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Off_it
Off_it Posts: 28,895
edited December 2009 in Other Football and Sports
Isn't it the case that it's always the biggest a*seholes who have the overblown sense of self-importance to think that people need to have inane hourly updates of whatever it is they are doing.

Nobody cares that you're on the train. Nobody cares that 1905 a fat bloke with smelly breath is sitting opposite you, or that it's raining where you are. GET A F*CKING LIFE!

As nolly would say, "discuss".

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  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    edited December 2009
    Thanks for the update...
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,895
    [cite]Posted By: RedZed333[/cite]Thanks for the update...

    That would be funny ....... if you'd done it properly.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,045
    Where are you now Off-it?

    (seriously you're right - it's just tosh)
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,895
    edited December 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Where are you now Off-it?

    Sitting on the bog, backing one out.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,895
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Where are you now Off-it?

    Just on the paperwork now.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,895
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Where are you now Off-it?

    Now just waiting for the cistern to fill up for a second flush.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,895
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Where are you now Off-it?

    Three flushes and some extensive brush work, but all done now. Phew.
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    Are you still on the train...?
  • Valley_floyd_red
    Valley_floyd_red Posts: 3,194
    I find it quite useful for pre-match updates but I have to agree, people really do put too much useless crap on there. If you don't like it the best thing to do is to just not use it. Or get rid of the tweets you can't be arsed with.
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    edited December 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Where are you now Off-it?

    Three flushes and some extensive brush work, but all done now. Phew.
    Sounds like you're getting your twitters mixed up with your bLOGs....

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  • falconwood_1
    falconwood_1 Posts: 7,368
    I love Twatter, but then I do have an overblown sense of self-importance.
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    [cite]Posted By: falconwood_1[/cite]I love Twatter, but then I do have an overblown sense of self-importance.
    Do you have smelly breath too....?
  • QatarNapsy
    QatarNapsy Posts: 998
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Where are you now Off-it?

    Sitting on the bog, backing one out.
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Where are you now Off-it?

    Just on the paperwork now.
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Where are you now Off-it?

    Now just waiting for the cistern to fill up for a second flush.
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Where are you now Off-it?

    Three flushes and some extensive brush work, but all done now. Phew.

    Get a sweat on there ?
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,895
    It was a messy job - but someone had to do it!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,844
    @afka. Smashed. Sweating like Off It in a jump suit, ears buzzing, and the knowing expection that having the equivelent of 9 limes in my beers tonight is going to lead to gut rot of epidemic proportions in the morning. Typing this in a desperate attempt to keep myself awake. Goodn
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,001
    Over the 140 limit Dan.
  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,332
    Twitter=Sad fuc**rs
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    Another application that is for kids like Faceache.
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,073
    [cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]Another application that is for kids like Faceache.
    How much did/do you promote your dj'ing etc on FB mate?

    It's ok if the plus 40s don't get it, keep communicating with pigeons and smoke signals.
  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,332
    us over 40's dont wear cordruoy jackets ;-)

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  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,073
    Lol. You nob.
  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,332
    christ mate your wardrobe must be like a aladdins cave
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    [cite]Posted By: WSS[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]Another application that is for kids like Faceache.
    How much did/do you promote your dj'ing etc on FB mate?

    It's ok if the plus 40s don't get it, keep communicating with pigeons and smoke signals.

    Just from a different era fella that's all, don't get the iphone thing either myself, it's only a feckin phone, you use it for making calls. As for Faceache, does anyone actually use it anymore? Think twitter will go the same way within 12 months.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,159
    Not a twit, but I do faceache. Use it every day, have got business through it, re-connected with long lost school mates and relatives, found out about gigs, arranged meets etc. Plus have a bit of fun and banter with people - just like on here.

    Anyone who spends more than £20 on a mobile phone of any kind is a tit - FACT. ;-)
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,990
    Use facebook to look at birds. Nothing like a good perv during the evening.

    I dont get Twitter, no pictures.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,420
    Twitpic?
  • McLovin
    McLovin Posts: 2,307
    Waste of good net porn time.

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