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Gordon Brown and Easter...

Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the British Diplomats accompanying him: 'You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just £100.'
The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks: 'Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £100? With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games or help the elderly'.
The British Diplomats replied: 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'

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