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Ashley Cole Nicked

Chirpy Red
Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
edited March 2009 in Other Football and Sports
Drunk and disorderly. That's me most nights.

While the cat's away......
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  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    Mr Cole you have one phone call
  • pilchard
    pilchard Posts: 3,763
    What a Vile creature this knob truly is!
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,452
    If ever there was a need for a 10 stretch for D&D, its now.
  • Hanging is too good for him ;0)
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    £80 fine should dent his finances.
  • Community service in a disabled facility might teach the cocky pr*ck some lessons.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    this:

    snn3005a280_424865a.jpg


    or this:

    cheryl_tweedy_.jpg

    the guys a bell end now that is a FACT...
  • you do make a good point adam.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    [cite]Posted By: ShootersHillGuru[/cite]you do make a good point adam.

    Taken me a few days but i finaly found one... he he...
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    arrogant little twat, like so many so called "celebrities" these days, not worth 2 bob in my book.

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  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    Mouthing off and swearing at Policemen, great example to your young fans Ash, if you actually have any that is.....
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,274
    Flog him.

    Or chop off his TONGUE
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,761
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]Flog him.

    Or chop off his TONGUE

    Would ya though?
  • [cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]this:

    snn3005a280_424865a.jpg


    or this:

    cheryl_tweedy_.jpg

    the guys a bell end now that is a FACT...


    How exactly did she forgive him? I can understand Colleen forgiving Rooney cos she needed his fame and money but Cheryl doesn't need him in the slightest.
  • For our Deptford guest.......AC is a nasty, greedy, two faced knob.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,761
    [cite]Posted By: Chris_from_Sidcup[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]this:

    snn3005a280_424865a.jpg


    or this:

    cheryl_tweedy_.jpg

    the guys a bell end now that is a FACT...


    How exactly did she forgive him? I can understand Colleen forgiving Rooney cos she needed his fame and money but Cheryl doesn't need him in the slightest.

    No, she needs me (but just doesn't know it yet!)
  • BBClaus
    BBClaus Posts: 831
    the first picture + loads of alcohol = second picture
  • SE7
    SE7 Posts: 391
    I got this from wiki,

    On March 4th 2009, Cole was held after swearing at police officers outside a Central London nightclub. Police said a 28-year-old man was held in Brompton Road, South Kensington, at about 0215 GMT. He was taken to a police station and given an £80 fixed penalty which he could not afford to pay , and released at about 0530 GMT on the same day. Mr Ando, a BBC reporter said: "Cole was held after swearing repeatedly at police and refusing to calm down after emerging from Collections Nightclub in South Kensington at around 2am."

    WTF, is all that about, the man must be on between 50-100k a week, I'd hit him if I was a coper, wat a nasty piece of business he is
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,366
    As much as I dislike this pillock al he is actually done is something most of us probably have???

    Out of all the stupid things this skidmark has said and done this is not the most stupid
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]As much as I dislike this pillock al he is actually done is something most of us probably have???

    Out of all the stupid things this skidmark has said and done this is not the most stupid

    Drunk yes, often. Swearing at the police - NEVER. I just wouldn't dare. I grew up scared whitless of the police. But then I'm from a different generation.....

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  • HandG
    HandG Posts: 2,138
    It's the kind of thing i did with my mates when i was 18 but the guy's pushing 30 ffs! He's a dick of the highest order.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,366
    edited March 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Chirpy Red[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]As much as I dislike this pillock al he is actually done is something most of us probably have???

    Out of all the stupid things this skidmark has said and done this is not the most stupid

    Drunk yes, often. Swearing at the police - NEVER. I just wouldn't dare. I grew up scared whitless of the police. But then I'm from a different generation.....

    You don't have to swear at a policeman to be considered disorderly. Not the point I know, as HandG says, the 'man' is nearly 30. Maybe hiding his sexuality for all these years in a marriage of convenience is taking it's toll.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,274
    lol carter. Like it.
  • In trouble again

    Idiot
  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,462
    wat a dick that bloke really is, thought he was alright before he went to chelski now up his own ars!

    How could any man that was with cheryl cole cheat is beyond me also

    although he is best leftback in the world imho
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    edited January 2010
    Obviously a trumped up charge.

    Who could possibly get up to 104mph on the Kingston by pass at midday? :-)
  • cafcdan18
    cafcdan18 Posts: 3,664
    Stopped Chris Powell winning more England caps, Powell would maybe have gone to 2002 world cup but for Cashley, that's why I dislike him.
  • CP had his moment but it was a little bit too late in his career to be an England regular.
  • ParkinsonOut
    ParkinsonOut Posts: 1,509
    He's a c*nt and an example of all that is wrong with football today - overpaid underworked arseholes who haven't got a clue what it's like to live in the real world.
  • supaclive
    supaclive Posts: 6,529
    Doing 104mph - he deserves to lose his license and spend some time in nick!