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A cheeky joke.

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  • Marco
    Marco Posts: 397
    how it should be done
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    Went out with a redhead last night, no hair, just a red head...
  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,913
    Cheeky one for Sunday....

    Why do Seagull's have wings?








    So they can beat gypsies to the dump.
  • LouisMend
    LouisMend Posts: 5,446
    Guy 1: "If my boss doesn't take back what he said to me, I'm leaving the company."
    Guy 2: "What did he say?"
    Guy 1: "Leave the company."
  • McLovin
    McLovin Posts: 2,307
    What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft.

    A flat minor.
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Q: What goes clip-clop-clip-clop-bang-bang-clip-clop-clip-clop?

    A: An Amish drive by shooting.
  • HopkinsCAFC
    HopkinsCAFC Posts: 8
    edited July 2010
    Type; French Military Victories into google and hit I'm feeling lucky, I need say no more.
  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,913
    Just found out my girlfriend isn't coming round tonight afterall.It is abit of a relief because my wife on the other hand has decided to stay in.
  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 1,849
    What goes 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, clunk?










    A centipede with a wooden leg.
  • Penfolds Perm
    Penfolds Perm Posts: 550
    My dog Called Minton keeps eating shuttlecocks

    Bad Minton
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  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    [cite]Posted By: Stuart the Red[/cite]What goes 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, clunk?

    I thought it was Palace at first
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    I have got a dog with no legs called Woodbine.
    I take it out into the garden for a drag.
  • GNelson
    GNelson Posts: 564
    I bought battery hen eggs. Batteries weren't included.

    Didn't realise that I had a hole in my wallet until the penny dropped.

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