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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    On her way home from school with Millie my wife saw a woman she knew, Millie asked before either could say a word why the woman was out with her dog in this heat. 

  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,333
    I overheard a father leading his daughter (aged about 4) to the toilet in Nero's.

    Dad: Is it urgent?
    Daughter: Yes
    Dad: Is it a pee or a poo?
    Daughter: I don't know
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,273
    T_C_E said:
    On her way home from school with Millie my wife saw a woman she knew, Millie asked before either could say a word why the woman was out with her dog in this heat.
    You've got her well trained @T_C_E
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    edited June 2024
    aliwibble said:
    T_C_E said:
    On her way home from school with Millie my wife saw a woman she knew, Millie asked before either could say a word why the woman was out with her dog in this heat.
    You've got her well trained @T_C_E
    Nowt to do with me, it’s basic common sense even to an eight year old.
    Bowyer hasn’t been exercised since Sunday, Valli driven to 3/4 mile to school stays for 45 minutes and driven home again.
    Five things to do with your  dog when it’s to hot? 
    1. Nothing
    2. Nothing
    3. Nothing
    4. Nothing
    5. Nothing.
    No dog ever died missing its exercise. 


  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,961
    Completely on board with this. I drove several miles to collect Rufus and idle jr from work today (it's a vets and Rufus spends most of the day in air-conditioned comfort) but they normally go by train with a mile walk each end. Far too hot for a dog to be out this afternoon, so I collected them, my reward being that the Marlow brewery is just round the corner so I picked up a couple of litres to take me through this evening's football. Everyone wins!
  • R0TW
    R0TW Posts: 1,673
    Took mine over Danson this morning. 
    Loves the lake and fox shit.
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,457
    What do wild dogs do in hot countries?
  • R0TW
    R0TW Posts: 1,673
    edited June 2024
    Was actually rolling over a dead fish head today.
    Looked like a carp had been devoured by the water bank.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,593
    JaShea99 said:
    What do wild dogs do in hot countries?
    They go out in the midday sun 
  • Rufisonfire
    Rufisonfire Posts: 53
    My 3 year old daughter last week wanted a biscuit but kept asking without saying please. In the end I said what's the magic word after a few seconds thought she looked at me and said abracadabra. 
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  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 1,849
    thai malaysia addick said:
    I overheard a father leading his daughter (aged about 4) to the toilet in Nero's.

    Dad: Is it urgent?
    Daughter: Yes
    Dad: Is it a pee or a poo?
    Daughter: I don't know
    I know that feeling!
  • Todds_right_hook
    Todds_right_hook Posts: 10,879
    My only just 5 year old wouldn't let me dry her after her bath just now.  She told me its her body, her choice!!

  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,750
    If you like this, you’ll like this, lol.

     https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/64047/funny-things-that-kids-say/p6

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