Worst/Funniest Song Lyrics

Ella ella ella eh eh ella ella ella under my umbrella... shocking...

No no no no no no no no no no no there's no limits...

One of 90's pop group Bros alledged 'songs' went like this

'most of my friends were strangers when I met them'

No Sh1t!

I was looking for a job then I found a job and heavens knows I'm miserable now...

Plenty of mozza songs great lyrics.

If a 10 ton truck smashes into us, to die by your side well the pleasure the pleasure is all mine.

"Its 1 o'clock and time for lunch......dum de dum de dum. "

I know what I like (in your wardrobe) - Genesis

or


"1 2 3 4 can I have a little more
5 6 7 8 I love you"

All together now - The Beatles.

or

"number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9..........."

Revolution 9 - The Beatles.

Oasis - Supersonic

You need to be yourself
You can't be no one else
I know a girl called Elsa
She's into Alka Seltzer
She sniffs it through a cane on a supersonic train
She made me laugh
I got her autograph
She done it with a doctor on a helicopter
She's sniffin in her tissue
Sellin' the Big Issue


What a bunch of bellends.

Noel Gallagher a good song writer? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Whacky lyrics? Check this one out...

http://www.lyricsdownload.com/nervous-norvus-transfusion-lyrics.html

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains


Shakira. When ever, where ever.

Long Haired Lover from Liverpool.................Yuck!

Leader of the Laundromat by the Detergents (classic 1960's parody of the Shangri-Las Leader of the Pack.

My folks were always putting her down (down, down)
Because her laundry came back brown (brown, brown)
I don't care if they think she's bad
I fell in love cuz she looked so sad
I got a date tonight with the Leader of the Laundromat.

Lorraine - Bad Manners

So bad it's funny.

"Lorraine punched me on the nose, so I slapped her round the head,
Then we talked the whole thing out, and went straight to bed,
(Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)

But now I've found her, don't want to kill her,
But now I've found her, don't want to kill her,
But now I've found her, don't want to kill her,
But now I've found her, don't want to kill her,

Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine."

Feel like asking a tree for an autograph
And I feel like making love to a photograph
Photographs don't smell

Give it to the Soft Boys - Soft Boys

26 comments and no one's mentioned the Black Eyed Peas

[cite]Posted By: Where Is The Love[/cite]Overseas, yeah, we try to stop terrorism
But we still got terrorists here livin'
In the USA, the big CIA
The Bloods and The Crips and the KKK
But if you only have love for your own race
Then you only leave space to discriminate
And to discriminate only generates hate
And when you hate then you're bound to get irate, yeah
Madness is what you demonstrate
And that's exactly how anger works and operates

[cite]Posted By: My Humps[/cite]What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

[cite]Posted By: I Gotta Feeling[/cite]Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday
(Do it!)
Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday
(Do it!)
Get, get, get, get, get with us, you know what we say, say
Party every day, p-p-p-party every day

[cite]Posted By: Let's Get Retarded[/cite]In this context, there's no disrespect, so, when I bust my rhyme, you break your necks.
We got five minutes for us to disconnect, from all intellect collect the rhythm effect.
Obstacles are inefficient, follow your intuition, free your inner soul and break away from tradition.

[cite]Posted By: Don't Phunk With My Heart[/cite]Girl, you know you got me, got me
With your pistol shot me, shot me
And I'm here helplessly
In love and nothing can stop me
You can't stop me cause once I start it
Can't return me cause once you bought it

[cite]Posted By: Don't Lie[/cite]Hey, baby my nose is getting big
I noticed it be growing when I been telling them fibs
Now you say your trust's getting weaker
Probably coz my lies just started getting deeper
And the reason for my confession is that I learn my lesson
And I really think you ought to know the truth
Because I lied and I cheated and I lied a little more
But after I did it I don't know what I did it for
I admit that I have been a little immature
Fucking with your heart like I was the predator
In my book of lies I was the editor
And the author
I forged my signature

[cite]Posted By: Boom Boom Pow[/cite]I like that boom boom pow
Them chicken jackin' my style
They try copy my swagger
I'm on that next shit now
I'm so three thousand and eight
You so two thousand and late

I'm on the supersonic boom
Y'all hear the space shit zoom
When when I step inside the room them girls go apeshit, uh

I'm a beast when you turn me on
Into the future cybertron
Harder, faster, better, stronger
Sexy ladies extra longer

Here we go, here we go
Satellite radio
Y'all getting hit with (Boom boom)
Beats so big I'm steppin on leprechauns
Shitin' on y'all you with the (Boom boom)

Special mention for

[cite]Posted By: Fergie[/cite]How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London London wanna go down
Like London London London

you think some of them are terrible? i used to listen to sh*te like this when i was a teen. Birthday by Sugarcubes

'she lives in this house over there, has her world outside it.
grapples with the earth with her fingers and her mouth--she's five years old.
thread worms on a string, keeps spiders in her pocket, collects fly-wings in
a jar scrubs horse flies and pinches them on a line.

she's got one friend he lives next door, they listen to the weather, he knows how many freckles she's got, she
scratches his beard. she's painting huge books, glues them together,
they saw a big raven; it glided down the sky--she touched it.

today's a birthday-they're sucking cigars, he got a chain of flowers, sows a bird in her
knickers, they're sucking cigars, lie in the bathtub, chain of flowers.'

total nuts!!!

Pavement lyrics are always a bit out there.

Tangled in the midst of all the trust
the way you pissed inside
the brain file technology drives.
Show me you dots now.
Who was it that said the world
was mainly all divorces and spare change?
Let's lethalize our slingshots and swallow propane.

Senior year abroad i ripped the pea out of the pod.
In store for three months of exile in spain.
Where was the danger?
Watch out for the gypsy children in electric dresses
they're insane.
I hear they live in crematoriums
and smoke your remains.