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End of the world this weekend - May 21st 2011

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  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,288
    Did they give a time..?
    Some time after Britains got talent.
    Shame it's not before it.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,917

    One more day to go.

    Might explain why we're getting no news on player ins/outs with CP not now having to upset senior players who won't be offered a new contract.

  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,980
    edited May 2011
    So what are people going to do on their last day tomorrow?

    1) A bit of "How's your father" with the boss' stunning secretary?
    Lovely way to go.

    2) Watch one last time the video of SuperClive scoring his playoff final hatrick at Wembley?
    Or even SuperKev scoring his solo wonder goal by taking on the entire Liverpool defence to complete his hatrick?

    3) Remember "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"......?
    When Arthur got taken to the pub by Ford Prefect, for a last drinkup before being scooped up by the spacecraft?

    Sounds the best idea to me.
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,438
    I can't wait for Sunday and this twat's explanation of why we're all still here.


  • Red Fraggle
    Red Fraggle Posts: 635
    So what are people going to do on their last day tomorrow?

    3) Remember "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"......?
    When Arthur got taken to the pub by Ford Prefect, for a last drinkup before being scooped up by the spacecraft?

    Sounds the best idea to me.
    Grabs my freshly washed towel and hands beer to Oggy, pulls up a chair.  Not relishing the fish in the ear though.
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    i wont bother cutting the grass then.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,917
    i wont bother cutting the grass then.
    Don't you want it looking it's best before oblivion strikes? That's just lazy ;)
  • charltonaddickedmatt
    charltonaddickedmatt Posts: 1,257
    Working:) the joys, What time is this happinin?
  • Shrew
    Shrew Posts: 5,752
    will Emma be commentating ?
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,794
    I don't think we are all supposed to die out on Sunday - we are to be tormented for a few months before the Earth is finally destroyed. Hopefully the season could be brought forwards as I wouldn't want it all to end with us in League 1.

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  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,669
    As I will be one of those in " rapture" I'm not bothered.
  • NathanPrior
    NathanPrior Posts: 3,577

    An atheist and entrepreneur from North Hampshire, Bart Centre, is
    enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set
    up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.

    He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.

    They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street
    Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't
    do refunds."

  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,438
    Fan-bloody-tastic! Cash in on the morons. Or should that be Mormons?
  • richie8
    richie8 Posts: 1,205
    Could be true though,got a coupon up yesterday !
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,669
    Still waiting
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,675
    Crickey I hope we sign some new players before the end of the day!
  • charltonaddickedmatt
    charltonaddickedmatt Posts: 1,257
    Still here, hurry up i'v got a holiday to book, if its ganna happen , happen soon please and save me 400quid
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,138
    That's it. Midday here, another day elsewhere.  Goodbye Tonga
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,980
    Well, I'm still here. And nobody I know has gone to heaven yet.

    Anyone starting to get the raptures ........?

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  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,397
    it's 11pm where he is, 6pm here that it's meant to happen, though I'd love to see how a single Earthquake is going to reach all areas of the planet
  • ISawLeaburnScore
    ISawLeaburnScore Posts: 9,779
    Are the Aussie Addicks still out there?
  • Godstone
    Godstone Posts: 700
    There are no dates in the Bible regarding '.the end'. Bible prophecy is very interesting though.


  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,212
    People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.
    LOL - a good enough gag to justify the huge font.
  • Redmidland
    Redmidland Posts: 44,700
    edited May 2011
    Well, I'm still here. And nobody I know has gone to heaven yet.

    Anyone starting to get the raptures ........?



    Yes I have....in the groin!...........oh sorry I thought you said rupture!!!
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    I'm now so convinced that it won't happen that I have gone and washed the car!
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,429

    I was going to stay in last night, but because of this I went out earlier!

    When I woke up this morning I thought it was all over, felt like S****

  • scabbyhorse
    scabbyhorse Posts: 2,546
     People are making end of the world jokes like there is no tomorrow.
  • scabbyhorse
    scabbyhorse Posts: 2,546
    If it was to happen and the nonbelievers had only had five months to live , what would you do? 
  • scabbyhorse
    scabbyhorse Posts: 2,546
    If you cant think of anything , do not worry its not the end of the world.

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