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Off_it
Off_it Posts: 28,882
edited June 2011 in Other Football and Sports
If she makes that noise just playing tennis then what on earth does she do when she's getting jiggy with it???
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  • Marriott110
    Marriott110 Posts: 1,528
    I'd love to find out!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,605
    If she makes that noise just playing tennis then what on earth does she do when she's getting jiggy with it???
    If it was with me, she'd probably be screaming "get off me you fat c*nt"
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,199
    If she makes that noise just playing tennis then what on earth does she do when she's getting jiggy with it???
    If it was with me, she'd probably be screaming "get off me you fat c*nt"
    LOL of the day!
  • scruffle
    scruffle Posts: 2,283
    with me it would be the lovely phrase - is it in yet?
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,170

    her skins cleared up and she is near perfection ..... i had a bit of a jostle watching them two

     

    didn't realise she's engaged to some long carnt from the la lakers

     

    booooooooooooo

  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,897
    edited June 2011

    Bet she makes a right racket.

    I'd get her deuces flowing.

  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,957
    LOL Macro!
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348

    I'd be her ball boy .

     

     

  • Floyd Montana
    Floyd Montana Posts: 3,730
    She could watch me wipe my hawkeye
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,231
    Just watching her has given me tennis elbow...

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  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,741

    The at it again on BBC HD as I write.....Azarenka. Weird grunt but very pleasant jubblies.

    She sounds like a bearded howler monkey!

  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,170
    yep , they both get it
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,868
    she used to go out with the fella out of maroon 5 and he kicked her into touch cos he reckoned it was the most boring standard sex ever
  • Floyd Montana
    Floyd Montana Posts: 3,730
    edited June 2011
    Yeah, I thought exactly the same

    I was just grateful to go out with someone from Maroon 5
  • Petefromcornwall
    Petefromcornwall Posts: 553

  • Petefromcornwall
    Petefromcornwall Posts: 553
    tennis...ice skating....pole vaulting...why are they so interesting during the close season?
  • Stefco
    Stefco Posts: 848
    edited June 2011
    I can't watch when you've got someone screeching like a pig being castrated with a machete, irrespective of her structure being immensely sound.

    There are times she doesn't screech when hitting the ball, & I reckon half of it is to put her opponent off.
    I'm pretty sure she has been warned/complained about in the past over the noise she makes.

    I would happily throw my raquet all over her lawn, if I weren't a married chappie!
  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,741
    I can't watch when you've got someone screeching like a pig being castrated with a machete, irrespective of her structure being immensely sound.

    There are times she doesn't screech when hitting the ball, & I reckon half of it is to put her opponent off.
    I'm pretty sure she has been warned/complained about in the past over the noise she makes.

    I would happily throw my raquet all over her lawn, if I weren't a married chappie!



    Poofta......;-)
  • Stefco
    Stefco Posts: 848
    edited June 2011
    How very dare you!

    Don't make me whip your cream & strawberrys now! :-D
  • ValleyFred
    ValleyFred Posts: 539
    I'm sure I'd have the whole court against me if I went near her......

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  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,737
    She is surprisingly quiet, just some low volume groans, at least she was with me.
  • Redmidland
    Redmidland Posts: 44,700
    Well I found something to put in her mouth - that kept her quiet......................for a few minutes!!!
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,868
    this girl's the worst

  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,170

    what a ridiculous squeal

  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    I can't watch when you've got someone screeching like a pig being castrated with a machete, irrespective of her structure being immensely sound.

    There are times she doesn't screech when hitting the ball, & I reckon half of it is to put her opponent off.
    I'm pretty sure she has been warned/complained about in the past over the noise she makes.

    I would happily throw my raquet all over her lawn, if I weren't a married chappie!
    This....
  • falconwood_1
    falconwood_1 Posts: 7,368
    I'm a big Laura Robson fan
  • ISawLeaburnScore
    ISawLeaburnScore Posts: 9,779
    I can understand an occasional effort noise, like sometimes when boxers throw a punch or in a racquet/bat sport when the player swings but what the hell does that howling wolf thing buckshee posted do?!
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,356
    This Zakopalov girl playing Sharapova now is much fitter. And less tall.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    This Zakopalov girl playing Sharapova now is much fitter. And less tall.
    ewww no. she looks like a chiwawa.
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    I'm a big Laura Robson fan
    Not nice, calling Laura big!

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