Hopefully a dull game with both sides picking up season ending injuries to all their key players. Palace score in the last minute, mass pretend violence, bouncing, gesturing and throat slitting signs erupt behind a line of disinterested stewards. The ground is closed for the remainder of the season, as is the new den, as the 'hold me backathon' reaches ridiculous proportions and is deemed an embarrassment to English football fans as it goes viral for hilarity purposes. A meeting is held the following season to settle tensions. A proposal to construct a maginot line around the penge/sydenham / brockley type area is made but on checking the addresses of the season ticket holders of each club, they decide to build it in the orpington area. A gaza strip type camp suggested for clacketts service station or poll hill garden centre.
Oof. Millwall keeper sent off for kicking Mateta in the head trying to make a clearance. Millwall fans now showing themselves up singing "let him die" while there's multiple medical staff on the pitch treating him.
I hope Mateta's OK, because that's a possible fractured skull.
Wow. You can diagnose that so quickly just from some TV footage?
You must be a great doctor. Can you have a look at this rash I've got please?
"Possible" Off_it, you know what that word means, right? And given he
got a boot straight to the head with some force, and the studs are going
to focus the pressure in certain areas, it's not an unreasonable worry that that's what's happened.
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Definitely my 1st thought.
Shocking challenge and a ban of 3 matches doesn't seem enough.
Thank fuck for VAR as not sure if Oliver could see in the shadows it was ABH with the high flying kick in the head.
You must be a great doctor. Can you have a look at this rash I've got please?
Roberts kicked him in the head with a flying kick and
he could well have a serious injury.
Did your rash appear after going to the 'Millers' 🤔
That's it.
Turn TV off, go and get some lunch and prepare for the real big london derby later this afternoon.