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Stupid Song Tuesday
AFKABartram
Posts: 57,822
Do you worst !!
To Brown Girl in the Ring
Long neck, tiny head, Benno Benno Benno
Got a long neck, tiny head, Beeeeno Benno Benno
Long neck tiny head, Benno Benno Benno
He's got a long neck and a tiny head, Benno !!
To Brown Girl in the Ring
Long neck, tiny head, Benno Benno Benno
Got a long neck, tiny head, Beeeeno Benno Benno
Long neck tiny head, Benno Benno Benno
He's got a long neck and a tiny head, Benno !!
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quite catching mate,got to be better than the drone song cafc cafc0
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(one for the ladies)
new kids on the block - the right stuff
he is scott wagstaff baaaaby
aaand he really turns me on
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh...the wag staff
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh...the wag staff0 -
[cite]Posted By: nolly[/cite]quite catching mate,got to be better than the drone song cafc cafc
Eh?!
what rubbish.
That song is unique, it is a CAFC song that no other club sings and it isnt the same old crap songs we hear everyweek with the only diffence being the oppo's team name inserted at some point. Also it can get the whole ground joining in.
As apposed to VFR - We all follow the Charlton etc.etc.0 -
Beeen- no
Beeen -no
We'd walk a million miles (as long as it is local or a new ground)
for one of your goals
Oh, Benn- no0 -
Ive been singing this for a little while now. Got a load of laughs, but nothing else.
Lady Gaga - Paparazzi
Im your biggest fan, I follow you until you love me.
Akpo Akpo Sodje0 -
[cite]Posted By: Stewart[/cite]
Im your biggest fan, I follow you until you love me.
Akpo Akpo Sodje
lol, love it !0 -
Never to rear its head in public, i give you Nelly the Elephant !
Benno from Dagenham packed his trunk and said goodbye to the Daggers
He played some games and the Charlton fans thought
Chump, Chump Chump
Then Benno from Dagenham hit the net and the fans began to like him
Scoring goals with his left and his right
Thump, Thump, Thump
He scored the winner at Carlisle
Far far away
Some still not sure, they think he’s poor, can he score against Wednesday ?0 -
There's only onnnnnne, Paul Benson.
Only onnnnnne, Paul Benson.
We thought he wass shite,
But now he's alright
Walking in a Benno Wonderland0 -
[cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]Never to rear its head in public, i give you Nelly the Elephant !
Benno from Dagenham packed his trunk and said goodbye to the Daggers
He played some games and the Charlton fans thought
Chump, Chump Chump
Then Benno from Dagenham hit the net and the fans began to like him
Scoring goals with his left and his right
Thump, Thump, Thump
Brilliant :L0 -
You did say stupid...
To the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Geriatric pitch invader,
Geriatric pitch invader,
Geriatric pitch invader,
Hero in a winter coat
Fan power!
He supports the worlds most mediocre team, (they're really shit)
His heroes wear a red kit and the keeper green, (hey - it's now pink)
When the nice guy Parky cracks,
The geriatric don't cut him no slack!
Geriatric pitch invaders,
Geriatric pitch invaders
...erm, got stuck there
Can anyone finish it off?0 - Sponsored links:
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We all agree , Benson is better than Killer0
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ga ga Joe Anyinsah
ga ga Joe Anyinsah
to the tune of Bad Romance Lady Gaga0 -
[cite]Posted By: Stewart[/cite]Ive been singing this for a little while now. Got a load of laughs, but nothing else.
Lady Gaga - Paparazzi
Im your biggest fan, I follow you until you love me.
Akpo Akpo Sodje
Seconded...quite brilliant
(could work for Therry Racon, or Scotty Wagstaff etc)0 -
Oh Paul Benson, Oh Paul Benson
He plays upfront, he plays upfront
Oh Paul Benson, he plays upfront, he's got a name like a ciggie
Oh Paul Benson, he plays upfront.
To the tune of KC and the Sunshine Band- Give it up
na na na na na na Joe Anyinsah, Anyinsah, we got Joe Anyinsah!0 -
Thank you AFKA and Seth0
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Matt's the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it, uh huh MATT FRY! (Or something. Yeah.)
Also, to Mission Impossible:
Abbott, Pawel Abbott, Pawel Abbott, Pawel Abbott, Pawel. TO the left, TO the right, BUT he's shite... Repeat.
Insert three-syllable phrases i.e. "scores a goal" or "he's alright" etc when necessary/appropriate/for the lulz.
I'm loving the Akpo Sodje chant, too!0 -
Not sure if this has already been sung, sure it was about Burton but can be changed:
He goes past 1, he goes past 2- Waggy
He goes past 1, he goes past 2, Waggy, Waggy
He goes past 1, he goes past 2, he'll score a goal just for you
Scotty Wagstaff, Charlton's wonderkid/number 70 -
jarman cafc cafc is unique because no other club would touch it with a barge pole,plain embarrsing and as camp as a row of tents0
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[cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]Never to rear its head in public, i give you Nelly the Elephant !
Benno from Dagenham packed his trunk and said goodbye to the Daggers
He played some games and the Charlton fans thought
Chump, Chump Chump
Then Benno from Dagenham hit the net and the fans began to like him
Scoring goals with his left and his right
Thump, Thump, Thump
He scored the winner at Carlisle
Far far away
Some still not sure, they think he’s poor, can he score against Wednesday ?
very good mate, but you clearly have too much time on your hands.....isn't there a nappy that needs changing..;o)0 -
We have joy we have fun watching Benson in league one
And the joy's sure to last coz Anyinsah is so fast.0 - Sponsored links:
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[cite]Posted By: nolly[/cite]jarman cafc cafc is unique because no other club would touch it with a barge pole,plain embarrsing and as camp as a row of tents
even Crewe and Carshalton said no way0 -
to the Semedo tune:
Paul Benson whoah whoah
He comes from Dagenham
He's quite a good accountant
Paul Benson whoah.0 -
Paul Benson whoooa
Paul Benson whoooa
He looks like goldilocks
But he's deadly in the box
repeat repeat0 -
lol eltham0
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Waggy Trousers, Waggy Trousers.0
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Akpo Sodje song, inspired!0
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[cite]Posted By: cafcdan18[/cite]Waggy Trousers, Waggy Trousers.
Boarderline genius0 -
Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey Hey Hey
Anyinsah0 -
[cite]Posted By: cafcdan18[/cite]Waggy Trousers, Waggy Trousers.
Magic...
How about:
They always said he was a red... Benno, Benno
Scores with his right and with his head... Benno, Benno
We all thought the lad was shit,
But then he scored and that was it
He's big Paul Benson, Charlton's man up top0 -
[cite]Posted By: Six-a-bag-of-nuts[/cite]Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey Hey Hey
Anyinsah
Waggy Trousers is great and I can see this being sung!0
