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General Things That Annoy You thread - part 2

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  • orpingtonRED
    orpingtonRED Posts: 3,474
    Celebs who flog off goodwill messages.

    “Hi, it’s Ross Kemp here. I’d just like to remind you that, in three weeks’ time, it’s mother’s day. Now chocolates are nice but they come at a price and flowers only last a week but a personalised video message lasts a lifetime.”

    The former BBC soap star charges £60 for a personalised message via his website, rising to £85 if it needs to be delivered within 48 hours. He will also provide a “business shout-out” with prices starting from £1,000.

    It just seems so insincere - the very opposite of what it's meant to represent. 
    Do you remember The Inbetweeners (c4/e4) 
    The bloke who played Jay has made a fortune apparently doing these personalised messages. Buckley I forget his 1st name.
    Over a mil apparently 
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,834
    Celebs who flog off goodwill messages.

    “Hi, it’s Ross Kemp here. I’d just like to remind you that, in three weeks’ time, it’s mother’s day. Now chocolates are nice but they come at a price and flowers only last a week but a personalised video message lasts a lifetime.”

    The former BBC soap star charges £60 for a personalised message via his website, rising to £85 if it needs to be delivered within 48 hours. He will also provide a “business shout-out” with prices starting from £1,000.

    It just seems so insincere - the very opposite of what it's meant to represent. 
    Do you remember The Inbetweeners (c4/e4) 
    The bloke who played Jay has made a fortune apparently doing these personalised messages. Buckley I forget his 1st name.
    Over a mil apparently 
    Palace… when you see him, in hindsight it’s obvious - desperate fantasist.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,569
    In a line of 1,000 cars driving at an equal pace and with an equal distance between them, it only takes the driver at the front to slow down, for any reason, to have an impact on the 999 cars behind.
    If the 999 cars have their blues & twos on, it shouldn’t be a problem.
  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    edited March 28
    The word "Batter" to nowadays describe a male batsman, it may be just me who think its woke nonsense, (or maybe cos its new) because "Bowler" is equally non gender specific of course.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,141
    Batter instead of batsman annoys me as well 
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,801
    Its an anomaly.

     Fieldsman, Wicket Keepman, Batsman, Bowlman and only Batsman became the word used when only men played. It jars on me to hear batter but batswoman sounds stupid for womens cricket and if you are going to use batter in womens cricket you may as well do so for men's as well.

    so i understand the logic but it still creates itchy molars when i hear it

  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,007
    I guess the reason that batsman caught on originally is because batter has alternative meanings. I don't suppose there'd really be too much confusion though and that we should mostly know from context that it is the person wielding the bat that's being discussed and not the nominalization of a drubbing or the basis of Scottish culinary excellence. Batter has got a lot of development before it attain the 430 different meanings the word 'set' can convey, but this one still grates on me.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,569
    Batswoman ? Thought it was cat woman.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,135

  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    Batswoman ? Thought it was cat woman.
    not forgetting Robin the Kid Wonder, (I tried to google for a non-gender specific pronoun and it only came up with Kid or Person). 
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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,135
    Buying the CD of "Help!" in a charity shop in London. Getting back to Portugal and opening it to find Sgt Pepper inside... (I already have Sgt Pepper).  
  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    edited March 28
    Funny enough I bought from a Charity shop what I though was a cd of Sgt Pepper, and now I have got two copies of Help!
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,135
    Hal1x said:
    Funny enough I bought from a Charity shop what I though was a cd of Sgt Pepper, and now I have got two copies of Help!
    As soon as I opened it I thought, someone, somewhere...  :D
  • thickandthin63
    thickandthin63 Posts: 2,950
    People who pull in to garages,go to the front pump,and then start doing their weekly shopping holding everybody else up.
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,834
    Buying the CD of "Help!" in a charity shop in London. Getting back to Portugal and opening it to find Sgt Pepper inside... (I already have Sgt Pepper).  
    You need help.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    Hal1x said:
    Funny enough I bought from a Charity shop what I though was a cd of Sgt Pepper, and now I have got two copies of Help!
    As soon as I opened it I thought, someone, somewhere...  :D
    ..has got a simple minds single?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,007
    Buying the CD of "Help!" in a charity shop in London. Getting back to Portugal and opening it to find Sgt Pepper inside... (I already have Sgt Pepper).  
    You need help.
    Let It Be
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    MoT failure due to the EML light remaining on. Passed on everything with brilliantly low emissions of 0.21 (it's a diesel) but at risk of going for saucepans due to this one 'fault'.
    It's now fixed but had to go to a specialist to clear the fault. He didn't actually seem to know what he'd done, but it worked. Something to do with voltage at the turbo...Bloody nonsense.
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,411
    Unfortunately modern diesels have so much emissions equipment stuck on to them that they're a financial time bomb.

    Unless you do 15,000 miles or more a year on motorways, you're better off with a petrol these days.
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,355
    IdleHans said:
    MoT failure due to the EML light remaining on. Passed on everything with brilliantly low emissions of 0.21 (it's a diesel) but at risk of going for saucepans due to this one 'fault'.
    It's now fixed but had to go to a specialist to clear the fault. He didn't actually seem to know what he'd done, but it worked. Something to do with voltage at the turbo...Bloody nonsense.
    Thats code for having the bulb removed.

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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,135
    edited April 1
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  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    The bags that pasta and rice are sold in. The bloody things are close to impossible to open without splitting the bag so god knows why they provide a reseal tab. 
    The only solution is to tip the whole lot into a storage jar immediately else you spend half your life sweeping up rice.
  • swordfish
    swordfish Posts: 4,233
    edited April 3
    Misuse of the words  'educated' and 'cultured' to describe a foot in football, or as applied to palate for taste. Pretentious nonsense as neither pay attention.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,212
    Re above you never seem to get players with a cultured right foot.
  • I hear that the word brunch is being redefined by the growth of the 'bottomless brunch' industry (events that combine free flowing food and booze for a fixed price) but they're never held at the appropriate time. 

    Brunch. : a meal usually taken late in the morning that combines a late breakfast and an early lunch
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    edited April 4
    People who add a crying with laughter emoji to any vaguely light-hearted WhatsApp message they send. If you need to tell me it's funny, it isn't funny.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,580
    IdleHans said:
    People who add a crying with laughter emoji to any vaguely light-hearted WhatsApp message they send. If you need to tell me it's funny, it isn't funny.
      :D:D:D  
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,203
    IdleHans said:
    People who add a crying with laughter emoji to any vaguely light-hearted WhatsApp message they send. If you need to tell me it's funny, it isn't funny.
      :D:D:D  
    😂 
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,834
    Solidgone said:
    IdleHans said:
    People who add a crying with laughter emoji to any vaguely light-hearted WhatsApp message they send. If you need to tell me it's funny, it isn't funny.
      :D:D:D  
    😂 
     :( 
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    Bastards