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Nominative determinism

With the news that the Venerable Ian Bishop, Archdeacon of Macclesfield, has been appointed Bishop of Thetford, thereby becoming Bishop Bishop, it got me wondering if Lifers had other examples of noninvasive determinism. That is, when one's name is a portent to one's career. 

A slightly more prosaic example if my grandmother's plumber, Mr Plummer. 

Do Lifers have any more interesting examples? 
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  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,179
    I worked with a guy who name was Constable and his brother was a Kent PC.
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,039
    Worked at Barclays where the top boss on the Investment Bank side was Rich Ricci! 

    Most of my time there was in the Professional Services Team where we looked after the top global law firms & The Lord Chief Justice for a time was Judge (Igor) Judge. 
  • BalladMan
    BalladMan Posts: 1,112
    Two at my sons school

    - Dinner lady called Mrs Cod
    - Teachers Assistant called Mrs Littlechild
  • valleynick66
    valleynick66 Posts: 4,876
    Alan Ball?
  • charlton4ever
    charlton4ever Posts: 1,715
    edited June 2023
    Wifes Dentist for years was a Mr Payne. Not the same, but I worked with a lady called Henrietta Fish which tickled me.
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,103
    My first form teacher at secondary school was Mr Fiddler. 
    Fair enough, but what was his name?
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,626
    The wifes doctor was called Dr Piles
  • My first form teacher at secondary school was Mr Fiddler. 
    Was he a violin teacher perchance?
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,364
    I worked at an insurance company where there was someone in Pricing with the surname Price and another in Finance with the surname Money.
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  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Judge Judge. He went on to become Lord Chief Justice and is now The Right Honourable The Lord Judge.

    I also knew a police officer called Constable Sargeant.

    At one stage, Hertfordshire Constabulary had a head of their wildlife section called Inspector Cull.

    Does the law firm Wright Hassall count?
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,756
    edited June 2023
    Chizz said:
    With the news that the Venerable Ian Bishop, Archdeacon of Macclesfield, has been appointed Bishop of Thetford, thereby becoming Bishop Bishop, it got me wondering if Lifers had other examples of noninvasive determinism. That is, when one's name is a portent to one's career. 

    A slightly more prosaic example if my grandmother's plumber, Mr Plummer. 

    Do Lifers have any more interesting examples? 
    Alan Winton, the man Bishop has replaced as Bishop of Thetford, was a friend of mine at Chis & Sid, we went to the same youth club and he used to live across the road from me. We would take every opportunity to play cricket in the field that backed onto his house as teenagers along with a few of the other locals. He was a county standard left arm spinner but gave up cricket when at University and found God instead. The rest is history as they say. He hasn't changed one bit!!!

    Website Bishop Alan
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    I used to do the accounts for one D.J. Sparks, electrician
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,664
    True story. 
    When I was being born the midwife was a miss carriage 
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    My mate sees a proctologist called "Asad Butt"
  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,234
    Not jobs but hobbies. Once knew two golfers named Hook and Duff. 
  • dicktracey
    dicktracey Posts: 318
    Dr in Eltham years ago - Dr Blood !
  • CAFCTrev
    CAFCTrev Posts: 5,974
    Doug Bowser is the president of Nintendo of America. 
  • Dr in Eltham years ago - Dr Blood !
    I knew a more inappropriately named Dr Kilmore
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  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,364

  • R0TW
    R0TW Posts: 1,673
    Paul Twocock.
    That made me snigger.
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,582
    Couple who stayed in our cottage. Husband changed his name by deed poll to John Wayne as he was a big fan 🤷‍♀️ 
    Wifey was called Avis and she worked for Budget Rental……..was never allowed to answer the phone with her name as it confused the feck out of people 😂😂😂😂
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    I've mentioned these before elsewhere on CL

    Stephen Fiddler .. accountant in Ilford
    Doctor Patient .. ENT Specialist
    David Hooks .. Late Aussie batsman

  • Masterbrew
    Masterbrew Posts: 261
    Doolittle and Dalley, estate agents in Kidderminster 
  • Lordflashheart
    Lordflashheart Posts: 5,619
    The midwife for the birth of our daughter was called Jean Bastard

    Not associated to this thread, but a teacher at my Primary School was called Mrs Kerr, and her son’s first name was Wayne, poor sod !!!
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    R0TW said:
    Paul Twocock.
    That made me snigger.
    friend has an uncle called "Paul Meacock" which never stopped being funny.
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,626
    McBobbin said:
    R0TW said:
    Paul Twocock.
    That made me snigger.
    friend has an uncle called "Paul Meacock" which never stopped being funny.
    I remember reading about a couple naming their baby Drew with the surname Peacock.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    edited June 2023
    I rather like this one…


  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,827
    Couple who stayed in our cottage. Husband changed his name by deed poll to John Wayne as he was a big fan 🤷‍♀️ 
    Wifey was called Avis and she worked for Budget Rental……..was never allowed to answer the phone with her name as it confused the feck out of people 😂😂😂😂
    At Natwest we had a staff member change his name to Karl Heinz Rummenige as he was his favourite player