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The shits
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Surely a 10 is just a shit cloud that is able to steam straight through your undercrackers?0
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Please. I think stopping at 7 was far enough.Fumbluff said:Surely a 10 is just a shit cloud that is able to steam straight through your undercrackers?0 -
Egypt is famous for people getting the s#$#ts.Davo55 said:I had a touring holiday in Egypt in November and the inevitable stomach bug arrived while on a visit to a historical site on the west bank of the Nile near Luxor. It shall forever after be known as "The Valley of the Shits".
Ps I unloaded a second salvo back at the visitor centre and pebbledashed the toilet seat, lid and rear wall. Left it for the attendant to clean up as they were charging every poor bastard a small (Egyptian) fortune to use their stinking khazi anyway. Revenge smelled sweet - about the only thing within about 50 yards that did.
Next time you go get some.
Diclo-SR 75 tablets.
You take one a day for two weeks before you go and continue for the duration of the holiday.
They are available at your local chemist and they work.1 -
To be honest I thought Burger boy had formed a band 😉SidewaysInOz said:TBF I thought this was going to be another thread on the transfer window.
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As someone who suffers from IBS I can get all 7 seven of these in the same day.Raith_C_Chattonell said:Just in the interests of accuracy I thought I'd drop one (chart) here and move on.
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Never seen so few people talk such a lot shit before..🙄0
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Oops I thought this was a thread about Farnell and Southall.0
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CAFCTrev said:
As someone who suffers from IBS I can get all 7 seven of these in the same day.Raith_C_Chattonell said:Just in the interests of accuracy I thought I'd drop one (chart) here and move on.
Where's the one after you've eaten sweetcorn which looks like a block of flats at night with half the lights on.
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Churchill?eastterrace6168 said:Never seen so few people talk such a lot shit before..🙄1 -
Wigan away last season, early train up, didn’t feel great. Straight into a pub that had just opened. Wasn’t sure what to drink, ordered a Guinness just to be safe. Two mouthfuls and I’ve got to go to toilet, it’s an emergency. See the sign for toilets and I’m through the gap. Straight into trap 1, trousers down and it’s a scene from dumb & dumber. Not sure how long I was in there, started to have a look around and thought this is a nice and there’s a little bin in the corner, then think to myself I didn’t see any urinals on my way in. I had stank the ladies out.
Had to visit the toilet several times within the first couple of pints, made sure I was in the gents. All good for the rest of the day, other than the result.3 - Sponsored links:
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I wasn’t timing you mate, but was on my third pint by the time you got back!! 🍺🍺🍺😂guinnessaddick said:Wigan away last season, early train up, didn’t feel great. Straight into a pub that had just opened. Wasn’t sure what to drink, ordered a Guinness just to be safe. Two mouthfuls and I’ve got to go to toilet, it’s an emergency. See the sign for toilets and I’m through the gap. Straight into trap 1, trousers down and it’s a scene from dumb & dumber. Not sure how long I was in there, started to have a look around and thought this is a nice and there’s a little bin in the corner, then think to myself I didn’t see any urinals on my way in. I had stank the ladies out.
Had to visit the toilet several times within the first couple of pints, made sure I was in the gents. All good for the rest of the day, other than the result.
And you were well enough later to take advantage of one of the famous “Wigan pies” from the Wigan press room. Even though it was cold & looked like it had seen better days!! 🤣🤣🤣0
