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  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,859
    Algarveaddick said:
    Covered End said:
    Max Wall.
    In character as Professor Wallofski...

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GzOU6Gp-qc
    I know times have changed and all that, but blimey, that was painfully unfunny.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,152
    Cheers, I remembered him being balder on top so he didn’t really even work in terms of the conversation I was having when I forgot him in the first place ffs
  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,202
    Max Wall, lived Lee Green in the later part of his life 
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,869
    Folks that take half their fucking house to the beach. Was at Joss Bay earlier today and there were people with multiple tables and cheers with three course bloody meals and a bar’s worth of ale, oh and don’t get me started on the ghetto blaster pricks. 
  • EugenesAxe
    EugenesAxe Posts: 3,378
    BBC News presenters, interviewing someone, particularly via video link, ask them questions and then proceed to constantly interrupt or try to interrupt.

  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,914
    Bloke getting his feet out on a plane, walking up and down the aisle with what looked like a 10 year old plaster on one big toe.
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    EugenesAxe said:
    BBC News presenters, interviewing someone, particularly via video link, ask them questions and then proceed to constantly interrupt or try to interrupt.

    Naga Monchetty (spelling) makes a living out of it, vile woman 
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,534
    Macronate said:
    Bloke getting his feet out on a plane, walking up and down the aisle with what looked like a 10 year old plaster on one big toe.
    Woulda told the Air Marshall
  • Valley Ant
    Valley Ant Posts: 470
    American golf spectators chanting "USA, USA" every time an American holes a putt.
    During the Ryder Cup, President's Cup or similar event, it's fine. Any other event, it's unnecessary and irritating.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,196
    Valley Ant said:
    American golf spectators                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    unnecessary and irritating.
    Fixed that for you Ant... 

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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,196
    EugenesAxe said:
    BBC News presenters, interviewing someone, particularly via video link, ask them questions and then proceed to constantly interrupt or try to interrupt.

    Just the BBC presenters do this then? 
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,232
    Valley Ant said:
    American golf spectators chanting "USA, USA" every time an American holes a putt.
    During the Ryder Cup, President's Cup or similar event, it's fine. Any other event, it's unnecessary and irritating.
    …and “get in the hole”. 
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,859
    Solidgone said:
    Valley Ant said:
    American golf spectators chanting "USA, USA" every time an American holes a putt.
    During the Ryder Cup, President's Cup or similar event, it's fine. Any other event, it's unnecessary and irritating.
    …and “get in the hole”. 
    “MaShEd PoTaTo!!!”
    Piss off you dickheads. I’ll mash your fucking potato.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,681
    Shopping. Doesn't matter where you stand while she's looking someone will ask you to move.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,681
    usetobunkin said:
    Max Wall, lived Lee Green in the later part of his life 
    Drunk in the Hare and Billet on Blackheath back in the day and other Blackheath pubs too on occasion.
  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,739
    LenGlover said:
    Shopping. Doesn't matter where you stand while she's looking someone will ask you to move.
    You had me at shopping. Its pointless, just a waste of time
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 6,000
    Redvalleyeast said:
    LenGlover said:
    Shopping. Doesn't matter where you stand while she's looking someone will ask you to move.
    You had me at shopping. Its pointless, just a waste of time
    In particular, buying pointless tat like big pictures that say ‘HOME’ or ‘RELAX’, new towels just because you’ve had your bathroom decorated, those bloody ‘gift bags’ which cost more pointless money, new dresses as you can’t wear the one you wore before at someone else’s wedding. 

    Actually weddings. Especially ones that people have taken a year to prepare for, have bloody everything to match everything else - serviettes, tooth picks, toilet roll. Why not just go to Gretna Green and save the money for something better. 
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,534
    Selling cars to private buyers
  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,202
    Gribbo said:
    Selling cars to private buyers
    Oh yeah, had a guy buy a Berlingo van from me   Came back to me 15 months later and 14k miles and demanded I replace the head gasket because he had run it with a leaking rad and cooked it in traffic coming up Blackheath Hill.

    Another one wanted a new tyre 6 weeks after buying the car because the sidewall had a bulge and the rim was damaged after clipping a kerb.

  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,669
    Arsenetatters said:
    Redvalleyeast said:
    LenGlover said:
    Shopping. Doesn't matter where you stand while she's looking someone will ask you to move.
    You had me at shopping. Its pointless, just a waste of time
    In particular, buying pointless tat like big pictures that say ‘HOME’ or ‘RELAX’, new towels just because you’ve had your bathroom decorated, those bloody ‘gift bags’ which cost more pointless money, new dresses as you can’t wear the one you wore before at someone else’s wedding. 

