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Snide and grass at work

pete_tong1
pete_tong1 Posts: 2,653
edited March 2007 in Other Football and Sports
any ideas on how to deal with a grass at work ? over something trival.

Comments

  • browny
    browny Posts: 1,091
    Kick the granny out of him,can't stand grasses.
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,583
    If its trivial just let it go.

    If it's something big then steal their feet.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,155
    quiet but honest word always the best way
  • browny
    browny Posts: 1,091
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]quiet but honest word always the best way
    Agree sorry about the previous post just had a really bad day.
    Still don't like grasses tho.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,723
    Discrediting them works well.

    Spread something plausible but untrue and watch the carnage when they scuttle off to tell the boss a load of cobblers.

    Alternatively use them to your advantage. If there is something you would like the boss to know but you don't particularly want to be the one telling him/her discuss the issue in the presence of the grass who won't be able to resist.
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    grasses are the worst form of pondlife. there was this awful grass in my old firm, so we put him in the big sink (in the print you understand rollers for dev machines require big sinks to wash) then tied him to a pallet and left him high and dry on the forklift in the yard! lets just say he didnt say anything else after that! and he left soon after. Grasses = pondlife imo
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    Wee in his coffee
    Shoe polish on his phone
    Drawing pins on his seat
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,184
    I think Len's got the right idea. Get them to grass up something that's not true. That'll do 'em up like a kipper. They'll think twice next time. Failing that kick sh*t out of them.......:-)
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    What did s/he grass about?
  • [cite]Posted By: MCS[/cite]grasses are the worst form of pondlife. there was this awful grass in my old firm, so we put him in the big sink (in the print you understand rollers for dev machines require big sinks to wash) then tied him to a pallet and left him high and dry on the forklift in the yard! lets just say he didnt say anything else after that! and he left soon after. Grasses = pondlife imo

    sounds like a banging out ceremony!

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  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    [cite]Posted By: son of selhurst[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: MCS[/cite]grasses are the worst form of pondlife. there was this awful grass in my old firm, so we put him in the big sink (in the print you understand rollers for dev machines require big sinks to wash) then tied him to a pallet and left him high and dry on the forklift in the yard! lets just say he didnt say anything else after that! and he left soon after. Grasses = pondlife imo

    sounds like a banging out ceremony!

    yup, i am in the print, and thats what we based it on, a proper old fashioned ink in ear pig shit on face banging out ceremony! dead right. I take it your in the print, or knnow someone who has been banged out?
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,593
    i used to work in print up until about a year ago was at the company for 5 years from the age of 17, they kept telling me they where going to get me banged out, now i know what it is. anyone else still in print?