Rumours Rumours - Summer 2021 edition (Deadline Day from p814)

Six-a-bag-of-nuts · August 2021

Callumcafc said:

Artell describes the last couple of days as “eventful” but won’t go into detail on what’s happened.

artell yer later guv

ForeverAddickted · August 2021

cfgs said:

Callumcafc said:

Artell describes the last couple of days as “eventful” but won’t go into detail on what’s happened.

It'll all come out in the wash.

His players are all going to Vanish?

eastterrace6168 · August 2021

ForeverAddickted said:

cfgs said:

Callumcafc said:

Artell describes the last couple of days as “eventful” but won’t go into detail on what’s happened.

It'll all come out in the wash.

His players are all going to Vanish?

Let's hope it all don't end up down the drain

Oggy Red · August 2021

ForeverAddickted said:

cfgs said:

Callumcafc said:

Artell describes the last couple of days as “eventful” but won’t go into detail on what’s happened.

It'll all come out in the wash.

His players are all going to Vanish?

No, but we're signing Daz and Omo.

sam3110 · August 2021

cfgs said:

Callumcafc said:

Artell describes the last couple of days as “eventful” but won’t go into detail on what’s happened.

It'll all come out in the wash.

Their fans will take Comfort in anything he says, but if he gives too much info he'll end up on the list of Daz...zler21

SuedeAdidas · August 2021

That’s Life Boy.

Scoham · August 2021

A Crewe fan on their forum says it's us and Pompey who are in for Kirk.

https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38276077&page=4

Dazzler21 · August 2021

sam3110 said:

cfgs said:

Callumcafc said:

Artell describes the last couple of days as “eventful” but won’t go into detail on what’s happened.

It'll all come out in the wash.

Their fans will take Comfort in anything he says, but if he gives too much info he'll end up on the list of Daz...zler21

It's gone for good, I axed it, had to be Bold it will not return.

MarcusH26 · August 2021

Pompey for Kirk would be slightly unusual, unless they have bids in for Ronan Curtis.

Cafc43v3r · August 2021

Scoham said:

A Crewe fan on their forum says it's us and Pompey who are in for Kirk.

https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38276077&page=4

Isn't Terrel Thomas on a free?

eastterrace6168 · August 2021

These wash jokes are getting too soaphisticated..

stoneroses19 · August 2021

Scoham said:

A Crewe fan on their forum says it's us and Pompey who are in for Kirk.

https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38276077&page=4

Can’t see Crewe selling Kirk and Dale in this window. Dale would go to a championship side anyway, not Sunderland or Portsmouth.

Scoham · August 2021

MarcusH26 said:

Pompey for Kirk would be slightly unusual, unless they have bids in for Ronan Curtis.

Looks like that's the case, a few weeks old but confirmation Curtis wants a move to the Championship.

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/portsmouth-transfer-news-ronan-curtis-addresses-his-portsmouth-future-with-blackburn-and-cardiff-heading-chase-3311972

Oggy Red · August 2021

eastterrace6168 said:

These wash jokes are getting too soaphisticated..

That's what happens when there are no angles on fish puns.

soapy_jones · August 2021

cafcnick1992 said:

I hope we sign Kirk, purely so we can sing this at The Valley:

Can I borrow a feelin'?
Could you send me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healin',
Take my hand with your glove of love!

What about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

Dazzler21 · August 2021

Oggy Red said:

eastterrace6168 said:

These wash jokes are getting too soaphisticated..

That's what happens when there are no angles on fish puns.

I admit some of the puns are feeling a bit delicate. Synthetic even.

MarcusH26 · August 2021

Scoham said:

MarcusH26 said:

Pompey for Kirk would be slightly unusual, unless they have bids in for Ronan Curtis.

Looks like that's the case, a few weeks old but confirmation Curtis wants a move to the Championship.

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/portsmouth-transfer-news-ronan-curtis-addresses-his-portsmouth-future-with-blackburn-and-cardiff-heading-chase-3311972

Okay that makes way more sense! Basically a like for like.

Addickted · August 2021

Had it confirmed that the minor hold up with the Kirk signing he will only join if he's made Captain.

Oggy Red · August 2021

Scoham said:

A Crewe fan on their forum says it's us and Pompey who are in for Kirk.

https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38276077&page=4

Some of us are desperate for news, any news.

There's Scoham avidly reading up another club's forum.

And half of us just sat watching the dullest 'press conference' between an unintelligible local paper reporter and a manager who clearly had better things to do.

bobmunro · August 2021

Cafc43v3r said:

Scoham said:

A Crewe fan on their forum says it's us and Pompey who are in for Kirk.

https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38276077&page=4

Isn't Terrel Thomas on a free?

Surely not, you absolute shower!

Callumcafc · August 2021

soapy_jones said:

cafcnick1992 said:

I hope we sign Kirk, purely so we can sing this at The Valley:

Can I borrow a feelin'?
Could you send me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healin',
Take my hand with your glove of love!

What about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

Fun fact: in the 80s, extra terrestrial beings came to our solar system and planned on making contact with Earth. Unfortunately, they saw this video and decided better of it.

Leuth · August 2021

Apparently Portsmouth have promised him a role as 'a number 9, but playing deep, looking for space', and have even come up with a name for the position

eastterrace6168 · August 2021

Addickted said:

Had it confirmed that the minor hold up with the Kirk signing he will only join if he's made Captain.

Well done @Addickted, roll out the old captain joke, always a goodun

Callumcafc · August 2021

Leuth said:

Apparently Portsmouth have promised him a role as 'a number 9, but playing deep, looking for space', and have even come up with a name for the position

I've been told that's false.

Jac_52 · August 2021

Leuth said:

Apparently Portsmouth have promised him a role as 'a number 9, but playing deep, looking for space', and have even come up with a name for the position

An Enterprising forward?

Dazzler21 · August 2021

Leuth said:

Apparently Portsmouth have promised him a role as 'a number 9, but playing deep, looking for space', and have even come up with a name for the position

Don't you dare mix DS9 with the original Star Wars with Obi Captain Kirk Kenobi

Callumcafc · August 2021

Dazzler21 said:

Oggy Red said:

eastterrace6168 said:

These wash jokes are getting too soaphisticated..

That's what happens when there are no angles on fish puns.

I admit some of the puns are feeling a bit delicate. Synthetic even.

Let's hope that Thomas is in the mood to loosen the Pers(il) strings to get this deal done.

Scoham · August 2021

Addickted said:

Had it confirmed that the minor hold up with the Kirk signing he will only join if he's made Captain.

I asked my mate who supports Crewe and he confirmed that's the case. He said it's spock on.

Oggy Red · August 2021

eastterrace6168 said:

These wash jokes are getting too soaphisticated..

For that, you need to be hung out to dry.

Callumcafc · August 2021

With Stockley up front and Kirk on the wing, we could plunder plenty goals by going the Ariel route.

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