    Actually weddings. Especially ones that people have taken a year to prepare for, have bloody everything to match everything else - serviettes, tooth picks, toilet roll. Why not just go to Gretna Green and save the money for something better. 
    Especially when the average cost of a wedding is 25k. Why? And then moan that you can’t get on the property laddder. Never understand it.

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  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,673
    KBslittlesis said:
    Arsenetatters said:
    Redvalleyeast said:
    LenGlover said:
    Shopping. Doesn't matter where you stand while she's looking someone will ask you to move.
    You had me at shopping. Its pointless, just a waste of time
    In particular, buying pointless tat like big pictures that say ‘HOME’ or ‘RELAX’, new towels just because you’ve had your bathroom decorated, those bloody ‘gift bags’ which cost more pointless money, new dresses as you can’t wear the one you wore before at someone else’s wedding. 

    Actually weddings. Especially ones that people have taken a year to prepare for, have bloody everything to match everything else - serviettes, tooth picks, toilet roll. Why not just go to Gretna Green and save the money for something better. 
    Especially when the average cost of a wedding is 25k. Why? And then moan that you can’t get on the property laddder. Never understand it.
    This with knobs on. Wife had a work colleague who had a 30k wedding but moaned about trying to bring up a kid in a one bedroom flat.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,080
    LargeAddick said:
    KBslittlesis said:
    Arsenetatters said:
    Redvalleyeast said:
    LenGlover said:
    Shopping. Doesn't matter where you stand while she's looking someone will ask you to move.
    You had me at shopping. Its pointless, just a waste of time
    In particular, buying pointless tat like big pictures that say ‘HOME’ or ‘RELAX’, new towels just because you’ve had your bathroom decorated, those bloody ‘gift bags’ which cost more pointless money, new dresses as you can’t wear the one you wore before at someone else’s wedding. 

    Actually weddings. Especially ones that people have taken a year to prepare for, have bloody everything to match everything else - serviettes, tooth picks, toilet roll. Why not just go to Gretna Green and save the money for something better. 
    Especially when the average cost of a wedding is 25k. Why? And then moan that you can’t get on the property laddder. Never understand it.
    This with knobs on. Wife had a work colleague who had a 30k wedding but moaned about trying to bring up a kid in a one bedroom flat.
    I'm going to a £30K wedding in a couple of weeks.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,997
    Arsenetatters said:
    Redvalleyeast said:
    LenGlover said:
    Shopping. Doesn't matter where you stand while she's looking someone will ask you to move.
    You had me at shopping. Its pointless, just a waste of time
    In particular, buying pointless tat like big pictures that say ‘HOME’ or ‘RELAX’, new towels just because you’ve had your bathroom decorated, those bloody ‘gift bags’ which cost more pointless money, new dresses as you can’t wear the one you wore before at someone else’s wedding. 

    Actually weddings. Especially ones that people have taken a year to prepare for, have bloody everything to match everything else - serviettes, tooth picks, toilet roll. Why not just go to Gretna Green and save the money for something better. stay single

  • Masterbrew
    Masterbrew Posts: 268
    My observation is that, the more expensive the wedding, the shorter the marriage...
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,080
    Masterbrew said:
    My observation is that, the more expensive the wedding, the shorter the marriage...
    I'd better not tell them.
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 6,000
    Masterbrew said:
    My observation is that, the more expensive the wedding, the shorter the marriage...
    My first wedding was in the 80s when you did it on a budget by hiring a local hall that had a license so you could set up your own bar on a trestle table. Marriage lasted 3 years. 
    Second wedding was in a registry office, cost £80 and we had two neighbours as witnesses followed by a bottle of champagne and a Wallace and Gromit iced cake from Sainsburys. It was also on April 1st at 9am. The ‘groom’ (an arch bastard as I later found out) went to work afterwards. Marriage lasted a year. 
    Met Mr Tatters and we’ve never married. Been together 24 years. 
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,766
    Arsenetatters said:
    Redvalleyeast said:
    LenGlover said:
    Shopping. Doesn't matter where you stand while she's looking someone will ask you to move.
    You had me at shopping. Its pointless, just a waste of time
    In particular, buying pointless tat like big pictures that say ‘HOME’ or ‘RELAX’, new towels just because you’ve had your bathroom decorated, those bloody ‘gift bags’ which cost more pointless money, new dresses as you can’t wear the one you wore before at someone else’s wedding. 

