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Gray and Keys Caption comp.

adamtheaddick
adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
edited February 2011 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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Gray "So how did you get us the talksport gig Richard?"

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  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    Gray "Can I have the hair off your hands for my head?"
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,222
    Keys: 'Yeah, last time I got my whole arm up there!'
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    see that window? I'm going to turn round and smash it.
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,782
    "so i'll get my shotgun and blow her head off the first time she sticks the flag up"
  • Penfolds Perm
    Penfolds Perm Posts: 550
    '' I'm telling you Andy, one day there will be Women Linesman waving Pink flags like this ''
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    I've just been in the Dressing Room and replaced her flag with a School Crossing Pole.
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,782
    ........"So i held her in my arms and softly whispered...'what the hell are you doing woman?, you know as much about football as i do'.......oh, how we both laughed"
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    No need for foreplay - just spit on your hand.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    I used to work with Ulrika.
    Cant wait to ask Stan if he smashed it.
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    "well andy, i like to sit the birds on the end of my water bed, get down on my knees, take one of their stocking feet in my hands like this and gently, sensually, start to kiss their feet while slowly, surely, making my way to the top of her thighs all the time looking her in the eyes and smiling like this... then i flip her over doggy styleee and smash it. drives em wild andy believe me and they love it" andy giggles and replies: "taaake a booow sooon, unbelievable".
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  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    So theres one in the chamber, and move and fire and move and fire...

    Prize for anyone who knows where that came from.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Think mronelung is winning so far with his caption.
  • bibble
    bibble Posts: 1,052
    Richard Keys wins the Russian Roulette Electic Chair Competition.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    [cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]So theres one in the chamber, and move and fire and move and fire...

    Prize for anyone who knows where that came from.

    Dunno, lets ask Dan.

    Dan!

    Daaan!

    Daaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!
  • Penfolds Perm
    Penfolds Perm Posts: 550
    [cite]Posted By: MrOneLung[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]So theres one in the chamber, and move and fire and move and fire...

    Prize for anyone who knows where that came from.

    Dunno, lets ask Dan.

    Dan!

    Daaan!

    Daaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!

    COOK PASS BABTRIDGE as I live and breathe !!!!!
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Java..
  • pilchard
    pilchard Posts: 3,763
    edited February 2011
    American Werewolf in London remake announced, Richard Keys to play the werewolf (Pictured here at the audition), Andy Gray (also pictured) get's moist whilst he watches it.
  • pilchard
    pilchard Posts: 3,763
    [cite]Posted By: bloodnut[/cite]"well andy, i like to sit the birds on the end of my water bed, get down on my knees, take one of their stocking feet in my hands like this and gently, sensually, start to kiss their feet while slowly, surely, making my way to the top of her thighs all the time looking her in the eyes and smiling like this... then i flip her over doggy styleee and smash it. drives em wild andy believe me and they love it" andy giggles and replies: "taaake a booow sooon, unbelievable".


    This is far and away the best one.
  • StubleyAddick
    StubleyAddick Posts: 2,552
    Richard: This is how Sian Massey holds the mirror when giving an offside decison.
  • fatkit
    fatkit Posts: 294
    "I smell my own farts I do"
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  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    edited February 2011
    So i was in rupert murdochs office he wanted me out, but after cupping his balls and having a melbourne mouthwash he said we could stay
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    Heard that charmer Karen advising Sian to put it straight up like this and make sure it stays up. Couldn't believe it when i saw her doing the line.
  • Redmidland
    Redmidland Posts: 44,700
    "So I gently caressed Moz Dee's manhood....like this.......and the rest is history" said Richard Keys after being asked by Andy Gray how he managed to get them the new gig on Talksport!!
    Moz Dee, programme director for talksport was unavailable for comment today!!

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