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Friday Caption Competition: Simon and Sophie

LoOkOuT
LoOkOuT Posts: 10,918
edited October 2006 in General Charlton
Thanks to Curb_it's post, I found this pic. Captions for the lovebirds? He doesn't looked much interested...
The best one(s) I'll try and do up properly and post later.

jordananderton.jpg
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  • Stone
    Stone Posts: 3,026
    "What do you mean, the champers is flatter than me?"
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    "Come on Simon. Just another little line"
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    "From that angle Simon, you actually look like Iain"
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,571
    *sniff sniff*

    ' Are you wearing my perfume again ? '
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,099
    'Come on Simes, perrlease.
    You've always got a quote for the press, so why can't you have a line for me'
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,763
    "Take your hand off my arse you Palace c**t"

    Or is that a bit strong!
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    [cite] 1905:[/cite]"Take your hand off my arse you Palace c**t"

    Or is that a bit strong!

    ha ha spot on 1905
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    "If you dont take your finger out of my gary Im gonna bite your nose off"
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,763
    edited October 2006
    "Simon, can you spit that out before I kiss you"

    Sorry chaps I am in one of those moods - havent even been to the pub!
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,263
    "Si can you give me the number of your tanning lady..
    cos im going to sack her, you orange T*at!!"

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,099
    4 WEEKS IN THE JUNGLE - £20K

    5 WEEKS ON LOVE ISLAND - £30K

    FINDING OUT OOMPA LOOMPA'S REALLY EXIST - PRICELESS
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,099
    'When Max Clifford said i had to snuggle up to Jordan to get in the papers, I never knew he meant this idiot'
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,099
    'Can you smell bullsh*t ?'
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,263
    god he's on a roll now...
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,099
    i liked my first one best, i think i'm getting steadily worse.

    Did laugh at 1905s though !
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    "What do they mean by 'fag hag' Simon?"
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Jordan is pulling a face like Larry Grayson in that picture. I'm sure he's about to say "Ooh, look at the muck in here"
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,638
    edited October 2006
    "and what big hands you've got"

    "no,you just have a little cock"
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,583
    Simon has always been a master of the one-handed wedgie.
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    You've been tangoed...

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  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Enjoy the championship you tosser...
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,505
    "i think i'm going to be sick"
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Yes I'd still love you if you weren't a millionaire
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    So what division are Crippled Alice in again?
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,404
    Of course no one's laughing at you Simon.
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    No honestly I wasn't comparing your weiner to a cocktail sausage.
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,918
    jordancomic1.jpg
  • InspectorSands
    InspectorSands Posts: 5,207
    "Jesus, Mark Bosnich has been here, hasn't he? What's that hanging from her nose? Any left for me?"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,099
    Lookout,

    there are 99% of us trying to be witty and insightful, and you go for the outright caveman abuse !!
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,918
    No time for subtlety!

    I'll try and do a few more of em. Your one going up next...

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