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Words you can use instead of swear words.

Valley_floyd_red
Valley_floyd_red Posts: 3,194
edited November 2009 in General Charlton
I quite enjoyed the moderated forms of swearwords on the match thread this afternoon. I used:

Crikey!

Flipping heck!

Blimey!

Anymore?

Comments

  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,028
    Naff

    Bog off

    Shergar
  • fatkit
    fatkit Posts: 294
    muddyfunster
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 27,152
    Buggrit! (only works written down mind)
    Darn
    Rollocks
    Bloomin' heck
    and my personal favourite for use in front of my niece and nephew - BUM!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,190
    bumholes!
    gonads
    poxy
    toilet
    pony
    Jekyll
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    my all time fave and I use it quite a lot (especially when the kids are around) is GOON!
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,028
    Smudger??
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,125
    zut alors
  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,806
    Ballcocks
    Merde
    'Arris
    Do Do
  • Marco
    Marco Posts: 397
    heilig scheit
    heilig kak
    (sorry to any Dutchies reading)
    I particularly enjoy the way 'klootzak' fits any situation too.
  • Valley_floyd_red
    Valley_floyd_red Posts: 3,194
    I think swearing in a different language is still swearing.

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  • SilentAddick
    SilentAddick Posts: 1,603
    frickin, oi!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,292
    Feck, Queynte, Fecking Queynte
  • thewolfboy
    thewolfboy Posts: 2,949
    Assios is spanish for toilet (not sure if the spelling is right) but it makes a nice cussing sound with all the "ssss."
    So when someone cuts me up on the motorway they get an "Assssssios" from me! That tells 'em!
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,028
    If we're going foreign then

    Va ta en coulais
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 27,152
    I remember during one of the World Cup tournaments (probably Italia 90 come to think of it), ITV news had footage of a load of Italian fans jumping up and down chanting "Argentina! Vaffanculo!" which my italian speaking friend from Sixth Form had previously explained basically translates as "Go f*** yourself. Strangely enough it was missing from the next bulletin.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,569
    Lummy!
  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    fupp
    chunt

    e.g Jermaine Defoe is a rat faced fupping chunt.
  • Robbo on the wing
    Robbo on the wing Posts: 4,135
    Is bollocks a swear word?
    Good word. Can be used to describe either good or bad.
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,640
    foofin ell
    bollards
    scheiss
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,569
    edited November 2009
    Jodrell.

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  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,462
    Jog on as opposed to FUCK OFF lol
    Do 1
    Numpty
    Sunday Driver ( this is one i invented but it hasnt caught on yet, basically a C**t)
  • Can-addick
    Can-addick Posts: 691
    I've just been subjected to the same episode of Thomas and Friends three times in a row by our three year old.

    So, "cinders and ashes"!
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,147
    My grandmother was always saying 'Mucking Hell'

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