    Actually weddings. Especially ones that people have taken a year to prepare for, have bloody everything to match everything else - serviettes, tooth picks, toilet roll. Why not just go to Gretna Green and save the money for something better. 
    Aw, you old romantic ,you  <3
  • orpingtonRED
    orpingtonRED Posts: 3,474
    Fanny Fanackapan said:
    Arsenetatters said:
    Redvalleyeast said:
    LenGlover said:
    Shopping. Doesn't matter where you stand while she's looking someone will ask you to move.
    You had me at shopping. Its pointless, just a waste of time
    In particular, buying pointless tat like big pictures that say ‘HOME’ or ‘RELAX’, new towels just because you’ve had your bathroom decorated, those bloody ‘gift bags’ which cost more pointless money, new dresses as you can’t wear the one you wore before at someone else’s wedding. 

    Actually weddings. Especially ones that people have taken a year to prepare for, have bloody everything to match everything else - serviettes, tooth picks, toilet roll. Why not just go to Gretna Green and save the money for something better. 
    Aw, you old romantic ,you  Arsenetatters said:
    Masterbrew said:
    My observation is that, the more expensive the wedding, the shorter the marriage...
    My first wedding was in the 80s when you did it on a budget by hiring a local hall that had a license so you could set up your own bar on a trestle table. Marriage lasted 3 years. 
    Second wedding was in a registry office, cost £80 and we had two neighbours as witnesses followed by a bottle of champagne and a Wallace and Gromit iced cake from Sainsburys. It was also on April 1st at 9am. The ‘groom’ (an arch bastard as I later found out) went to work afterwards. Marriage lasted a year. 
    Met Mr Tatters and we’ve never married. Been together 24 years. 
    Glad you found your mate.
    What's an arch bastard ?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,907
    orpingtonRED said:
    Fanny Fanackapan said:
    Arsenetatters said:
    Redvalleyeast said:
    LenGlover said:
    Shopping. Doesn't matter where you stand while she's looking someone will ask you to move.
    You had me at shopping. Its pointless, just a waste of time
    In particular, buying pointless tat like big pictures that say ‘HOME’ or ‘RELAX’, new towels just because you’ve had your bathroom decorated, those bloody ‘gift bags’ which cost more pointless money, new dresses as you can’t wear the one you wore before at someone else’s wedding. 

    Actually weddings. Especially ones that people have taken a year to prepare for, have bloody everything to match everything else - serviettes, tooth picks, toilet roll. Why not just go to Gretna Green and save the money for something better. 
    Aw, you old romantic ,you  Arsenetatters said:
    Masterbrew said:
    My observation is that, the more expensive the wedding, the shorter the marriage...
    My first wedding was in the 80s when you did it on a budget by hiring a local hall that had a license so you could set up your own bar on a trestle table. Marriage lasted 3 years. 
    Second wedding was in a registry office, cost £80 and we had two neighbours as witnesses followed by a bottle of champagne and a Wallace and Gromit iced cake from Sainsburys. It was also on April 1st at 9am. The ‘groom’ (an arch bastard as I later found out) went to work afterwards. Marriage lasted a year. 
    Met Mr Tatters and we’ve never married. Been together 24 years. 
    Glad you found your mate.
    What's an arch bastard ?
    Sadistical yoga teacher 
  • orpingtonRED
    orpingtonRED Posts: 3,474
    AFKABartram said:
    orpingtonRED said:
    Fanny Fanackapan said:
    Arsenetatters said:
    Redvalleyeast said:
    LenGlover said:
    Shopping. Doesn't matter where you stand while she's looking someone will ask you to move.
    You had me at shopping. Its pointless, just a waste of time
    In particular, buying pointless tat like big pictures that say ‘HOME’ or ‘RELAX’, new towels just because you’ve had your bathroom decorated, those bloody ‘gift bags’ which cost more pointless money, new dresses as you can’t wear the one you wore before at someone else’s wedding. 

    Actually weddings. Especially ones that people have taken a year to prepare for, have bloody everything to match everything else - serviettes, tooth picks, toilet roll. Why not just go to Gretna Green and save the money for something better. 
    Aw, you old romantic ,you  Arsenetatters said:
    Masterbrew said:
    My observation is that, the more expensive the wedding, the shorter the marriage...
    My first wedding was in the 80s when you did it on a budget by hiring a local hall that had a license so you could set up your own bar on a trestle table. Marriage lasted 3 years. 
    Second wedding was in a registry office, cost £80 and we had two neighbours as witnesses followed by a bottle of champagne and a Wallace and Gromit iced cake from Sainsburys. It was also on April 1st at 9am. The ‘groom’ (an arch bastard as I later found out) went to work afterwards. Marriage lasted a year. 
    Met Mr Tatters and we’ve never married. Been together 24 years. 
    Glad you found your mate.
    What's an arch bastard ?
    Sadistical yoga teacher 
    I wanna know what an arch bastard is lol

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