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Miserableoldgit
Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
edited June 2009 in Not Sports Related
Religion.

Inadvance I shall apologies if I'm upsetting anyone with this,but, on the way to the cricket today myself & Mrs.MOG started talking about why a Kent cricketer doesn't have the "Spitfire" beer logo on his shirt. We agreed that its probably down to religious reasons.
She is (meant to be)a Hindu, I was christened a Catholic.
Hindu's don't:
1). Eat meat
2). Drink alcohol
3). Have sex outside marriage
4). Smoke
and she couldn't remember 5.


Catholics don't wear condoms.
& thats all I can remember.

I'm not having a pop at anyone, or any religion, but would genuinely like to know how any religion could be summed up in 5 sentences.
For once I'm being serious.

Thank You.

Comments

  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Which cricketer are you referring to?

    I presume Azhar Mahmood who is Islamic and Muslims of course don't drink alcohol (well not officially). The SA cricket team are sponsored by Castle Lager, Hashim Amla wears a shirt without their logo on.
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    I think Hindus do eat meat, just not beef, although some sects are vegetarian.
  • Vinnie V.
    Vinnie V. Posts: 1,509
    Surely Catholics have loads of rules. I can think of 10 commandments straight away! ;)
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,360
    Hope those refusing to wear the sponsors logo get paid less...


    Sorry but all religion is about power and control using fear as a weapon.
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,678
    [cite]Posted By: Algarveaddick[/cite]Hope those refusing to wear the sponsors logo get paid less...


    Sorry but all religion is about power and control using fear as a weapon.

    Agree entirely.
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,642
    [cite]Posted By: Algarveaddick[/cite]Sorry but all religion is about power and control using fear as a weapon.

    fear is the path to the dark side. fear leads to anger. anger leads to hate. hate leads to suffering - jedi
  • McLovin
    McLovin Posts: 2,307
    As a catholic you never be able to eat meat on a Friday, but it seems to be OK now. Good old Jesus, relaxing the rules so his flock can enjoy a steak dinner!
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Always had fish on fridays even if it was from the chippy that dad picked up after getting of the train, I'm a catholic havnt been to church for ages I want to belive there is somone up there looking after us but after losing my job and other things going on I really have questioned my faith, still waiting for sign.... come on god.... are you there? Cue the toffee crisp wrapper failing from above.. he he.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 27,160
    [cite]Posted By: McLovin[/cite]As a catholic you never be able to eat meat on a Friday, but it seems to be OK now. Good old Jesus, relaxing the rules so his flock can enjoy a steak dinner!
    Except in Lent apparently.
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    Christ know's what all the rules are regarding religion?

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  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    [cite]Posted By: bloodnut[/cite]Christ know's what all the rules are regarding religion?
    I've always found most religions make their own interpertation of rules from a bigger list. It's a kind of 'Pick and Mix' :)
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Some say that their devotion to their football club is like a religion.
  • SE10Addick
    SE10Addick Posts: 2,973
    [cite]Posted By: seth plum[/cite]Some say that their devotion to their football club is like a religion.

    Does CAFC allow sex before marriage though?
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    [cite]Posted By: SE10Addick[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: seth plum[/cite]Some say that their devotion to their football club is like a religion.

    Does CAFC allow sex before marriage though?
    does CAFC allow sex before a game?
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    [cite]Posted By: BlackForestReds[/cite]I think Hindus do eat meat, just not beef, although some sects are vegetarian.

    Goud Saraswat Brahmins and Kashmiri Pandits consume meat and fish.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Polynesian women are banned from eating bananas.
  • RalphMilnesgut
    RalphMilnesgut Posts: 1,753
    [cite]Posted By: Addickted[/cite]Polynesian women are banned from eating bananas.

    Quite right too
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    most marriage bans sex after CAFC

    :)

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