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The ITK Thread - summer 2021 update p14

Dazzler21
Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
We need a running total against each offender starting now.  
CharltonByBlood said:
Someone ITK might be able to confirm but I heard we will hear something at 6pm...
So that's @CharltonByBlood with a score of 1 already.


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  • MattF
    MattF Posts: 3,797

  • FishCostaFortune
    FishCostaFortune Posts: 10,773
    edited September 2020
    He still may be right if a new signing is announced.

    But currently it's looking like he may well have a 0% ITK correct information rate. 
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890

  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,269
    Moving this to Fun Jokes and Captions, as it's not actually a problem per se.
  • aliwibble said:
    Moving this to Fun Jokes and Captions, as it's not actually a problem per se.
    I disagree #CharltonByBloodOut
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    @CharltonByBlood this is your moment.
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    Any sentence or ‘label’ with the words list and offender I’d rather not be involved in!
  • Dazzler21 said:
    We need a running total against each offender starting now.  
    CharltonByBlood said:
    Someone ITK might be able to confirm but I heard we will hear something at 6pm...
    So that's @CharltonByBlood with a score of 1 already.


    I just heard a helicopter. Was that it?
  • aliwibble said:
    Moving this to Fun Jokes and Captions, as it's not actually a problem per se.
    Boo. Hiss. 
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    So after @CharltonByBlood sacrificed himself to the wolves yesterday with his 6pm shout, we now have @DubaiCAFC giving us an announcement date of Friday...


    If it doesn't happen after his recent shouts that were spot on, he'll end up on our list.

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  • This could end up being quite a lengthy list.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,030
    Dazzler21 said:
    So after @CharltonByBlood sacrificed himself to the wolves yesterday with his 6pm shout, we now have @DubaiCAFC giving us an announcement date of Friday...


    If it doesn't happen after his recent shouts that were spot on, he'll end up on our list.

    Add @KentishAddick to the list - should be announced “by Friday” (does that mean before 23:59:59 on Thursday night?).

    Will his/her reputation survive the next 48 hours or will they suffer the same fate as many proud sages before? 
  • I feel like there needs to be a rule about secondary ITK predictions. If I'm confident the Dubai is correct I could then pretend to be ITK and say the same information to net myself a 100% strike rate. 
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,030
    I feel like there needs to be a rule about secondary ITK predictions. If I'm confident the Dubai is correct I could then pretend to be ITK and say the same information to net myself a 100% strike rate. 
    But you’re staking your reputation on the word of someone you don’t really know. Still a big risk in my eyes.
  • se9addick said:
    Dazzler21 said:
    So after @CharltonByBlood sacrificed himself to the wolves yesterday with his 6pm shout, we now have @DubaiCAFC giving us an announcement date of Friday...


    If it doesn't happen after his recent shouts that were spot on, he'll end up on our list.

    Add @KentishAddick to the list - should be announced “by Friday” (does that mean before 23:59:59 on Thursday night?).

    Will his/her reputation survive the next 48 hours or will they suffer the same fate as many proud sages before? 
    I would like to clarify that I meant it will be announced either before or on Friday 
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,030
    se9addick said:
    Dazzler21 said:
    So after @CharltonByBlood sacrificed himself to the wolves yesterday with his 6pm shout, we now have @DubaiCAFC giving us an announcement date of Friday...


    If it doesn't happen after his recent shouts that were spot on, he'll end up on our list.

    Add @KentishAddick to the list - should be announced “by Friday” (does that mean before 23:59:59 on Thursday night?).

