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General Things That Annoy You thread - part 2

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  • edited May 5
    Neighbours, wouldn't wish them on anyone.

    Lazyness.
    Suckers who get taken in by media lies from their preferred outlets, without taking the time and effort to check and verify the facts via multiple outlets and source documents.
    So true, I thought we had found a WW2 bomber on the moon, I was convinced for years until my friend pointed out it wasn't true.

    Is that why you live in the Fens? 
    Yes, considering the Scottish Highlands next. I hear they have a few island with one house on.

  • Buying a book for my Kindle, only to realise its part of a series - and not even part one.
  • Buying a book for my Kindle, only to realise its part of a series - and not even part one.
    Should be able to get a refund on it quite easily
  • Smokers who start the process of hand rolling a tobacco roll up 5 minutes before a train is due to arrive at their station 
  • I love a good sneeze. Great feeling. 
  • Sneezers. 

    I get it’s hayfever season and it’s horrible but some bloke on the train home yesterday must have sneezed 15 times, but proper old man dad sneezes at 2000 decibels. 

    Unfortunate but proper annoying.
    Thats me! Loudest sneezer in the world and I get sneezing fits where I sneeze 15-20 times in quick succession. Bit embarrassing in public but it’s definitely in the top 3 body actions, so kind nice at the same time :-) 
  • Sneezers. 

    I get it’s hayfever season and it’s horrible but some bloke on the train home yesterday must have sneezed 15 times, but proper old man dad sneezes at 2000 decibels. 

    Unfortunate but proper annoying.
    Thats me! Loudest sneezer in the world and I get sneezing fits where I sneeze 15-20 times in quick succession. Bit embarrassing in public but it’s definitely in the top 3 body actions, so kind nice at the same time :-) 
    No, I know it’s an open goal but I’m not going to go down the ‘Sneezy’ route mate 
  • edited May 7
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  • Checking the club’s website to see what time the ticket office is open today, 11-5 get down to pick up Wycombe away tickets and get told it’s only open for phone calls, collections will be ready tomorrow. 
    Beginning to sound like Golfie.
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  • What’s with players geeing up the crowd, been 2 mins and PSG defender won a throw 🤣
  • Buying a book for my Kindle, only to realise its part of a series - and not even part one.
    Should be able to get a refund on it quite easily
    It was only a quid  :/.  I'll take the hit.  

    Actually it was book 11 of 14 (Jon Reznick).  I'll read the story, if I like it I'll go to book 1 that'll keep me busy 


  • edited May 8
    Sneezers. 

    I get it’s hayfever season and it’s horrible but some bloke on the train home yesterday must have sneezed 15 times, but proper old man dad sneezes at 2000 decibels. 

    Unfortunate but proper annoying.
    Totally agree but these punters who sneeze loads(edit: that’s you and your ilk AFKA) one after the other get to me , fuck off with your fucked up noisy nasal issues away from me thank you.
    3 strikes sneezes  and out .


    how the fuck , literally after not having sneezed for prolly over a week,  did I just sneeze (one yeah , not 5 or 6 on the bounce you weirdos) whilst having a dump on the khazi having read this post ,  fucking spooky … 
  • edited May 8
    What’s with players geeing up the crowd, been 2 mins and PSG defender won a throw 🤣
    Variations on a theme, defenders “celebrating” a tackle. That’s your job you prick - If you wanted adulation you’d have been a centre forward.

  • I sneeze a lot and it's really loud. Trouble is that when this happens I often have an involuntary orgasm. My doctor once ased if I'd tried taking anything for it. Yes, I replied, snuff.
  • Sneezers. 

    I get it’s hayfever season and it’s horrible but some bloke on the train home yesterday must have sneezed 15 times, but proper old man dad sneezes at 2000 decibels. 

