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Would Ya - TV Cooks special

Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
edited March 2010 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Seconds please or no thanks I'm on a diet

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  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,330
    I met the one on the right at the Valley. Nice lady. I think she must be a Man united fan, because she was wearing one of their green and yellow scarves.
  • allez les addicks
    allez les addicks Posts: 1,432
    Nigella isn't much of a Would Ya, where's the debate in that...have you seen the way she licks her fingers????

    and Delia's a no thanks im on a diet, past it's sell by date for me
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    Yes to Nigella and a "Let's not be havin' you!" to Delia.
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    I thought this was going to be Jamie Oliver or Gordon Ramsay

    Nigella's not a Would Ya - of course ya would

    Delia, no thanks.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    I would make the sexlove with Nigella

    The one thing though is the name. What could you shorten it to? Nige for gods sake?!!?

    But yes I would Nigella, ella, ella eeh

    And a dirty great no to Delia
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    Henners - as others have posted, Nigella is a nonsense request. Anyone who wouldn;t is gay - fact.

    Delia, on the other hand - good one. Personally it's a 'no' for me - though I bet she bangs like a screen door in the wind.
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,976
    Isn't Nigella about 50 now or have I got that all wrong?
    I'd imagine she's pretty roper without all the tv makeup etc - she's a maybe

    DeliA is a big no no no
  • TEL
    TEL Posts: 10,100
    Delia yes, the Trollope no
  • oldbloke
    oldbloke Posts: 931
    Delia's 69 years old......behave
  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,410
    Yes for numero uno
    No way jose for Delia
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  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,017
    Nigella is proper MILF. The only woman that can make a cookery show look like Porn. The answers Yes, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.
    Delia, no. Sorry love, you look far too much like my mates Mum...and that would be just plain wrong.
  • Valley11
    Valley11 Posts: 11,982
    Nigella is OK - but Merrilees Parker....now then.
  • oldbloke
    oldbloke Posts: 931
    As delia comes from bexleyheath i suspect at least one addicks had a go in th past?
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Milf Yes

    Gilf double cream on top yes
  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,410
    [cite]Posted By: JohnBoyUK[/cite]Delia, no. Sorry love, you look far too much like my mates Mum...and that would be just plain wrong.

    thats not so wrong ;o)
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Yeah Delia is a Bexleyheath bird, must love it. Its a yes to both.

    Plus they would cook a mean breakfast.
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    [cite]Posted By: oldbloke[/cite]As delia comes from bexleyheath i suspect at least one addicks had a go in th past?

    Yep
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    this tv cook is better http://www.zimbio.com/Sophie+Dahl/articles/tOhixIhfEID/Nick+Gilmartin+Move+Over+Nigella+Sexy+Sophie , or one of these http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qmLMxcfuA7w/Sp7MZwYazNI/AAAAAAAAB8E/JRPg7piNfu0/s400/two-fat-ladies_l.jpg
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    edited March 2010
    Nigella all day and all night

    Old Moose delia not even in her younger days!
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,071
    If you say no to Nigella you're gay. FACT.

    Delia, probably as she'll cook you a good breakfast.
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  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    If Delia is from Bexleyheath why doesn't she support us?
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    [cite]Posted By: LenGlover[/cite]If Delia is from Bexleyheath why doesn't she support us?

    She's a bitch.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    I'm astounded a few of you have said you would sleep with a 69 YEAR OLD, because she can cook

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  • Wilma
    Wilma Posts: 1,618
    I don't like Nigella's recipes, Delia is much better. So a Yes to Delia - but only if the Would Ya is "Would Ya buy her cookery book?" :-)
    [cite]Posted By: IA[/cite]I thought this was going to be Jamie Oliver or Gordon Ramsay

    Yes to Gordon but no to Jamie.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    I see Sophie Dahl is getting in on the TV cook act as well. Imagine her and Nigalla popping round to help you with the roast...

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