******** RATE MY PLATE - CHRISTMAS DINNER ********

Arsenetatters

Just warming up the chicken
and can’t post a photo 

fenlandaddick

Goose again this year. Happy Christmas one and all!

church-lane

North Lower Neil

fenlandaddick said:

Goose again this year. Happy Christmas one and all!

Genuinely impressed the world's thinnest carrots didn't get burned, good effort.

ValleyGary

LennyLowrent said:

Garnish doesn’t hide the fact someone’s took a dump on your dinner.

6/10

Er_Be_Ab_Pl_Wo_Wo_Ch

SporadicAddick said:

An unexpected Stonehenge tribute

ValleyGary

CH4RLTON said:

Yorkshire looks like it’s leading a third reich rally but a decent effort.

7/10

ValleyGary

sirjohnhumphrey said:

Frozen peas on a Christmas dinner is scandalous. When does your universal credit land?

5/10

North Lower Neil

church-lane said:

What the hell is this?:



Burnt to a crisp parsnip?

ValleyGary

jonno said:

Not quite sure where to start. Did Jeffrey Dahmer come round for Christmas?

4/10

ValleyGary

Er_Be_Ab_Pl_Wo_Wo_Ch said:

Courtesy of Mrs Er_Be_Ab_Pl_Wo_Wo_Ch

Streaky bacon and finger carrots? Was there anything else in the fridge you could stick on the plate?

4/10

ValleyGary

I’ll be back later.

O-Randy-Hunt

VG taking no prisoners 🤣

carly burn

Er_Be_Ab_Pl_Wo_Wo_Ch said:

Courtesy of Mrs Er_Be_Ab_Pl_Wo_Wo_Ch

I refer you to section 2:14E of the Christmas dinners act 1971 'it is an offence to place mushy peas, baked beans or sweetcorn anywhere near a Christmas dinner plate.'

SporadicAddick

Er_Be_Ab_Pl_Wo_Wo_Ch said:

SporadicAddick said:

An unexpected Stonehenge tribute

Not far away by coincidence…

CheshireAddick

Lovely Jubbly

Dartaddick

Originally 

church-lane

North Lower Neil said:

church-lane said:

What the hell is this?:



Burnt to a crisp parsnip?

Purple carrots. Parsnips were perfect.

carly burn

CH4RLTON said:

So much going on here....reminds me of a tube map!

ValleyGary

CheshireAddick said:

Lovely Jubbly

Is this a joke? Let’s throw some crayons on the dinner for a laugh.

anaemic. 3/10

North Lower Neil

fenlandaddick said:

Goosed again this year. Happy Christmas one and all!

Charlton_Stu

Here's my effort.... cut down the size this year 😬

guinnessaddick

Dinner cooked by me, took the photo & forgot the swede mash.

CheshireAddick

ValleyGary said:

CheshireAddick said:

Lovely Jubbly

Is this a joke? Let’s throw some crayons on the dinner for a laugh.

anaemic. 3/10

🤣🤣. It definetly tasted better than it looked 

ForeverAddickted

cantersaddick

CH4RLTON said:

Oven give up before the roasties went in?


Everything else looks solid tbf

cantersaddick

jonno said:

You only trusted with a butter knife?

cantersaddick

SporadicAddick said:

More sprouts than potato's? Criminal. Lack of gravy. Parsnips need another 20 mins.

Bonus point for swede.

Not sure how I feel about the ham. 

Minus points for having the same China as my mother in law.

Solidgone

I must admit this was one of my better efforts…it does make a lot of difference if you remember to switch the oven on. This year I remembered. 

cantersaddick

CheshireAddick said:

Lovely Jubbly

Oven not working? Parsnips and carrots are raw