:Thought Taylor had re-signed and been given the number 12 shirt.1 -
Thought this was gonna be Farnell in a park.0
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Which park?0
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Me too. Thought someone had seen him rock up at some pre-season game somewhere.Todds_right_hook said:
I also thought it was Lyle w****r relatedMacronate said:Thought Taylor had re-signed and been given the number 12 shirt.0 -
I remember running in Thailand about 12 years ago. I was in a fairly remote area but was following another runner about 600 yards ahead on a straight track. He suddenly stopped. As I got a bit nearer, I could see he had a big stick in his hand which he was jabbing seemingly into thin air. As I got nearer still, I realised he was taunting a cobra. He spoke to me in English with a German accent saying “this is very interesting”. I turned and headed back.2
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Perhaps he was partaking in the British act of snaking? Were there cars parked with their lights on full beam?
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Auditioning for the long awaited sequel to snakes on a plane perhaps?1
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Personally I try to avoid men with their snakes out in parks1
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Was he rubbing the snake up and down to make it shiny?1
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I'd have thought, as the dog can run faster, it would have been the dog that was blasé about it.Mendonca In Asdas said:I think I’ve seen it all now, whilst our for a walk round a local park, I saw a fella sitting on a park bench, with a dirty big and I mean drainpipe thick snake lying across his lap, it was bright gold in colour with black markings on it , very colourful.
Subsequently my underwear nearly changed colour, is this what they mean By “The new normal” that goes on in parks these days?Any other “unusual” experiences in your local park that have been a bit odd?I must hasten to add, after seeing this fellow, the guy walking towards me was wearing a charlton hat, I proceeded to warn him about said snake round the corner , as he had a dog with him, he didn’t seem particularly rattled.0
