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Sidcup has gone mad, nothing but bad news out of there lately

DA9
DA9 Posts: 11,091
edited May 2009 in Not Sports Related
Body In Bag

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  • WhenIwasLittleBoy
    WhenIwasLittleBoy Posts: 5,430
    was she in a chest freezer
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,812
    A Scotland Yard spokesman said: “The post-mortem examination was scheduled to happen today but will now take place on Friday because she’s not fully defrosted.”

    hang my head in shame as that line made me laugh out loud in the office.
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,334
    [cite]Police spokesman[/cite]“The post-mortem examination was scheduled to happen today but will now take place on Friday because she’s not fully defrosted.”
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    Thats cold eltham
  • WhenIwasLittleBoy
    WhenIwasLittleBoy Posts: 5,430
    [quote][cite]Posted By: Chizz[/cite][quote][cite]Police spokesman[/cite]“The post-mortem examination was scheduled to happen today but will now take place on Friday because she’s not fully defrosted.”[/quote][/quote]

    Why not just stick her in the microwave for ten minutes,
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    I bet she got a frosty reception at the police station.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    I always thought you ran the risk of food poisining when you freeze an Indian
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,222
    I've heard of frozen nan bread but never frozen nan.

    I'll get my coat.


    Seriously, how sad for the daughter feeling that she had to do that.
  • WhenIwasLittleBoy
    WhenIwasLittleBoy Posts: 5,430
    I bet she will get the cold shoulder from the rest of the family............
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    She told her kids her Mum had gone to Iceland
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  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    [/quote]

    Why not just stick her in the microwave for ten minutes,[/quote]

    I just checked and my microwave has a defrost setting for chicken, pizza and mince - which of these would be closest to "Human" do you think?
  • Wilma
    Wilma Posts: 1,618
    I want to see who has a microwave big enough for a whole body!
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    [cite]Posted By: Wilma[/cite]I want to see who has a microwave big enough for a whole body!

    In the past I have been known to chop the body into smaller, more manageable, pieces. I think the police refer to it as "bludgeoning" but I find it such a harsh term!
  • c4fcdenmark
    c4fcdenmark Posts: 2,041
    Sent a chill down my shoulder that did.
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]

    I'll get my coat.



    You're going to need it.
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    [cite]Posted By: Swisdom[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Wilma[/cite]I want to see who has a microwave big enough for a whole body!

    In the past I have been known to chop the body into smaller, more manageable, pieces. I think the police refer to it as "bludgeoning" but I find it such a harsh term!

    I could tell you a story along those lines, for real, Henry will know where from in my past :-)
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    [cite]Posted By: WhenIwasLittleBoy[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Chizz[/cite]
    [cite]Police spokesman[/cite]“The post-mortem examination was scheduled to happen today but will now take place on Friday because she’s not fully defrosted.”

    Why not just stick her in the microwave for ten minutes,

    HA HA HA
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,222
    [cite]Posted By: JT[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]

    I'll get my coat.



    You're going to need it.

    err?
    [cite]Posted By: DA9[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Swisdom[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Wilma[/cite]I want to see who has a microwave big enough for a whole body!

    In the past I have been known to chop the body into smaller, more manageable, pieces. I think the police refer to it as "bludgeoning" but I find it such a harsh term!

    I could tell you a story along those lines, for real, Henry will know where from in my past :-)

    LOL
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    edited May 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: JT[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]

    I'll get my coat.



    You're going to need it.

    err?



    COLD


    Get mine whilst you're there.
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,087
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: JT[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]

    I'll get my coat.



    You're going to need it.

    err?
    It's cold outside...
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  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    edited May 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: JT[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]

    I'll get my coat.





    You're going to need it.

    err?
    [cite]Posted By: DA9[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Swisdom[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Wilma[/cite]I want to see who has a microwave big enough for a whole body!

    In the past I have been known to chop the body into smaller, more manageable, pieces. I think the police refer to it as "bludgeoning" but I find it such a harsh term!

    I could tell you a story along those lines, for real, Henry will know where from in my past :-)

    LOL

    Type in Paul Dalton Freezer Wife in Google and read the news reports
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,222
    I did. Interesting.
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    And he's a free man now, in fact, sounds strange, but to talk to, very nice chap, well educated etc , will tell you the whole story when I see you next.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,222
    [cite]Posted By: DA9[/cite]And he's a free man now, in fact, sounds strange, but to talk to, very nice chap, well educated etc , will tell you the whole story when I see you next.

    Will look forward to it. And you owe me a pint.
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: DA9[/cite]And he's a free man now, in fact, sounds strange, but to talk to, very nice chap, well educated etc , will tell you the whole story when I see you next.

    Will look forward to it. And you owe me a pint.

    :-)

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