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General Things That Annoy You thread - part 2

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  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    I don't like you, macronate
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,212
    Where is Mr Pardew now? Last I heard he was in Bulgaria.
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,465
    iaitch said:
    Where is Mr Pardew now? Last I heard he was in Bulgaria.

  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,212
    I meant the country you fool!!!

    Had to chuckle at your reply though.

  • ME14addick
    ME14addick Posts: 9,760
    edited April 20
    Boy racers making the roads of Maidstone sound like Brands Hatch last night. Noisy exhausts and speeding.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,135
    edited April 20
    iaitch said:
    Where is Mr Pardew now? Last I heard he was in Bulgaria.
    He was a pundit on Newcastle v Palace on Sky last week, if that's any help? 
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,212
    Thanks glad I watched the Arsenal game that night.
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,579
    That it’s suddenly acceptable to have adverts for deodorant for your sweaty balls and ar5ecrack.
    WTAF?????? 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,925
    IdleHans said:
    The BBC trailer for next weekend's FA cup semi finals includes a couple of seconds of Pardew's nauseating squirmy Wembley dance. I was unprepared and a little bit of sick came up.
    I hope they get battered next week.
    I like seeing it, reminds me of that time they lost and he made a right p***k of himself with that stupid dance.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,007
    KBslittlesis said:
    That it’s suddenly acceptable to have adverts for deodorant for your sweaty balls and ar5ecrack.
    WTAF?????? 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
    https://youtu.be/iS2N1mBsEdM?si=uTb-wH2X48YdCJZi

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  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    edited April 20
    Clinton Morrison co-commentating. What an inarticulate, know-nothing tosser he is.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,580
    IdleHans said:
    Clinton Morrison co-commentating. What an inarticulate, know-nothing tosser he is.
    You forgot Palace c**t
  • Masterbrew
    Masterbrew Posts: 260
    IdleHans said:
    Clinton Morrison co-commentating. What an inarticulate, know-nothing tosser he is.
    I commented on this before (plus the awful Karen Carney). I had to turn the radio commentary off as I found it so irritating
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    Masterbrew said:
    IdleHans said:
    Clinton Morrison co-commentating. What an inarticulate, know-nothing tosser he is.
    I commented on this before (plus the awful Karen Carney). I had to turn the radio commentary off as I found it so irritating
    I would have, but I only switched on with ten minutes left. Truly unlistenable. The way he talks is like rubbing your ears on a cheese grater.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,925
    KBslittlesis said:
    That it’s suddenly acceptable to have adverts for deodorant for your sweaty balls and ar5ecrack.
    WTAF?????? 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
    It is a bit nuts.
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,465
    KBslittlesis said:
    That it’s suddenly acceptable to have adverts for deodorant for your sweaty balls and ar5ecrack.
    WTAF?????? 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
    Makes up for the itchy / leaky vag ones we gotta put up with

    😉
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,212
    You forgot Vagisil for dry vags?
  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    Bulky pee pants!

  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,579
    Gribbo said:
    KBslittlesis said:
    That it’s suddenly acceptable to have adverts for deodorant for your sweaty balls and ar5ecrack.
    WTAF?????? 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
    Makes up for the itchy / leaky vag ones we gotta put up with

    😉
    It’s a bilingual ad, has everyone’s sweaty smelly bits in it 🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,007
    The supposedly 'intelligent' auto summaries in Google mail. Their inaccuracies make them worse than junk. At least it wasn't too difficult sacking them off.
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  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,727
    Gribbo said:
    KBslittlesis said:
    That it’s suddenly acceptable to have adverts for deodorant for your sweaty balls and ar5ecrack.
    WTAF?????? 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
    Makes up for the itchy / leaky vag ones we gotta put up with

    😉
    Leaky vag 😂😂. 

    Especially since they stopped using the blue liquid. 
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,669
    Reading that rats grow to the size of dachshunds in Birmingham.  Is this the new breed of Brumus-humongous?  

    If that's not bad enough, when I googled, 'Do rats grow to the size of Dachshunds in Birmingham', the AI answer came back as yes.  I noticed in an ordinary google result below that Rentokil seem to think that rats grow to the size of rats.

    Also, did you know that an AI search generates ten times the electricity of an ordinary Google search?  One may conclude that AI is a waste of expensive energy ... as indeed is this entire post  :|   
  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,688
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:
    Reading that rats grow to the size of dachshunds in Birmingham.  Is this the new breed of Brumus-humongous?  

    If that's not bad enough, when I googled, 'Do rats grow to the size of Dachshunds in Birmingham', the AI answer came back as yes.  I noticed in an ordinary google result below that Rentokil seem to think that rats grow to the size of rats.

    Also, did you know that an AI search generates ten times the electricity of an ordinary Google search?  One may conclude that AI is a waste of expensive energy ... as indeed is this entire post  :|   

    Bigger than any Dachshund Ive ever seen....
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,834
    Sky Sports post match Wrexham wankfest.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,886
    More an irritation and not gonna let it affect my life too much but what in the name of the baby Jesus are the WSL fixtures doing above the Champions League one?


  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,569
    Macronate said:
    More an irritation and not gonna let it affect my life too much but what in the name of the baby Jesus are the WSL fixtures doing above the Champions League one?


    If Sky had the champions league, there’s no way it would be like that.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,886
    Fantasy Football not giving the points back for Evanilson’s rescinded red card.

    Ridiculous rule.
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,669
    The teddy bear ladies on the repair shop.

    This may not be rational or fair and I have absolutely no proof, but I feel it in my water that they're at one another's throats as soon as the cameras stop rolling.  If spitting images ever comes back (and they make me in charge) these two will be squabbling over their individual tasks, sabotaging their opposite numbers work and sticking knitting needles into each other.



    I mean, I could be wrong on this, but I doubt it  :|  
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,801
    Car thieves, got woken up this morning about 4.45 by a god awful screeching and clanking noise down our road and then some load laughing/shouting. Turns out about 4 blokes had smashed up an audi they had nicked, couldnt drive it any further and decided to dump it on our road, reversing it into a neighbours car as they parked it before nosily making their way up the road to the train station.

    hope the police catch them. They werent discrete and while wearing hoodies faces were visible. They were a bit too far up the road for me to get any decent photos but hopefully someone else or cctv has. 

    Wankers
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,968
    Alwaysneil said:
    Car thieves, got woken up this morning about 4.45 by a god awful screeching and clanking noise down our road and then some load laughing/shouting. Turns out about 4 blokes had smashed up an audi they had nicked, couldnt drive it any further and decided to dump it on our road, reversing it into a neighbours car as they parked it before nosily making their way up the road to the train station.

    hope the police catch them. They werent discrete and while wearing hoodies faces were visible. They were a bit too far up the road for me to get any decent photos but hopefully someone else or cctv has. 

    Wankers
    Let’s hope they waited for a train as that will get them on CCTV. 
    And you live in a nice area! 

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