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BREAKING:
15 minute wait after vaccinations replaced by stand-by undertaker

PeanutsMolloy said:

North Shrops By-Election Latest:
Locals give traditional Shropshire welcome to Conservative Candidate

Boris was at the vaccination centre I used in the summer today, if I'd have booked a booster there I think he would have got a similar reaction!

Might not have taken my cat though.

Brilliant

Been ruff working from home

Uncanny