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The Delicious Miss Dahl

Goonerhater
Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
edited March 2010 in Not Sports Related
mmmmmmmmmmmm yes please. A real woman. She made Eaton Mess yesterday, im sure there were a few messes elsewhere.

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  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,073
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,843
    It is fantastic filth of the highest order. Was fixated watching last week's one. I'm pretty sure she cooked something at some point as well.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,438
    Mmmmm... Her and Nigella, at the same time. Jesus Christ I think I've just messed myself!
  • Heath Hero
    Heath Hero Posts: 1,520
    I was going to post about this. Obviously I would, but is there really any need for her to be reading poetry?! Every week she appears to disappear further and further up her own backside. And how she ever felt it appropriate to marry that piano-playing dwarf is beyond me.
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]Mmmmm... Her and Nigella, at the same time. Jesus Christ I think I've just messed myself!

    I did consider it a pity that the top she was wearing last night hadn't made it on to one of Nigella's shows...
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,251
    Nigella was a goddess but is now all bottox.

    Always expect Sophie to do that wiggly dance from Tales of the unexpected.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,611
    [cite]Posted By: Heath Hero[/cite]And how she ever felt it appropriate to marry that piano-playing dwarf is beyond me.

    didn't know AFKA could play the piano ;-)
  • Heath Hero
    Heath Hero Posts: 1,520
    edited March 2010
    If he was married to her, I doubt he'd want to waste time setting up a Charlton related message board!
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    [cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Heath Hero[/cite]And how she ever felt it appropriate to marry that piano-playing dwarf is beyond me.

    didn't know AFKA could play the piano ;-)

    no its the fiddle..
  • ChicagoAddick
    ChicagoAddick Posts: 4,394
    Superb sort, if I could get her to read Charlie and the Chocolate factory by her Grandfather to me whilst I was nibbling her bits I would be in heaven.
  • Heath Hero
    Heath Hero Posts: 1,520
    [cite]Posted By: ChicagoAddick[/cite]Superb sort, if I could get her to read Charlie and the Chocolate factory by her Grandfather to me whilst I was nibbling her bits I would be in heaven.

    Brilliant. Quote of the day easily.

    Presumably what would make it perfect would be Nigella getting the tea on at the same time?

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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,690
    [cite]Posted By: ChicagoAddick[/cite]Superb sort, if I could get her to read Charlie and the Chocolate factory by her Grandfather to me whilst I was nibbling her bits I would be in heaven.

    Wouldn't the thought of Simon Jordan appearing half way through put you off?
  • ChicagoAddick
    ChicagoAddick Posts: 4,394
    I'd be done and dusted by half-time and on my way home Guinness tbh.
  • falconwood_1
    falconwood_1 Posts: 7,368
    Makes me laugh, all these upper class twerps slumming it doing cookery programmes. . . she's no Nigella.
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    edited March 2010
    look at that smile ! its saying " yes you know i would"


    yes Nigella or Sophie its hard a toss up between them ?
  • Heath Hero
    Heath Hero Posts: 1,520
    [cite]Posted By: falconwood_1[/cite]Makes me laugh, all these upper class twerps slumming it doing cookery programmes. . . she's no Nigella.[div class=Attachments id=Attachments_667533 noWrap=false][ul compact=false][div noWrap=false]nigellaES0409_468x614.jpg[/div][/ul][/div]

    And lo, on the 3rd day God did create woman.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,990
    Neither are what i would call my type, but they both give me the horn. not much doesnt to be fair.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Prefered sophie when she was bigger to be honest.. looks like a cat now.. still would have a fumble of her giant peaches and have a ride in her glass elevator...

    Only on her can we do roald dahl realted filth...

    Love cl.
  • Heath Hero
    Heath Hero Posts: 1,520
    Dahl - take it or leave it.

    Lawson - I would be willing to be celibate for the rest of my life if I could have a go at that. Ubermilf.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,990
    [cite]Posted By: Heath Hero[/cite]Lawson - I would be willing to be celibate for the rest of my life if I could have a go at that. Ubermilf.

    woah lets not get carried away. That c word should be banned from the english language.
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    she is a mousse

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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,159
    [cite]Posted By: Goonerhater[/cite]
    Nigella or Sophie its hard a toss up between them ?

    It would be and I would love to...
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Them 2, a bottle of jack and big ole pile of bolivian marching powder for the night.. I think I would would I sacrifice a couple of limbs for that night of fun.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421
    edited March 2010
    [cite]Posted By: ads[/cite]she is a mousse

    NO! its an Ice cream sundae ; )
  • Heath Hero
    Heath Hero Posts: 1,520
    I would, which is why I've not posted on the weight thread!
  • Cordoban Addick
    Cordoban Addick Posts: 5,448
    [cite]Posted By: Algarveaddick[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Goonerhater[/cite]
    Nigella or Sophie its hard a toss up between them ?

    It would be and I would love to...

    Algarve!!! I really had to show great restraint not to make the same comment, what with the new family orientated CL. Obviously I needn't have bothered.
  • Marco
    Marco Posts: 397
    Sophie Dahl is gorgeous.
    She must be as I didn't turn the whole thing off last week when she started spouting poetry in a COOKING show!

    Sophie is Nigella 15 years ago and Delia 35 years ago.
    Sophie and Nigella still have it in bucketloads.

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