To those who thought Darren Bent was overvalued...

AFKABartram

Would you rather have:

Yakubu, and £4m

or Darren Bent ?

StanmoreAddick

Erm-

Tough one that AFKA.

;-)

MCS

dont get it?

T

Yakubu would have been perfect for us. He hasn't scored a goal after February for the past 3 seasons (or some similar stat i read in the paper)

oohaahmortimer

[cite]Posted By: MCS[/cite]dont get it?

yakubu went for £12m bent went for £16 m the difference is £4m
so one yakubu plus£4m = darren bent (£16m)
what would you prefer?

AFKABartram

can he ask a friend ?

:-)

Ketman

[cite]Posted By: MCS[/cite]dont get it?

LOL Dude, sort it out mate !

T

I love MCS he's like Charlton Lifes 'Brian'

Carter

Where's he gone?

Curb_It

i didnt get it either.

Ketman

For the money Spurs paid for Bent'y they could have signed the left back Gareth Bale from Southampton Twice over.

ThreadKiller

are we after yakubu?

AFKABartram

yakube who ?

WSS

so if Darren Bent had of stayed Tottenham would have bought Yakubu and given us £4m?

oohaahmortimer

[cite]Posted By: ThreadKiller[/cite]are we after yakubu?

i think so another one curbs missed out on...he got lucky with darren bent but showed his true judgement with marcus

T

We're buying you tube?

On a side, slightly hijacked thread way. Did anyone else think that the German national team coach looked a bit like Brian Ferry?

les_says

[cite]Posted By: T[/cite]We're buying you tube?

On a side, slightly hijacked thread way. Did anyone else think that the German national team coach looked a bit like Brian Ferry?

wasn't bryan ferry in the papers recently declaring his admiration for the art of the third reich? hmmm.....

Off_it

Eh? Have the remnants of the third reich just made an offer for Darren Bent which means we get Yakubu? Where does the £4million fit in - is that the agents fee, negotiated by our new Nigerian benefactor?

MCS

oh man, still lost on me!

are we buying yakubu then, and did we buy bent for 16 mill!

Lost, confused and a bit ginger, from SE10

Ketman

We are signing a young lost Ginger 10 Year Old to play up front with Bent now are we FFS...

MCS

you gotta try and make more sense of your words ketters! i aint got a danny what your ron about!

jayblock

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11680_2678418,00.html

Off_it

So, just to recap - Darren Bent has dyed his hair ginger and is now playing for Nigeria. Yakubu is giving Richard Murray £4million in order to become chairman and there are some Germans goose stepping around the Valley car park, trying to set up a burger stall whilst listening to an old Roxy Music LP. Is that right?

les_says

spot on, columbo!

MCS

so, everton buy fat crap yak off of boro! for 11 mill!

I cannot believe they have signed him, he is awfully inconsistant and rubbish.

stilll dont get the original question tho!

Off_it

What's Columbus got to do with it? Are we looking to relocate to the South Pole now then?

PassItToLeaburn

LOL! Great thread!

BlackForestReds

The German manager lives near me.

AFKABartram

Let me get this right. Yakubu has won £11m on the EuroLottery, and is giving Darren Bent £4m to poison Bryan Ferry with a dodgy unlicenced burger, and stab Columbo with an unlicenced pin badge ???

Off_it

[cite]Posted By: BlackForestReds[/cite]The German manager lives near me.

What, in a cake? So where is the ginger Nigerian in all of this - still counting the £4million he swindled off Brian Ferry's burger van?

Sco

So Yakult is our new sponsor pledging us £4m, taking over from the bent current lot who owe us £12m?

I guess the new lot will know more about football culture.



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