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******** RATE MY PLATE - CHRISTMAS DINNER ********

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  • DamoNorthStand
    DamoNorthStand Posts: 11,141
    eastterrace6168 said:

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    Nice bowl of fruity porridge for breakfast..
    Does prison add the banana as a special festive treat for good behaviour?
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,893
    Well we have our first bowl of unappetising slop dressed up like a cheap tart hoping the lipstick will cover up the rubbery tasteless product below. 

    Looking forward to seeing who can beat that with their actual dinners later.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,210
    Blackheathen said:
    Kiwi Christmas
    🎄🎄🎄 
    I’ll have a bowl of abstract art please mate.

    Fucking woeful. 3/10
  • eastterrace6168
    eastterrace6168 Posts: 23,793
    Alwaysneil said:
    Well we have our first bowl of unappetising slop dressed up like a cheap tart hoping the lipstick will cover up the rubbery tasteless product below. 

    Looking forward to seeing who can beat that with their actual dinners later.
    Praise indeed, cheers for that...😉
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,210
    Stuart_the_Red said:
    Christmas breakfast: bagels with cream cheese and smoked salmon, coffee and pink champagne!
    Merry Christmas to everyone.
    Fucking hell. When you have a double-barrelled name as the leader of your constituency.

    Rate the set up but oozes ponce. 7/10
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,719
    Woops...
    Well, have a go anyway...
  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 1,931
    ValleyGary said:
    Stuart_the_Red said:
    Christmas breakfast: bagels with cream cheese and smoked salmon, coffee and pink champagne!
    Merry Christmas to everyone.
    Fucking hell. When you have a double-barrelled name as the leader of your constituency.

    Rate the set up but oozes ponce. 7/10
    I’ll take that!

    I have to mention that these are the only decorations we have this year!
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 34,366
    dicktracey said:
    In Bavaria the main meal event happened last night .... a strange multi national concoction from Czech, Hungarian, Slovakian and German cooks .... therefore 3 types of potato salad !  All a bit weird.
    This is the reason why I I couldn't live anywhere "foreign". Xmas day is supposed to be a roast (turkey, ham, beef - whatever takes your fancy) potatoes, stuffing & veg.
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,646

    Quick brekkie before heading out to see the fam
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 17,432
    eastterrace6168 said:

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    Nice bowl of fruity porridge for breakfast..
    Wake up in the workhouse did you? Looks like gruel. 

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  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 17,432
    Anyone (in the UK or similar time zone) having their Christmas Dinner before half 1 is immediately capped at 4 out of 10.
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,184
    edited December 25
    eastterrace6168 said:



    Nice bowl of fruity porridge for breakfast..
    It’s not fruit porridge. It's banana porridge
  • CaptainRobbo
    CaptainRobbo Posts: 875
    Stuart_the_Red said:
    Christmas breakfast: bagels with cream cheese and smoked salmon, coffee and pink champagne!
    Merry Christmas to everyone.
    Very nice Mr. Cholmondley Warner.
    Can't wait to see the Roast Swan later. 
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,184
    edited December 25


    Served in the age old traditional Bavarian Black Forest plastic supermarket  container.
    Nothing says continental Christmas better than that.
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,184
    LennyLowrent said:
    Woops...
    Well, have a go anyway...
    Another one eating off the floor
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,184
    Blackheathen said:
    Kiwi Christmas
    🎄🎄🎄 
    The old Nigella salmon-gammon option.
    Hope the dill sauce doesn't taint your gravy.
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,184
    ValleyGary said:
    Stuart_the_Red said:
    Christmas breakfast: bagels with cream cheese and smoked salmon, coffee and pink champagne!
    Merry Christmas to everyone.
    Fucking hell. When you have a double-barrelled name as the leader of your constituency.

    Rate the set up but oozes ponce. 7/10
    And two people have already buggered off with their excess plates and bagels. 
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,210
    sam3110 said:

    Quick brekkie before heading out to see the fam
    Mr Blobby vibes.

    Lay off the ham. 5/10
  • 9goalswentpastperry
    9goalswentpastperry Posts: 1,126
    sam3110 said:

    Quick brekkie before heading out to see the fam
    Your eggs are giving me Pacman vibes, mate.


  • Addicktion_to_red
    Addicktion_to_red Posts: 154
    LennyLowrent said:
    Woops...
    Well, have a go anyway...
    Another lifer eating off the floor. What did you have with your Daddies sauce? 

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  • eastterrace6168
    eastterrace6168 Posts: 23,793
    cantersaddick said:
    eastterrace6168 said:

    image

    Nice bowl of fruity porridge for breakfast..
    Wake up in the workhouse did you? Looks like gruel. 
    Looks can be deceiving...
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,719
    Addicktion_to_red said:
    LennyLowrent said:
    Woops...
    Well, have a go anyway...
    Another lifer eating off the floor. What did you have with your Daddies sauce? 

  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,719

  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,664
    LennyLowrent said:

    It's Christmas Lenny!?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,179
    sam3110 said:

    Quick brekkie before heading out to see the fam
    WHO KILLED PAC-MAN? DEATH BY CHIA SEEDS
  • CH4RLTON
    CH4RLTON Posts: 2,620

  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,893
    Spuds could have done with another hour and no idea why there's no gravy on the yorkshires but that is an 8/10 for me
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 7,011
    CH4RLTON said:

    Optimum use of space, potatoes look a touch insipid. Bonus points for the coaster, offset by the placemat hanging over the edge of the table. Controversial, but Yorkshire puddings a big yes from me.

    good effort.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,664
    edited December 25
    CH4RLTON said:

    Yorkshires!!!

    Heathen!!!
  • sirjohnhumphrey
    sirjohnhumphrey Posts: 1,885

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