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Some kind of time keeper at The Valley

conza-cafc
conza-cafc Posts: 191
edited October 2010 in General Charlton
I think that it is very annoying that there isn't a little clock built into a sideboard or something. How are we suppose to know how longs left without asking the bloke next to you to borrow his watch .

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  • Yes, they could put it on a screen somewhere...
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,887
    People don't wear watches these days.

    I hear that some of those new-fangled phone thingies have clocks inside them.

    Egg-timer app or something.

    Try to keep up.
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    Who cares
  • What you should do is count in your head each second. In a 45 minute half there will be 2,700 seconds, failing that look at your phone/watch.
  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,866
    Thought there was an idea about putting a small clock in the ground, but money is tight.

    Otherwise, use your phone or watch
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,637
    Young peopel today when i was youth, I took egg timer down ta valley and every three minutes turned it over - simples
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,471
    I like the idea of a sideboard at the Valley

    Maybe with built in radiogram and a drinks cabinet
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,887
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]I like the idea of a sideboard at the Valley

    Maybe with built in radiogram and a drinks cabinet

    And a biscuit barrel on top?
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,266
    but which saddo's actually remember to check their watches when the kick off whistle blows? We dont always start at 3pm on the dot do we?
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,887
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]but which saddo's actually remember to check their watches when the kick off whistle blows? We dont always start at 3pm on the dot do we?

    You're right.

    We'd need some kind of a signal.

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  • But how on earth would that be possible?
    What with FIFAs reluctance to use technology to improve the game for us poor fans.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,471
    [cite]Posted By: Dave Rudd[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]I like the idea of a sideboard at the Valley

    Maybe with built in radiogram and a drinks cabinet

    And a biscuit barrel on top?

    Oh yes and an ice bucket shaped like a pineapple


    [cite]Posted By: Floyd Montana[/cite]But how on earth would that be possible?
    What with FIFAs reluctance to use technology to improve the game for us poor fans.

    Don't think it has to be high tech. Maybe if the ref rang a bell to remind us?
  • [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    Oh yes and an ice bucket shaped like a pineapple

    Could the drinks cabinet perhaps be shaped like a globe, and on wheels?
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    Don't think it has to be high tech. Maybe if the ref rang a bell to remind us?

    It will NEVER catch on FACT
    Surely there must be another way? A Rank style gong?
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,887
    The ref, yes. Of course.

    He could switch on the radiogram.
  • Sorted
    Now....

    Fédération Internationale de Football Association

    FIFA-Strasse 20,
    P.O. Box 8044 Zurich, Switzerland
    Tel : +41-(0)43 222 7777,
    Fax : +41-(0)43 222 7878.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,471
    hard choice.

    Rank Film type gong banger (one for the ladies) or turning on the radiogram with a nice bit of Harry Belafonte or the Andrews Sisters.

    Only problem with using the radiogram is that they take a while to warm up so I think it's the gong unless someone can think of a smaller, transportable audible signalling device.
  • Surely with flags already incorporated into the adjudication process, semaphore would be the simplest and most convenient method?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,471
    [cite]Posted By: Floyd Montana[/cite]Surely with flags already incorporated into the adjudication process, semaphore would be the simplest and most convenient method?

    Since the shameful abolition of national service young people are no longer taught semaphore so I think that has to ruled out although we could print the signals on the cover of the programme.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,450
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]hard choice.

    Rank Film type gong banger (one for the ladies) or turning on the radiogram with a nice bit of Harry Belafonte or the Andrews Sisters.

    Only problem with using the radiogram is that they take a while to warm up so I think it's the gong unless someone can think of a smaller, transportable audible signalling device.

    Just a thought, What about a whistle?
  • Good point. Darn.
    Dont they have an idea on top of the Observatory we could copy?

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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,471
    [cite]Posted By: Floyd Montana[/cite]Good point. Darn.
    Dont they have an idea on top of the Observatory we could copy?

    That's the type of thing we need.
    [cite]Posted By: T.C.E[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]hard choice.

    Rank Film type gong banger (one for the ladies) or turning on the radiogram with a nice bit of Harry Belafonte or the Andrews Sisters.

    Only problem with using the radiogram is that they take a while to warm up so I think it's the gong unless someone can think of a smaller, transportable audible signalling device.

    Just a thought, What about a whistle?

    Stick to Teddy Bear care, mate, if that is the best you can come up with. A whistle! As if!
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,887
    Actually, Henry, it's not a bad idea ... apart from the one obvious flaw.

    Our signal would get confused with the ref whistling for the start of the match. After all, they would have to happen at exactly the same moment.

    Also, how would the ref blow two whistles simultaneously?

    Sometimes people just don't think their ideas through.

    I prefer the idea of the ref playing an accordion.
  • shamkat
    shamkat Posts: 190
    whistle...too much margin for error.

    for me it has to be a massive egg timer (ideally situated in our goal mouth), turned at the start of each half by celebrity dwarfs.

    sorted.
  • Oh come on Sham!
    Lets go big on this one.
    Surely we should fill the giant egg timer with celebrity dwarfs
  • The Peanut man starts his round at kick off, ask him how long to go when he passes by.
  • You could watch the West stand, and as you see people leaving, you know there's about 10 minutes left of the game.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,266
    Poor Conza.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,489
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]Poor Conza.
    Was just thinking that!
  • Ive got it
    A large post erected on the centre spot, with Mr Powell marking out time divisions.

    Not sure this would work for evening kick-offs
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Cliquey thread