    Will his/her reputation survive the next 48 hours or will they suffer the same fate as many proud sages before? 
    I would like to clarify that I meant it will be announced either before or on Friday 
    I don’t know, we’ll see what the opinion of the court is on whether stating that something will happen “by” a date is inclusive of that date. An important test case. 
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,344
    I feel like there needs to be a rule about secondary ITK predictions. If I'm confident the Dubai is correct I could then pretend to be ITK and say the same information to net myself a 100% strike rate. 
    I'm not going to dig them out but there are a few posters who always chirp in with "That's what I've heard as well" after someone ITK says something. Why not say it first, then!?
  • BR7_addick
    BR7_addick Posts: 10,210
    Great thread, I called it on a while back, much needed!  There’s enough pain and despair involved supporting Charlton without wannabe ITK’s making it worse 😉 
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,030
    Great thread, I called it on a while back, much needed!  There’s enough pain and despair involved supporting Charlton without wannabe ITK’s making it worse 😉 
    Whoa whoa whoa, innocent until proven guilty. But once proven guilty there should be no mercy. 
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    I think one of the mods should put together a punishment schedule depending on the importance of the ITK information. Say from a 24 hour ban right up to excommunication.

    @i_b_b_o_r_g can you look into it?
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  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    I feel like there needs to be a rule about secondary ITK predictions. If I'm confident the Dubai is correct I could then pretend to be ITK and say the same information to net myself a 100% strike rate. 
    Rule accepted only for correct predictions, first to announce gets the glory.

    All that are incorrect get listed, so we'll bring @KentishAddick in on those charges for yesterday ;)
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    edited September 2020
    Current List of Offenders (Since 08/09/2020)
    CharltonByBlood - 1 Strike
    KentishAddick - 1 Strike

    Currently awaiting outcome
    DubaiCAFC (Has until 23:59:59 on Friday evening) * May be allowed a free swing after recent good ITK knowledge sharing.
    KentishAddick (Has until 23:59:59 on Friday evening) *Will be strike 2 
    NLA (Has until 23:59:59 on the evening of Friday 19th Sept as stated this or next week) *Free swing for all the effort to rid us of c***s. 
  • I want to get on the list as The List's Xmas Party is rumoured to be some piss-up.

    Accordingly, I can confirm that Elliot is in charge, we have made thirteen new signings (mainly from Cray Wanderers) and you can expect an announcement in three minutes' time. The squad that played at Swindon has all been transferred.
  • ProperCharlton
    ProperCharlton Posts: 2,254
    edited September 2020
    Wish I didn't bloody say anything... 

    Am I allowed to appeal?
  • BR7_addick
    BR7_addick Posts: 10,210
    edited September 2020
    Dazzler21 said:
    Current List of Offenders (Since 08/09/2020)
    CharltonByBlood - 1 Strike
    KentishAddick - 1 Strike

    Currently awaiting outcome
    DubaiCAFC (Has until 23:59:59 on Friday evening) * May be allowed a free swing after recent good ITK knowledge sharing.
    KentishAddick (Has until 23:59:59 on Friday evening) *Will be strike 2 
    NLA (Has until 23:59:59 on the evening of Friday 19th Sept as stated this or next week) *Free swing for all the effort to rid us of c***s. 
    Harsh on Dubai, surely you can build up a bit of credit if you’ve delivered in the past.
  • Wish I didn't bloody say anything... 

    Am I allowed to appeal?
    I'll grant you an injunction pending appeal
  • Wish I didn't bloody say anything... 

    Am I allowed to appeal?
    I'll grant you an injunction pending appeal
    Thank you. My solicitor is a Mr Farnell, I've heard he's cheap
  • Wish I didn't bloody say anything... 

    Am I allowed to appeal?
    I'll grant you an injunction pending appeal
    Thank you. My solicitor is a Mr Farnell, I've heard he's cheap
    Admittedly I heard something slightly more disparaging about him.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    edited September 2020
    Dazzler21 said:
    Current List of Offenders (Since 08/09/2020)
    CharltonByBlood - 1 Strike
    KentishAddick - 1 Strike

    Currently awaiting outcome
    DubaiCAFC (Has until 23:59:59 on Friday evening) * May be allowed a free swing after recent good ITK knowledge sharing.
    KentishAddick (Has until 23:59:59 on Friday evening) *Will be strike 2 
    NLA (Has until 23:59:59 on the evening of Friday 19th Sept as stated this or next week) *Free swing for all the effort to rid us of c***s. 
    Harsh on Dubai, surely you can build up a bit of credit if you’ve delivered in the past.
    He's getting a free swing, unless he uses that up before Friday.