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Macauley Bonne - now at Maldon & Tiptree (p36)

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  • FishCostaFortune
    FishCostaFortune Posts: 10,773
    I was going to post this yesterday when I saw it.

    I know he’s got a lot of grief from the Charlton fans, but after his celebration and then social media gloat when he scored his one goal for Cambridge against us - It’s great to see his continued decline. 
  • MarcusH26
    MarcusH26 Posts: 8,030
    Wonder if it will be big spending Chelmsford next to pair up with Lyle? Or if he'll have to drop into the Isthmian. 
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,347
    I was going to post this yesterday when I saw it.

    I know he’s got a lot of grief from the Charlton fans, but after his celebration and then social media gloat when he scored his one goal for Cambridge against us - It’s great to see his continued decline. 
    Plus he said he had "The last laugh" when he scored for Gillingham against us. I'm not sure that's true because I've been laughing every season since then.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,301
    I wonder if he's been offered a better deal elsewhere, as read that Southend were in talks with him. Do wonder if the Taylor / Bonne partnership will rock up at Chelmsford 
  • I have heard the dog and duck pub team took a look at him but decided that Jimmy 5 bellies was a better bet.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Another team he's left. Feels like it would be better to say his name in the style of a ventriloquist, Macauley Gonne.
  • IR94
    IR94 Posts: 743
    I am not one usually to celebrate the deterioration of a player's career, but Bonne is the exception, a truly horrible footballer and man to boot. I look forward to seeing him lumber out for VCD in 2 years' time. He is slowly finding his natural level after a fluke patch.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,350
    Did he hit anything on his way out of the car park?
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  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,727
    I wonder if he's been offered a better deal elsewhere, as read that Southend were in talks with him. Do wonder if the Taylor / Bonne partnership will rock up at Chelmsford 
    His instagram post doesn't sound like he wanted to leave Southend
  • IR94
    IR94 Posts: 743
    4 goals in 45, no wonder he didn't get a new deal
  • MintoHumbugs
    MintoHumbugs Posts: 753
    I wonder if he's been offered a better deal elsewhere, as read that Southend were in talks with him. Do wonder if the Taylor / Bonne partnership will rock up at Chelmsford 
    Southend offered him £5 a week.
    He will struggle to get a better offer elsewhere.
  • gmantaxi
    gmantaxi Posts: 333
    Never got the hate for Bonne , yes he wasn’t  very good apart from one season ( 11 goals in championship wasn’t it ) apparently a fluke , he got loads of abuse , gave a bit back now certain posters have hurty feelings. No doubt the same people who got all upset when Roger Johnson gave it back .
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,347
    edited August 14
    gmantaxi said:
    Never got the hate for Bonne , yes he wasn’t  very good apart from one season ( 11 goals in championship wasn’t it ) apparently a fluke , he got loads of abuse , gave a bit back now certain posters have hurty feelings. No doubt the same people who got all upset when Roger Johnson gave it back .
    https://youtu.be/y-XCfk_DSIk?si=7QgotfEh30hx_tLy
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,350
    Chunes said:
    gmantaxi said:
    Never got the hate for Bonne , yes he wasn’t  very good apart from one season ( 11 goals in championship wasn’t it ) apparently a fluke , he got loads of abuse , gave a bit back now certain posters have hurty feelings. No doubt the same people who got all upset when Roger Johnson gave it back .
    https://youtu.be/y-XCfk_DSIk?si=7QgotfEh30hx_tLy
    GOALFLASH  1 nil  - Bonne (2mins)
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,609
    Chunes said:
    gmantaxi said:
    Never got the hate for Bonne , yes he wasn’t  very good apart from one season ( 11 goals in championship wasn’t it ) apparently a fluke , he got loads of abuse , gave a bit back now certain posters have hurty feelings. No doubt the same people who got all upset when Roger Johnson gave it back .
    https://youtu.be/y-XCfk_DSIk?si=7QgotfEh30hx_tLy
    GOALFLASH  1 nil  - Bonne (2mins)
    Definitely an OG.
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,781
    Chunes said:
    gmantaxi said:
    Never got the hate for Bonne , yes he wasn’t  very good apart from one season ( 11 goals in championship wasn’t it ) apparently a fluke , he got loads of abuse , gave a bit back now certain posters have hurty feelings. No doubt the same people who got all upset when Roger Johnson gave it back .
    https://youtu.be/y-XCfk_DSIk?si=7QgotfEh30hx_tLy
    That bloke parked on his drive must think he’s angered the gods. 
    Two cars parked on the street opposite - not a scratch. 
    Parked on his drive - smashed up and his wall is fucked too!
  • MintoHumbugs
    MintoHumbugs Posts: 753
    May 2025 — Macauley Bonne has opened up on his struggles on and off the pitch before finding his love for football again at Southend United.

    August 2025 - Released by Southend 

    More a brief fling than a love affair.
  • Bod
    Bod Posts: 177
    He is a knob.
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  • It can't be a coincidence that Southend get rid of Bonne and are now sat top of the league.
  • CaptainRobbo
    CaptainRobbo Posts: 606
    Chunes said:
    gmantaxi said:
    Never got the hate for Bonne , yes he wasn’t  very good apart from one season ( 11 goals in championship wasn’t it ) apparently a fluke , he got loads of abuse , gave a bit back now certain posters have hurty feelings. No doubt the same people who got all upset when Roger Johnson gave it back .
    https://youtu.be/y-XCfk_DSIk?si=7QgotfEh30hx_tLy
    That bloke parked on his drive must think he’s angered the gods. 
    Two cars parked on the street opposite - not a scratch. 
    Parked on his drive - smashed up and his wall is fucked too!
    Bonne was more worried about any damage to his BMW than any injury to teammates onboard
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,609
    edited October 11
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  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,623
    To think QPR paid £2m for him just 5 years ago. 
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,609

  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,476

    Has he signed there so he can pretend to himself that he is still at QPR?
  • MarcusH26
    MarcusH26 Posts: 8,030
    Maldon are throwing cash around like crazy so not surprised Bonne has ended up there. 
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,781
    If he keeps signing for a team lower down the pyramid than his last one, I suppose he’ll eventually find his level…
  • MarcusH26
    MarcusH26 Posts: 8,030
    Maldon are Isthmian North and have Freddie Sears up top and Anthony Wordsworth on the bench. Feels like an ex Col U/Ipswich reunion!
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,046

    The manager, Kevin Horlock, has the look of a man who lost a bet there!  😂