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GNelson
GNelson Posts: 565
edited September 2010 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
I'm hoping that when this life ends I'll be told how many hours I've wasted going upstairs only to completely forget what I went upstairs to get.

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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,638
    How many hours I've spent in the covered end choir.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,907
    looking for keys

    finding out whether players are available for sunday
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    Kelly Brooks...
  • DaveStorry
    DaveStorry Posts: 989
    edited September 2010
    I'm sure plenty of you will enjoy this.

    Time yourselves next time you have a pony and you can tell your boss how much he/she's paid you to go !!

    http://pootimer.tenfourzero.net/

    P.S Isn't Kelly Brooks getting it all, off in Playboy soon? Or did I miss it ?
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,934
    The number of pints I've drunk over the years. And the number of times I have been proper battered.

    Might be approaching double figures for each.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    how long i have spent on hear whilst at work
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,934
    [cite]Posted By: DaveStorry[/cite]
    P.S Isn't Kelly Brooks getting it all, off in Playboy soon? Or did I miss it ?

    Google it mate. Well worth a look.
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    How many times I double checked the front door was locked when I went to bed. Would also like to know how many times it was unlocked when I didn't double check.

    How much time I spend arguing at school governor meetings about why we do not need to go through the minutes line by line as 'everyone should have read them by now'
  • valleyman1973
    valleyman1973 Posts: 1,226
    How much tea I've drunk

    Holly willoughby's vital stats
  • GNelson
    GNelson Posts: 565
    edited September 2010
    [cite]Posted By: kigelia[/cite]
    How much time I spend arguing at school governor meetings about why we do not need to go through the minutes line by line as 'everyone should have read them by now'
    Second that one, for most of the meetings I've been in...

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  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,870
    How often all that maths I learned at school, which I knew would be no use whatsoever at any time in my life, ultimately proves to be useful.

    So far, I can only think of one time ... when I repaired my garden trellis and, by using complex algebra and trigonometry, I managed to save about £1-40 on wood.

    Trust me, kids. It all seems pointless right now. And it is.
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,096
    How many women look at my Facebook lol
  • cafcdan18
    cafcdan18 Posts: 3,664
    Rachel Riley's vital stats.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,449
    How long I've spent studying and revising for IT exams. I got into this field for the fast cars, fancy clothes and loose women. I stay for the subnetting, SAN provisioning and firewall rulesets.
  • siblers
    siblers Posts: 2,032
    Fifa 10. Play a ridiculous amount of it, probably about 16-20 hours a week.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,966
    How many of us were loopy enough to go to Exeter, bumble our way through a 90 minute yawn fest, only to softly concede in the last minute?
  • Vinnie V.
    Vinnie V. Posts: 1,509
    If i could get all the beer i've ever had, would it be enough to fill up the pub?
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,870
    [cite]Posted By: cafcdan18[/cite]Rachel Riley's vital stats.

    She is pencil thin. Remember that TV adds pounds.

    But gorgeous.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,966
    Is that you, Dave - the one on the right, I mean?
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,870
    [cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]Is that you, Dave - the one on the right, I mean?

    Yes, this is a picture from my ... ahem ... private collection.

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  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,966
    lol ..... oh, sorry I'm not allowed to post lol anymore.
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    How many times I've said 'Never again' after 48 hours of necking it down...

    My iPod is still shaking as I write this sentence...

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