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Joke of the day
northstandsteve
Posts: 14,327
Prostitute says to a punter, would you like to have sex for £10 , the only trouble is I haven't got a womb. Punter says where will we do it then ?
Across the woad against the wailings she replies.
I thank you very much.
Across the woad against the wailings she replies.
I thank you very much.
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