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Macauley Bonne - Jan 2026 now left Maldon & Tiptree (p38)

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  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 7,147
    Bon Bonne. A nightclub in Sydenham where you could score a lot more than Macauley.
  • Almeriaddick
    Almeriaddick Posts: 13
    SporadicAddick said:
    Bon Bonne. A nightclub in Sydenham where you could score a lot more than Macauley.

    SporadicAddick said:
    Bon Bonne. A nightclub in Sydenham where you could score a lot more than Macauley.
    Bon Bonne was in Herne Hill.
  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,359
    Hope he doesn’t have to drive to get there.
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 7,147
    edited October 2025
    Almeriaddick said:
    SporadicAddick said:
    Bon Bonne. A nightclub in Sydenham where you could score a lot more than Macauley.

    SporadicAddick said:
    Bon Bonne. A nightclub in Sydenham where you could score a lot more than Macauley.
    Bon Bonne was in Herne Hill.

    You are right. I never went to Bon Bonne, I went to Bonnies which was Sydenham…
  • YTS1978
    YTS1978 Posts: 1,754
    edited October 2025
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:
    Not too dissimilar career wise to Josh Magennis 

    Bonne        played 396, 91 goals at an average of 4.35

    Magennis  played 547, 96 goals  at an average of 5.6

    Bonne has fallen off a cliff and now turns out for Malden and Tiptree at the age of 29, whilst Magennis played for NI against Germany last night, aged 35.

    It must be all about attitude.  I get the impression that Bonne thinks the world owes him a living whereas Madennis quietly gets on with making the most of what he's got. 


    Josh has done the business (to a certain extent) at every club he's been at and I dont think anyone has a bad word to say about him. Hes a proper professional and international footballer. He should never ever be mentioned in comparison with Bonne!!!

    Also, almost all off Bonne's goals are non league, whereas Magennis has been playing league football all of his career.
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,809

    Maldon & Tiptree......... Sounds like an accountancy firm. 

  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,608
    Macauley Bonne: Maldon striker set to face Salah at Afcon - BBC Sport
  • Charlton_Stu
    Charlton_Stu Posts: 3,925

  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 8,098
    Next club: The Dog and Duck 2nd XI, Clacton.
  • CaptainRobbo
    CaptainRobbo Posts: 1,492
    Could always team up with his old mate at Chelmsford 🐍

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  • Radostanradical
    Radostanradical Posts: 1,041
    Was never a fan of Bonnes even during his first spell with us.
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 15,048
    Radostanradical said:
    Was never a fan of Bonnes even during his first spell with us.
    I was staggered he had a career back then.  I was staggered he went to QPR for money.  I was suicidal when he returned to us.  I'm amazed he still has a job now and find it crazy he played at AFCON  

    Dreadful footballer and not a great human being

  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 35,045
    Next job will be as a Crash Test Dummy......one thing he IS good at 😀
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,950
    He reminds me of the taxi driver that turned up at the BBC to collect someone, and they thought he was the digital expert and rushed him through to the studios and interviewed him on live TV. He's like the football equivalent of that. 
  • arny23394
    arny23394 Posts: 1,350
    Chunes said:
    He reminds me of the taxi driver that turned up at the BBC to collect someone, and they thought he was the digital expert and rushed him through to the studios and interviewed him on live TV. He's like the football equivalent of that. 
    Bonne could only dream of putting in a performance like that fella did. 
  • BalladMan
    BalladMan Posts: 1,263
    His ass scored more goals than his left foot. Right place, right time. 
  • Athletico Charlton
    Athletico Charlton Posts: 14,629
    Charlton_Stu said:

    Still trying to find his level which is clearly not in the top 8 leagues of English football.  
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,940
    Swisdom said:
    Radostanradical said:
    Was never a fan of Bonnes even during his first spell with us.
    I was staggered he had a career back then.  I was staggered he went to QPR for money.  I was suicidal when he returned to us.  I'm amazed he still has a job now and find it crazy he played at AFCON  

    Dreadful footballer and not a great human being

    Did alright in the Championship, then just petered out. Think it went to his head. 
  • CaptainRobbo
    CaptainRobbo Posts: 1,492
    Athletico Charlton said:
    Charlton_Stu said:

    Still trying to find his level which is clearly not in the top 8 leagues of English football.  
    Is it too late for him to have a bash at Formula 1?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 29,512
    CaptainRobbo said:
    Athletico Charlton said:
    Charlton_Stu said:

    Still trying to find his level which is clearly not in the top 8 leagues of English football.  
    Is it too late for him to have a bash at Formula 1?
    He was about to take a free kick and was making sure the wall was back the full 10 yards.

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  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,359
    Perhaps he should be the face of ~ Bleak Hill Body and Paint. Resprays to suite all budgets.
  • fenaddick
    fenaddick Posts: 15,679
    Has signed for Billericay Town where will face such giants as Lewes, St Albans and Cray Valley PM
  • charltonbob
    charltonbob Posts: 8,488
    fenaddick said:
    Has signed for Billericay Town where will face such giants as Lewes, St Albans and Cray Valley PM
    Couldn't we have signed him as a free agent ? Just as back up in case Leaburns shoulder is worse than we thought ?
































































    I'm joking
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 15,048
    fenaddick said:
    Has signed for Billericay Town where will face such giants as Lewes, St Albans and Cray Valley PM
    I thought he was hoping to get snapped up by a national league team 
    I guess that didn’t work out so well.

    chancer of a player.  Crap human too 
  • SteveACS
    SteveACS Posts: 430
    fenaddick said:
    Has signed for Billericay Town where will face such giants as Lewes, St Albans and Cray Valley PM
    And Welling United
  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 36,617
    Signed for Billericay until the end of the season.
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,495
    SporadicAddick said:
    Almeriaddick said:
    SporadicAddick said:
    Bon Bonne. A nightclub in Sydenham where you could score a lot more than Macauley.

    SporadicAddick said:
    Bon Bonne. A nightclub in Sydenham where you could score a lot more than Macauley.
    Bon Bonne was in Herne Hill.

    You are right. I never went to Bon Bonne, I went to Bonnies which was Sydenham…
    Lived in SE26 for years, used Twilights at Cobbs Corner. Sorry, don't remember Bonnie's, probably before my time.......
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,950
    edited February 11
    Dazzler21 said:
    Swisdom said:
    Radostanradical said:
    Was never a fan of Bonnes even during his first spell with us.
    I was staggered he had a career back then.  I was staggered he went to QPR for money.  I was suicidal when he returned to us.  I'm amazed he still has a job now and find it crazy he played at AFCON  

    Dreadful footballer and not a great human being

    Did alright in the Championship, then just petered out. Think it went to his head. 
    Perhaps anyone can hit the form of their life, where everything is falling for them, but they will eventually fall back to their basic level of ability. And even the Champ, his general ability was clearly carthorse-level. 
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,468
    Still find it absolutely mental that he got 11 championship goals for us. Dreadful player
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 35,045
    fenaddick said:
    Has signed for Billericay Town where will face such giants as Lewes, St Albans and Cray Valley PM
    Once played at their ground in a match arranged by the place I was working for at the time (Gartmore in Brentwood).

    Only time I've played at a ground with advertising hoardings. Great sliding tackle sent their player flying over it. 

    Pitch muddy as hell - it was so bad that when I had a shower afterwards I went in with my kit still on to wash all the mud off.

    I knew one day Bonne would stoop down to my level 😄

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