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Any singles out there fancy a stab at this......

Hillsys Up
Hillsys Up Posts: 1,109
edited May 2007 in Other Football and Sports
http://www.marryjodiemarsh.com/

She must be desperate.

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  • Charltonchick
    Charltonchick Posts: 123
    Jeez, any man who would ever even consider marrying that trollop deserves to catch every STD going :P
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,718
    Send Marcus round
  • PassItToLeaburn
    PassItToLeaburn Posts: 1,457
    [cite]Posted By: Hillsy's Up[/cite]http://www.marryjodiemarsh.com/

    She must be desperate.

    Errmmm, I'm not a single but really tempted to sign up.

    Ugly, brainless, classless, humourless and so desperate she's marrying by audition. Who in their right mind would want to marry that?
  • Hillsys Up
    Hillsys Up Posts: 1,109
    I'd be interested to find out how many people are applying.
  • PassItToLeaburn
    PassItToLeaburn Posts: 1,457
    edited May 2007
    [cite]Posted By: LenGlover[/cite]Send Marcus round

    I dare say he's already done that.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,946
    this is being filmed for TV and the wedding date is already set for some day in September so you won't have much time to get to know her (an advantage perhaps). JT and Benty (M) have probably already had a one night audition.
  • PassItToLeaburn
    PassItToLeaburn Posts: 1,457
    [cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]JT and Benty (M) have probably already had a one night audition.

    Quite possibly simultaneously.........to save on time of course.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,946
    [cite]Posted By: PassItToLeaburn[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]JT and Benty (M) have probably already had a one night audition.

    Quite possibly simultaneously.........to save on time of course.

    and money ??
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,718
    JT is good with the stepovers.

    Maybe on this occasion he stepped over Marcus!
  • PassItToLeaburn
    PassItToLeaburn Posts: 1,457
    [cite]Posted By: LenGlover[/cite]JT is good with the stepovers.

    Maybe on this occasion he stepped over Marcus!

    He probably got sick of Bent's moaning...

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  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,946
    can't see Benty putting in enough effort to need to moan.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,946
    there's definately an invitation there as well as you can download a PDF application (Please Do F**k).
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    edited May 2007
    ...
  • Crispy
    Crispy Posts: 594
    Pathetic Dumb F**k?
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    I've just signed WSS up... he likes the ladies...

    ;-)
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    I might Have a go for a laugh what do you think ? After all have been single for a while now.....
  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    [cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]I might Have a go for a laugh what do you think ? After all have been single for a while now.....
    Do it - just remember you'll need kevlar protection for the little soldier rather than just a flourescant jacket! ;o)
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    [cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]I might Have a go for a laugh what do you think ? After all have been single for a while now.....

    Go for it Ketman! lol
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    You can DJ at your own wedding reception!
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    she is minging though.... good luck ketters!

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  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    Let's help Kets with the questions:

    Q1: What do you do for a living and do you enjoy it?

    Q2: What was your longest previous relationship and why did it finish?

    Q3: Complete this sentence: I want my relationship with my future wife to be...

    Q4: Tell me about the best sex you ever had! Where & when?

    Q5: Is money important to you?

    Q6: What do you like about me? (I know, you haven't even met me yet!)

    Q7: Describe a great date you might take me on.

    Q8: Do you want children?

    Q9: Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?

    Q10: What are your 3 must do things in your life?

    Q11: Give 3 qualities that you think are good about you and 3 that are bad.

    Q12: Finally, why do you think you and I would make a good couple?
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    Q7: Describe a great date you might take me on.

    Monty's minibus to Scunny: scun, sex (monty to watch!), sand(wiches c/o Dyer) and scotch eggs.
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    edited May 2007
    [cite]Posted By: Sco[/cite]Let's help Kets with the questions:
    Q3: Complete this sentence: I want my relationship with my future wife to be...
    Dead diiiirty

    Q4: Tell me about the best sex you ever had! Where & when?
    Watching Monty in a layby on the A249

    Q5: Is money important to you?
    No, I expect my wife to keep me

    Q6: What do you like about me? (I know, you haven't even met me yet!)
    See Q5

    Q7: Describe a great date you might take me on.
    A day out in Blackburn, in the back of a minibus

    Q8: Do you want children?
    Can you breastfeed through silicon?

    Q9: Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
    In your kitchen, being your biiiatch
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    Thing is I might actually make it onto the show as they'll want some Weedy Pigeon types as well as the more serious suitors just to make it more watchable. :-)
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    serious suitors..!!??
  • Spankie
    Spankie Posts: 1,537
    I think Rughead has applied....

    In all honesty have you ever seen anything quite so preposterous? Ms Marsh manages to plumb yet new depths, somehow!
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    what an old banger! still throw her about the place tho!! (pulls gurn face!)
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,143
    [cite]Posted By: Spankie[/cite]I think Rughead has applied....

    In all honesty have you ever seen anything quite so preposterous?

    what, Rughead ???

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