    Unfortunate but proper annoying.
    Yeh, and I noticed on the train last week that a lot of people have reverted to pre-Covid not putting their hand in front of their face.
    Just because it's "only" hay fever doesn't mean I want a face full of your lung shit thanks
  • Scares the bejesus out of my dog when I sneeze, don't even need to be in same room.
  • edited May 8
    Hal1x said:
    Scares the bejesus out of my dog when I sneeze, don't even need to be in same room.
    How do you know if he’s in a different room? Does he come and tell you? 😉😉😁
  • edited May 8
    Hal1x said:
    Scares the bejesus out of my dog when I sneeze, don't even need to be in same room.
    How do you know if he’s in a different room? Does he come and tell you? 😉😉😁
    I hear him land, and my wife tells me what happened!
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  • Sneezers. 

    I get it’s hayfever season and it’s horrible but some bloke on the train home yesterday must have sneezed 15 times, but proper old man dad sneezes at 2000 decibels. 

    Unfortunate but proper annoying.
    Totally agree but these punters who sneeze loads(edit: that’s you and your ilk AFKA) one after the other get to me , fuck off with your fucked up noisy nasal issues away from me thank you.
    3 strikes sneezes  and out .


    how the fuck , literally after not having sneezed for prolly over a week,  did I just sneeze (one yeah , not 5 or 6 on the bounce you weirdos) whilst having a dump on the khazi having read this post ,  fucking spooky … 
    Karma  :)
  • Hal1x said:
    Scares the bejesus out of my dog when I sneeze, don't even need to be in same room.
    my dog hates it. as soon as I do that little inhale before the sneeze she leaps up to her feet and gives me a right dirty look as I finish the sneeze. I now instinctively apologise to her each time even if she's not there.
    I've tried doing a fake sneeze but she can tell, doesn't even bat an eyelid
  • edited May 17
    Yodel.

    17:42 - I get a call from unknown number which I can't take as I'm with a customer.
    17:48 - Get a Yodel update saying parcel delivered and left in porch. (We don't have a porch).

    18:36 - I return call to unknown number (presumably the driver), he says it was wrong number.
    18:37 - Yodel update saying delivery attempt failed, try again tomorrow (today).

    What else are you meant to take from that other than the driver was gonna nick the item, but lost his bottle when I called him up?
  • People who drive close behind you in a Car Park

    I always turn the car away, and then reverse into a bay... Had one idiot try and overtake me, just before I made the first part of the manoeuvre this morning... Have a bit of patience, we're in a Car Park, WTF do you think I'm going to be doing!!
    Also the people who walk behind you while reversing in a car park. You have reversing lights on but they ignore them. Lucky I have a warning on my car when reversing if someone or something behind me
  • edited May 17
    People who drive close behind you in a Car Park

    I always turn the car away, and then reverse into a bay... Had one idiot try and overtake me, just before I made the first part of the manoeuvre this morning... Have a bit of patience, we're in a Car Park, WTF do you think I'm going to be doing!!
    just park normally then, like civilised people do.
  • People who drive close behind you in a Car Park

    I always turn the car away, and then reverse into a bay... Had one idiot try and overtake me, just before I made the first part of the manoeuvre this morning... Have a bit of patience, we're in a Car Park, WTF do you think I'm going to be doing!!
    People in general just seem to like to be close to strangers these days. Whether it's as you experienced in cars, or just out walking (street, supermarket) and people right behind you for no reason (unless they're up for pickpocketing I guess). It's very odd behaviour. 


  • IdleHans said:
    On the same theme, people who push their shopping trolleys into your back while queuing for the checkout. No need for that at all. I like to take my revenge by unloading at snail's pace and pretending to look for vouchers in my wallet, knowing full well I don't have any.

    2 great shouts for antisocial behaviour 

    The world is definitely loads more selfish and antisocial now than ever. 

    Aldi and Lidl encouraged some of that trolley bullshit with their stupid mega fast scanning. Now all of them do that, give you the price and toe tapping while the shopping gets packed that have have launched through at a rate of knots. I knew someone who worked in Aldi and the checkout staff had to scan something like 1500 items in a relatively short space of time and of course they measured that to the nth degree when the truth is even when I'm all loaded up with bags in the trolley they see it as a game to launch the stuff through but me or anyone else isn't going anywhere until the products are in the bags. The next bit is the weird impatience mugs who buy into all that get like pushing trollies into your back and standing right up behind you. The same wankers who need to have the incentive of having a pound coin returned to them so they do the basic courtesy of returning their trolley 
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