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That Beyonce bird

Off_it
Off_it Posts: 28,928
edited June 2011 in Not Sports Related
Let's have this right. She can definitely hold a tune, and she can certainly have some off me any time she wants it.

But fuck me, the shit she sings is painful to listen to sometimes. Awful, awful songs.

Cracking batty though.
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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,020
    always thought she was too manly looking. like something out the rocky horror show.

    now, i wouldnt say no but i just dont get all the fuss.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,928
    I spose it's the cock and ball set that puts you off, eh Gary?
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,928
    "I can see your halo"

    Is that slang?
  • Valley11
    Valley11 Posts: 12,015
    Tend to agree with VG. Too rough for me. Looks like she could kick the sh•t out of you then demand an orgasm.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,928
    Tend to agree with VG. Too rough for me. Looks like she could kick the sh•t out of you then demand an orgasm.
    My kinda woman!!!

    And she;d get it too (the orgasm) - I don't let my treacles down.
  • Valley11
    Valley11 Posts: 12,015
    I don't let my treacles down.



    Haha a touch creepy but fair play
  • jdsd42
    jdsd42 Posts: 1,500

    She can share my season Tickets .............she was awesome

  • drawnablank
    drawnablank Posts: 779
    edited June 2011
    No thanks! She's a singing version of Serena Williams
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,670
    No thanks! She's a singing version of Serena Williams



    Are you mad ?
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    she was awesome!

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  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,928
    define "awesome" in this context.
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,374
    edited June 2011
    I fancy playing those bongos whilst I'm doing just that, she is scary but stunning in equal measures
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,449
    She's horrible looking. Plastic faced bint. Kelly Rowland, on the other hand - now THAT is a woman. She's f***ing beautiful.
  • cafc999
    cafc999 Posts: 4,971
    wouldnt say no to either to be honest!
  • ken from bexley
    ken from bexley Posts: 5,092
    Las Vegas comes to Glasto........
    Really not my cup of tea as a singer
    Repeat a phrase 60 times does no make a song, bit like a second rate Patti LaBelle, and seemed to play on the 
    black independent woman thing....back projection iconic images flashed up.
    To me the  dancing/prancing detracts........ nice black gussett though


  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,125
    If I was at Glastonbury this year, and I wish I was, I would have avoided the pyramid stage all weekend.
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    she seems to have exceptionally long legs, she can sing well and has a good choreographed show, but the couple of songs I watched were abysmal!
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,196
    Dreadful music for people who have no idea about music. Nice to look at though as offy said.
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    She had a new CD to punt, sounds like the same old over-produced formula.
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    The music does absolutely nothing for me, but that video where she's bouncing along in that white vest does.

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  • grumpyaddick
    grumpyaddick Posts: 6,597

    She looks awful and sounds worse. What a sad old tart.

    And what is that dreadful childbirth motion she does with her thighs?

    Please can we have proper female vocalists that:

    1. Can sing

    2. Don't need at least 75 accompanying dancers and musicians on stage to disguise the fact that she can do neither.

    3. Dont look like Olympic wrestlers or a tired drag act from Madame JoJo's.

    Carefully marketed rubbish designed to appeal to 11 year schoolgirls and sick middle aged perves with a latent penchant for lady-boys.

  • Riscardo
    Riscardo Posts: 2,338

    She looks awful and sounds worse. What a sad old tart.

    And what is that dreadful childbirth motion she does with her thighs?

    Please can we have proper female vocalists that:

    1. Can sing

    2. Don't need at least 75 accompanying dancers and musicians on stage to disguise the fact that she can do neither.

    3. Dont look like Olympic wrestlers or a tired drag act from Madame JoJo's.

    Carefully marketed rubbish designed to appeal to 11 year schoolgirls and sick middle aged perves with a latent penchant for lady-boys.

    Large font alert
  • uie2
    uie2 Posts: 4,596
    i preferd janelle monae
  • grumpyaddick
    grumpyaddick Posts: 6,597
    I can do small font too you know..
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,386
    I wan y'all to put yer hands together and thank the Lord that an ugly bitch like me is making all this money outta middle class white mugs like you
  • grumpyaddick
    grumpyaddick Posts: 6,597

    Van Morrison is more feminine than Beyonce and has a much better voice.

    Why does Lincsaddick think he is a black American female pop megastar?

  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,386

    Van Morrison is more feminine than Beyonce and has a much better voice.

    Why does Lincsaddick think he is a black American female pop megastar?

    i know bro, my grammar causes me to stutter an stammer, need to spend a few hours brushing up with my crammer
  • drawnablank
    drawnablank Posts: 779
    No thanks! She's a singing version of Serena Williams



    Are you mad ?
    No.
    But I was very, very drunk when I posted that. 
    I am still not a fan but i will concede that Serena Williams is definitely a lot worse.

    I just don't get the whole Beyonce thing.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,386

    She looks awful and sounds worse. What a sad old tart.

    And what is that dreadful childbirth motion she does with her thighs?

    Please can we have proper female vocalists that:

    1. Can sing

    2. Don't need at least 75 accompanying dancers and musicians on stage to disguise the fact that she can do neither.

    3. Dont look like Olympic wrestlers or a tired drag act from Madame JoJo's.

    Carefully marketed rubbish designed to appeal to 11 year schoolgirls and sick middle aged perves with a latent penchant for lady-boys.

    Large font alert
    you're not a fan then grumpy?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    It's a little known fact that Roy Castle is her father.

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