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So If You’d Have Had the Call From Scott Minto....!

Sillybilly
Sillybilly Posts: 9,236
in General Charlton
...how would it have gone?   Just thought we should have some fun as the other thread is not very pleasant. I know Tony Linnett.  He’s a nice guy and a proper fan so best we leave it there maybe folks.  

Had it been me, in my jimjams a few scotches in, I think it would have been something like “f**k me, Hi Scott.  Jeeeesuuu......  that’s f*****g Brillo mate.  Hi Curbs. Love yet work mate. Better than this pillock Bowyer  are the moment.  F***k me mate thats mental. Can’t wait to flog it.   Thomas you can shag my missus. Farnell get to f**** you wanker. Hope you haven’t shat in me motor”.   

Or some such.  All in all I think Tony (who I think was wankered so did well not to say any of the above) did ok. 

How would your phone calls have gone?
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  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,221
    I thought it was funny the way he said Scott Minto as if it was a most normal thing and started chatting away. 

    I probably would’ve been screeching nonsense.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,847
    Mine would've gone something like ....

    "Fuck off George, not falling for that." 

    *Line goes dead
  • MattF
    MattF Posts: 3,797
    edited December 2020
    I'm saying it in jest (not to drag up bug bears from the other thread) but I suppose it depends if you were watching the stream at the time you'd already know to expect the phone call, even then though would've been in a state of shock and probably wouldn't have got many words out 
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    I would have passed the phone to my horse
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,628
    I would have asked to speak to Anthony Barness.........
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,628
    Curb_It said:
    I thought it was funny the way he said Scott Minto as if it was a most normal thing and started chatting away. 

    I probably would’ve been screeching nonsense.
    Nothing new there.
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,487
    I'd have asked for a match worn 😄
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,846
    As the stream is on a lag, that could have got really confusing, as you'd be hearing Scott talk before it happened on the live stream!
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,628
    killerandflash said:
    As the stream is on a lag, that could have got really confusing, as you'd be hearing Scott talk before it happened on the live stream!
    That's why Tony wasn't watching.
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  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,645
    Thank god he didnt ring me. I wouldnt have heard my phone ringing with the DJ pumping out the tunes and all my pals having a right old tear up in the living room.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited December 2020
    I haven’t got a phone so I don’t know why I bothered entering...but if I did have a phone it would have been Minto’s wife answering - that would have messed with his head....
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,853
    I would have said wrong number mate. I’ve never bought a stream 
  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,680
    Off_it said:
    Mine would've gone something like ....

    "Fuck off George, not falling for that." 

    *Line goes dead
    Bollocks - should have thought of that!
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Mmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllw...........
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    edited December 2020
    “Hold up Scott, just got to stop Bow’s and JJ barking”
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    "I'm saying nothing"
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,605
    ‘What fecking eejit is ringing me during the football’

    😳
  • PrincessFiona
    PrincessFiona Posts: 5,447
    I wouldn't have muddled him up with Scott Parker!
  • EveshamAddick
    EveshamAddick Posts: 7,014
    There’s a salutary lesson in there for the boys and girls running Valley Pass - not all Charlton fans are watching the coverage!!
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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
    edited December 2020
    Oooo Ooooo yeaaa baby, tell me what you'll do to me to.. Your through to Jacinta at Talk2Babes

    Oh Hiiiiiii Scotty, I've not heard from you for a few days now!!
  • cafc999
    cafc999 Posts: 4,967
    I would have told all my visiting house guests to be quiet before answering 
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,738
    I'd faint.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    Butler takes my calls at home
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,605
    ValleyGary said:
    Butler takes my calls at home

  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    I would have asked did it come with the bitches ?

  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited December 2020
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  • C_A_F_C
    C_A_F_C Posts: 3,866
    Would have invited Minto and Curbs to the family banquet.
  • DOUCHER
    DOUCHER Posts: 7,899
    'That's a result, i'll let Chris know, he's due down soon for takeover talks at Millwall'
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,038
    "Thanks for that Scott, I don't drive so if you can bung me 50k we'll call it quits".

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