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Hugh Hefners Bird gives him the Elbow

Jimmy Seed Shooter
Jimmy Seed Shooter Posts: 55
edited June 2011 in Not Sports Related

Hugh Hefners bird has decided not to go through with their planned wedding, "who cares" i hear the cry, not me is my responce. It is a bizarre world that has a 25 year old super babe wanting to marry an 80+ years old man but i guess money talks and if she wont go through with it im sure he will find another young lady to take her place, after all he must feel the clock ticking and want to settle down and start a family before its too late!

Anyway enough of his strange yet in some respects enviable life style, do you think the lady in questions name is her actual birth name or a stage name, Miss Crystal Harris?

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  • DickVanDykesDiscoDog
    DickVanDykesDiscoDog Posts: 1,021
    you don't pronounce the "H" in her surname 
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    image
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,001
    She's got boy tits!
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    Same size as yours
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,001
    Sorry man-o-rexic!
  • Winters-Dawn
    Winters-Dawn Posts: 303
    Hefner already has kids, so I doubt hes bothered about having more at whatever age he is now
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    I must admit I prefer a much more ample bosom.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,897

    They make a lovely couple and she clearly loved him

     

  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    not really a tit man. never up that end long enough.
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,001
    You've got a foot fetish?
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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    bordering obsession
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,785
    She's got boy tits!
    Well this boys wants to claim them. ;-)

    She's SWEEEEEEET
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,602
    edited June 2011
    Far too skinny for my liking.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    image

    she must have had them done...................
  • Jimmy Seed Shooter
    Jimmy Seed Shooter Posts: 55
    May be her name is Crystal Harris because shes a well polished peice of work that you can see straight through. Or may be her rear end is exceptionally clean and without a blemish?
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,957
    Her head looks too big for her body.

    Must be American.

    ;o)
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    charlton fans on an internet forum being picky over women. it does make ya laugh.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,957
    Okay, I'm not picky. I'll marry Hugh Hefner.
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    You've got a foot fetish?
    I went out with a girl with a foot fetish - but she had to put up with six inches!
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    May be her name is Crystal Harris because shes a well polished peice of work that you can see straight through. Or may be her rear end is exceptionally clean and without a blemish?
    i think it's simply that Hugh likes to empty into her decanter  
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  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,461
    Why are lifers obsessed with the phrase 'money talks'?! I'm not even sure I know what it means
  • Cordoban Addick
    Cordoban Addick Posts: 5,448
    She could have wiped the string of pearls off from around her belly button before posing the first picture. We are a family site after all.

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